Evan Edinger challenged Tom Scott and I to a race across London and the video Premieres on YouTube in one hour!

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Evan Edinger challenged Tom Scott and I to a race across London and the video Premieres on YouTube in one hour!

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adorable
(from We Raced Across London Three Different Ways)
It had snack zone energy, just needed the intro
things i love about evan edinger's new video (not an exhaustive list):
evan enjoying the many beautiful views of london on a sunny day
matt's shirt says "full of anxiety 🌟" but he had only arguably been imbued in it in the beginning and end. tom on the other hand,
matt's eyeliner
evan's helmet
tom's green shirt, haircut, and heavy breathing
"there's no way tom has taken the district line." (cut) this is a district line train-
tom criss-crossing and stretching his gangly arms in the unrelenting, yet ever so uncertain, dread of loss
the underground diagram for everyone unfamiliar with the city
tom getting glimpses of the train not taken, the journey that could've been, the missed optimal solution sliding the dagger of regret into his chest further and further
Breaking The News callback!
evan eating bugs and matt eating the trick literally up his sleeve
"a chocolate bar made in egypt!" (takes a bite) "not a fan."
"tom's one of the most competitive people i know." (proceeds to mime his stress)
evan's swearing censored with bike bells
pigeon! doggy! technically even horse
the amount of genuine tension in the final few minutes
the modes of tom's Very Nerdy Pack, bestowed upon the cameraperson
tom being reminded of the inexorable passage of time and erosion of strength with aging as he's desperately begging his own body to run, run, r u n
tom's unburdened happiness at evan's arrival. the way he almost kissed him on the neck high fived him…
matt's entire parking sequence (why didn't he just ask matt parker for help though. smh)
"matt cheating" and "matt parked" counted as separate scores but still resulting in the same place
their overall joy at the end
in light of evan edinger's recent video I think a sam/evan team would be formidable

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American expat Evan Edinger debunks his countrymen’s kneejerk opposition to public transit.
Happy Valentine’s Day! 🩷💕💖
Here’s your POV if you were to go on a…date…I guess… with Thomas Sanders for Valentine’s Day! Enjoy! LOLOL
*lobs this at you and runs away*
Hehehehe
Here’s the link to the full video
My edit did not make it awkward it only gets more awkward from here haha
this absolute fucking loser holy shit