#erudlte

rylle speaking jeje tho

Ayyy boo, wait wat, nah, ayyy lil buttcheek!! happy birthday to you, young rylle  we've been really gr9 buds, right, right *not so gently nudges your rib cage*, rmb how you used to send me a hundred snapchats a day everyday?? Or how you liked to tag me in exo photos every free minute of your troubled life?? Or, or those many miserable statuses in which you confessed your undying love for international pop sensation 5sos?? Yahh good times good times, even tho i complained about your annoyance and accused you of being mentally ill, you must know, deep, deep, deep, like wayyy deep down inside this withered body, there is so much love for you, the boy band crazed teenage gurl with an attitude problem *winks* Actually i missed you a lot but don't tell anyone i said that, i need to maintain my social status you know <33 So I hope you have a lot of fun and cakez and presents and a fantabulous life, stay in school, kid, don't end up in prison, people expect that of you, the ultimate resolution for us desperate groupies is to marry rich, idk who your current target is, ((dude who plays scott mccall?? Kris?? Lay or tao or kai or whoever that chinese exo bias of yours is?? That 5sos member?? Luke?? Irwin???)) i really dk but i hope you end up with one of your dream guys cuz then lil tia'd be all over ya haha kidding kidding, i still have some self-respect left. yeahhh wewww, that was an emotional turmoil lolz, i need to chill.  Xoxo

rylle is an idiot