#evilsciencebros

vxtum: ;-; but Oil Slick doesn't deserve mean warrior. I mean.. neither does Megatron, but that's business. It's in the contract that if you're a warlord or just a person in power over him, he's obligated to push his luck and give you a shit time

deceitfulcharmer: it's okay for Cyclonus to push his luck because Megatron does it to him all the time

vxtum: Cyclonus enjoys stepping on Megatron's toes ;P especially when the circumstances are unwanted by Cyclonus, but his sense of honour keeps him in that situation.

deceitfulcharmer: Megatron likes abusing his power when it comes to Cyclonus

vxtum: "You desire my loyalty, my combat expertise in return for my resurrection? So be it. I will simply ensure that you maintain a processor ache the /entire/ duration of my debt to you, my lord."

deceitfulcharmer: He loves to see how far he can push him before he snaps

vxtum: Their private dance is hilarious

vxtum: "I loathe this. I loathe you." "Can't hear you over you needing to fetch me a glass high-grade." "-brings in chalice of the cheapest, hideous tasting alcohol he could find-"

evilsciencebros: truly a fine use for an immortal soldier

deceitfulcharmer: "Oh, dear. I seem to have spilt it."

vxtum: OMG

deceitfulcharmer: This is hardly a new tactic for Megatron; it's been established that he'd drop things on purpose so he could watch Starscream pick them up xD

deceitfulcharmer: he's the worst boss don't work for him

vxtum: "-fierce scowling as he obediently crouches down and soaks up the high-grade with a cloth; stands back up and coolly wrings the liquid back into the chalice; picks up the chalice and bows, offering it back to him- "I have refilled it."

swordborn: OMFfg

deceitfulcharmer: CYCLONUS

swordborn: CYCLONYS we9fhwf

vxtum: lmao

vxtum: Just be careful what you 'drop' on the floor, Megatron. Cyclonus may 'accidentally' step on it and break it in the process of retrieving it for you. ;P

deceitfulcharmer: I guess this is what happens when you're an overweight warrior B(

vxtum: OMG

swordborn: LAUGSHaiohfw

vxtum: "-'accidentally' steps on his gracious, illustrious lord's foot when rounding the throne to resume his post at his side-"

swordborn: i guess we know what megatrons type is

deceitfulcharmer: difficult? you're right

vxtum: Cyclonus, the passive-aggressive jerk to his overseers

deceitfulcharmer: damn it, Cyclonus, now he has to go to Scalpel for repairs and you have to carry him there(edited)

vxtum: lmao

vxtum: DON'T LET HIM DO THAT

swordborn: he'll drop you

vxtum: "-hits his lord's broken pede on every corner to the medical bay, droning "I apologize; Ah, once more, my apologies; Hm. The corridors seem far more narrow than I recall, my lord."

swordborn: this is why the decepticons are losing

YOU WANT TO HEAR MY SHIPS? OKAY! LETS HEAR ABOUT MY SHIPS!

Commission of TFA Oil Slick and Arcee! For specialopsschoolteacher, from evilsciencebros!!

Drop me a character name and I’ll reveal my muse’s heart…

VISUAL ATTRACTIVENESS: 💔 (purely aesthetic appreciation of looks)

FRIENDSHIP LEVEL: 💔 (how close a friend they consider them)

SEXUAL DESIRE: 💔 (wanting to have sex with them)

ROMANTIC INTENT: 💔 (hoping for a romantic relationship)

deceitfulcharmer: also me: how about I start to change Megatron's theme instead

deceitfulcharmer: I think I'm gonna use the same base as Grimmjow's .o.

deceitfulcharmer: I can't find any suitable official art for the background, so I thought I'd use my own art

deceitfulcharmer: and now that I look through my folder I realise it's all porn

vxtum: lmao

deceitfulcharmer: first image people see is Megatron sprawled on his throne with his spike out

deceitfulcharmer: they'll sure know what they're in for xD

evilsciencebros: 99.9% positive he was in a playgirl magazine before changing careers

deceitfulcharmer: he boosts the troops' morale with his nudes

evilsciencebros: That is not a valid excuse to keep bringing up your old modeling photos in the briefing room.

deceitfulcharmer: Lugnut has the whole set

deceitfulcharmer: he collected them like trading cards

vxtum: Cyclonus secretly keeps a copy himself when it makes its rounds, far too astounded by this part of his lord's history

deceitfulcharmer: no need to keep it a secret, Cyclonus~ c;

vxtum: lmao

evilsciencebros: Cyclonus trips and Megatron's nudes spill out of his compartments.

evilsciencebros: "This isn't what it looks like!"

evilsciencebros: more photos spill out

vxtum: lmfao OMG

vxtum: "All right. Perhaps it looks a /little/ like that."

deceitfulcharmer: "It looks a /lot/ like that."

evilsciencebros: randomly picks one up.

evilsciencebros: "Hey this is a rare one. I'll trade five nudes and a holo for this one."

evilsciencebros: Gotta collect them all

vxtum: OMG