#esther fallick

i decided to finally post this bc the movies that i have selected keep getting turned into actual musicals so i need to make these ideas known before it’s too late

⁃ devil wears prada: so i know they made this a musical already, but imagine halpert evans as miranda priestly. that is HER role

⁃ hereditary: toni colette mom. the song would be the dinner table scene, but it’s a song. it would be insane

⁃ alien: ripley, i feel like this is just classic

⁃ hunger games: katniss, halpert evans YA novel realness

⁃ brave: merida, imagine the terrible scottish accent and terrible red wig

⁃ i tonya: okay so hear me out. halpert wants to do a historical musical, like hamilton and zuckerberg, but they decide to go for a more controversial approach. the show includes actual ice skating and halpert goes method

⁃ burn after reading: would just be a ludicrous show to make a musical out of

⁃ pulp fiction: mia wallace, halpert accepts the role without having seen the movie and doesn’t realize she is barely in the movie. she demands they write her as a bigger part and give her a power ballad, ala ballad of bruce banner

⁃ gone girl: amy dunne, it’s just a reallllly tacky adaptation.