Aug 6, 2025
so i've been rewatching jenny nicholson's evermore videos
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so i've been rewatching jenny nicholson's evermore videos
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I don’t know how to draw, but you remember how we anthropomorphized like, apps and shit? What if we did that to theme parks?
Cottagecore lesbian Evermore (she commits tax fraud on the side)
Gremlin Action Park (Has a ponytail resembling the Cannonball Loop)
The Disney parks are a clique of homophobic corporate gays. Epcot is the nerd they keep around
Whatever Six Flags is doing
“Tell the chef that I want a Kraft Single draped across my grilled Atlantic salmon like a blanket, and if he doesn't like it, he can meet me in the parking lot.” -Jenny Nicholson, Evermore: The Theme Park That Wasn't
i went back to watch Jenny Nicholson’s Evermore video again after watching her Star Wars Hotel video and found these gems in the comments
Evermore Park is uniquely brain infecting bc everyone who hears about it starts thinking of ways it could be "fixed", and normally that kind of armchair design would be fantasy nonsense, but in this case all of those suggestions from randos online are infinitely better and more sensible than the actual fantasy nonsense the CEO tried to do. It's always just "yeah that would've been smarter than spending all your money on real tombstones"
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jennyism of the day:
“but surely even utahans are within their rights to file lawsuits if their children are immolated by a warlock.”
Ugh finished another rewatch of Jenny Nicholson's Evermore saga, now what am I meant to do with my time :'(
The downfall of the Star Wars "Hotel" and the downfall of Evermore Park feel like the same story but also opposite. I can't explain WHY exactly it feels this way, but it just does.