#eris sinbad

@epic-arc

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*Jaune sneaking through the hideout until a figure appeared before him, her hands glowing with green plasma*

Shego: Well, you certainly weren't the blonde I was expecting.

Jaune: Heh, sorry to disappoint, but at least I'm prettier, right?

Shego: Oh you most certainly are~

Kim: {Will you stop flirting with her!}

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*Jaune falls to the floor only for Charmcaster to then sit atop of him and lean closer to his face with a teasing tone.*

CharmCaster: Is that your sword, or are you just happy to see me~?

*Jaune smirks awkwardly as he then gestures with his head toward his right hand, and she looks to see that he's holding his sword.*

CharmCaster: O///O

Jaune: Yeah...

CharmCaster: 'He's hung! No wonder his mother had eight freaking kids with his dad!'

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Eris: *Appears in a whisp of smoke* How's my lovely knight doing today, hm?

Jaune: Don't you have anyone else's life to ruin, Eris?

Eris: Nope~! Besides, you've yet to break yet, and until you do, you'll be my favorite toy

Jaune: Oh joy... Ya know one of these days I might just try to kill you.

Eris: *Giggles* You can try... *Appears closer to him and wraps her arms around his neck gently* But then you'd miss me, wouldn't you? After all, who else do you have in this world?

Jaune: ...

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*Ashley and Jaune are speeding away on their Jet Skis next to Leon*

Ashley: You know, I can always ask my dad to assign you to my personal detail. I wouldn't mind having a gallant knight by my side.

Jaune: Why not? *Smirks* I think I've had enough excitement for a while!

Leon: Teenagers...

Jaune: This is coming from the guy who's in love with a criminal

Leon: I'm not in love with her!

Ashley: You two were flirting pretty heavily

Leon: We were not flirting.

*Ashley and Jaune share a look before smiling and looking back at Leon*

Leon: This little trip couldn't end any sooner...

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SINBAD: LEGEND OF THE SEVEN SEAS (2003)