#estarion

send 👀 to see how my muse sees yours.

ATTRACTION: Repulsive | Unattractive | Average | Attractive | Lucifer Help Me TRUST: Trust To Be A Problem | Warrants Caution | Average | Reliable | Trust With My Life RESPECT: Worthy Of Disrespect | Deserves No Respect | Hadn't Earned Any Special Respect | More Respected Than Most | Highest Respect INTEREST: I'd Rather Watch Paint Dry | Distinctly Uninteresting | No Idea Yet | Interesting | I Must Learn More! PRACTICAL SKILLS: Blunder Factory | Antitalent In Many Things | Average | Skilled In Many Things | Master SOCIAL SKILLS: Disaster | Weirdo | Normal | You Should Speak | Silver Tongue KNOWLEDGE SKILLS: Dummy | Knows A Few Things | Average | Expert | Walking Library COMBAT SKILLS: Weakling | Half-Decent | Equal | I Can Learn From You | Unmatched WEALTH: Pauper | Poor | Seems Average | Wealthy | Filthy Rich

YOU ARE: Brave | Strong | Kind | Scary | Unsettling | Secretive | Stubborn | Naïve | Strange | Lovely | Insecure | Genius | Misguided I WOULD: Fight | Spar | Protect* | Help* | Kill For | Learn From | Date | Sleep With | Hire | Kill | Sacrifice Myself For (*under contract) YOU ARE MY: Enemy | Rival | Friend | Family | Love/Crush | Most Important | Client/Investment | Walking Headache | Cat Who Takes Residence On My Lap At The Most Inopportune Times

SOMETHING GOOD YOU SHOWED ME: "... That picture you sent of your abdominals." Even if she left him on read, and forgot about it until this very moment. Still, it was something positive. SOMETHING BAD YOU SHOWED ME: "Your bank statement after you spent an obscene amount of money on escort services." Well, he didn't show her. She did her own investigating, as she does with all of her high profile clients. It was no wonder that he was in the red in this month... AN ADVICE FOR YOU: "You're not the first client to try and warm up to me. Just remember that whatever you think this is, it ends with me killing you. It's just good business." I WISH: "--you would at least give me some warning, before worming your way into my lap. You're persistent, I'll give you that." Persistently adorable--

the evident distaste in her mismatched eyes shine far more than the drenched curls framing her face. her usual grin replaced at the moment with a sheer frown. cat's really hated water. even when they were not currently a cat. "next time, i'm NOT the one going inside the water."

@estarion asked: “ what a pretty thing. i imagine it’s dangerous - most pretty things are. ”

BAG   OF   BONES    ;    𝐔𝐍𝐏𝐑𝐎𝐌𝐏𝐓𝐄𝐃  𝐈𝐍𝐓𝐄𝐑𝐀𝐂𝐓𝐈𝐎𝐍.

     ╰┈➤    @bloodyarn 

▊  &&.   “  Astarion  eats  cute  baby  birds  &  cleans  his  teeth  with  their  feathers  ;  the  tyrant.  I  saw  it,  really  !  😔  ” @estarion

          SO,   WE'RE   SPREADING   RUMORS     about  Astarion  now,  are  we  ?     Admittedly,  Puck  has  heard  worse  about  the  vampire  than  eating  baby  birds,  but  he  can  understand  why  such  information  would  be  distressing  for  the  little  lady. 

          If  it's  true,  that  is.  Knowing  Babette,  she  likely  didn't  see  Astarion  do  anything  of  the  sort  at  all. Puck is more than familiar with her tendency to spread falsehoods. 

Half a smirk. "That's a lot of attention for someone you consider little more than a bore, sweetheart. If being attractive is enough to make you so focused on the one thing, I must conclude you're kind of desperate."

❛    𝒏𝒐.   ❜        arms  cross  ,  brows  raise.       pure  defiance  radiates  from  the  blonde.       truly  an  unmovable  force.       ❛   absolutely  not.  ❜      emma  even  throws  in  a  𝒍𝒊𝒕𝒕𝒍𝒆  𝒔𝒄𝒐𝒇𝒇  as  she  eyes  @estarion.         ❛    i  knew  you  were  crazy  ,  but  you  might  just  actually  be  insane.    ❜

perhaps... ｡･ﾟ✫ @estarion