#euclidean

Okay i gave in and made myself a Euclidiansona

because yeah. steve is taking stan to a fucking casino.

idrk if casinos would be exactly normalized in Euclydia but fuck it, we ball. they exist in this spinoff

original au by @snewts , spinoff masterpost here

Clearer ver:

This actually depends on who is having a child.

Euclydean society was based in eugenics policies and strict hierarchy with Squares on top and irregular Triangles on the bottom. Obviously, a pair of Squares having kids would be encouraged because they have a large possibility of their kids too being Squares. Irregular Triangles were discouraged from having kids with other irregular Triangles and in some cases, straight up sterilized at birth.

Sterilization was also immediately performed on both a child and their parents if the kid had any deformity.

But overall, families were happy to welcome a new addition. A new cute baby was always a joy, even if the government rules had to be enforced on the family. Bill’s parents loved him deeply, even though they all had to lose the ability to ever have more children again.

A fun fact for you is that Euclydeans couldn’t perform abortions. They were ovo-viviparous and every pregnancy resulted in hundreds of babies that had to fight to eat each other in the uterus mortal kombat simulator until only one was left. And once that one was left, it was ready to be born. So, if someone wanted to induce an abortion, they would either lose hundreds of different babies (and it was illegal to abort a Square) or they’d just give birth to the biggest boi. Of course, it could be performed if the parent’s life was in danger.

I know this is really dark, so let me show you some Euclydean baby cuteness:

Mind Eater, Time Keeper

(Basically fiddled around with that one hand gesture you use to reference Bill Cipher and realized you can do a circle and a triangle shape with both hands)

Them without the fade below:

Like, can he only see 3D/was functionally blind on Euclydia, or could he see both in 2D and 3D?