#esotaeric

            A text, from an unregistered number, caused his phone to sound. Jiyong dug it out of his back pocket, entering the four digit code only to come eye to… screen? with someone’serected dick.

            Rumour had it, some kid from the label was a lowkey exhibitionist — the name never came up. Wouldn’t have heard of him anyway. Hadn’t exactly made habit out of getting to know many of his label-mates.

            Not that the length was impressive anyway. Not that Jiyong was the slightest big remotely interested in the same sex but he sure as hell wasn’t interested in seeing any other penis than his own.

            The thing is, if you’re gonna impose yourself on unsuspecting others, ya gotta at least have something to show for, y’know, wow ‘em a little, but this…. well.

【txt ⇝ unknown】dick like a lil kid 

Taehyun’s phone had been ringing nonstop all morning. Being a veteran idol,you’d think he would be used to this kind of thing happening to him. But these notifications weren’t from his managers or the average sasaeng fan who got a hold of his number. These were from his brand new label mates. He had gone through all of them,texting back a short “Thank you so much” or a “I’m a big fan. Lets work together soon”. But this message in particular made him stop dead in his tracks. Taehyun rolled his eyes as his fingers tapped and glided across the touch screen.

[sms] Was that supposed to impress me? If you want to be my friend,you should start by not sending dick pics to my phone.

      Ever since he joined the Static team, Tommy had been planning, plotting, and preparing to release a remastering of his old mixtape. The mixtape that landed him a chance to join a label with his garnered notoriety. If he was not too far gone, he made sure to work with enough ethic as before.

      Regardless of how often he cooped himself up with his nighttime companions and editing software, he still heard rumors about his coworkers. Drug interventions, same-sex rendezvouses, label rivalries…The list goes on. What he found most puzzling, however, was why a guy named Taehyung was sending dick pics. Although he found it peculiar, he did not think twice about questioning it. He was not looking to receive some himself. 

      "What the fuck," he uttered quite audibly. He had to check twice to make sure the sender was that alien guy from the label. "The fuck….Shrimp dick." He was nowhere impressed with the act nor the size of his unfortunately, fully-erect penis. Tommy was not one for many jokes. Sneering in disgust to a point where such feeling were almost displaced by searing anger, he typed out a terse response. He figured Taehyung had plenty of issues to deal with, ranging from the mental to the emotional, as did half of the company.