#erikat

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TODAY was a good day for eridan but he decides to watch some alternian shows

Eridan:i wwant a body pilloww

Sooooo eridan decides to Buy a body pillow of troll prussia,the orden will arrive in 6 or 7 days

6 or 7 days later

Eridan:OMG it arrive

Eridan decides to put it with his other pillows

Karkat comes to eridans hive

Karkat:WHAT IS THIS

Eridan : is a body pilloww

Karkat:LETS MAKE OUT

They have 67 HOURS gay sex

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Fanfic Made by me, sorry 4 Bad English

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TODAY eridan was very very very hungry and wanted some icecream so he decides to tell karkat about it

Eridan: lowwblood i wwill buy some icecream

Karkat:OK GET ME ONE PLEASE

Eridan goes to the icecream shop,but he finds nepeta.....EVIL nepeta

Eridan:wwtf wwhat is this

EVIL nepeta:33< hi eridan,what are YOU DOING in this meowplace

Eridan:i wwas going too buy icre-

EVIL nepeta scream at the top of his troll lungs GET AWAY FROM HERE OR I WILL KILL YOU

Eridan looks at EVIL nepeta, EVIL nepeta stares back

EVIL nepeta:33< soo You are going to meowve

Eridan: N-NO-YOU STUPID MIDBLOOD

BUT THEN KARKAT APPEARS WITH GOOD NEPETA

EVIL nepeta:33<you think that You can stop me

Good nepeta:33<yes

EVIL nepeta and good nepeta fused together to make nepeta

Karkat:THAT WAS A CLOSE ONE NO ERIDAN?

Nepeta:33< i stil will kill You both

Karkat and eridan shout NOOOOO

And then they get kill

Eridan:what is this karkat

Karkat:I DON'T FUCKING KHOW

And then karkat and eridan have gay sex for 48 MINUTES

The end

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Fanfic Made by me

Karkat:OMG ERIDAN LOOK LOOK

Eridan:wwhat do You wwant

Karkat:THAT PLUSHIE LOOKS LIKE YOU

Eridan:that thing isn't me

Karkat: YES DUMBASS BECAUSE IS A PLUSHIE, ISN'T LOOK EXACTLY LIKE YOU

Eridan:shup up karkat and groww up,you are too old too buy plushies

Karkat:SHUT UP DIP SHIT,I WASN'T GOING TO BUY THAT ANYWAY

Both trolls go back to their hives,and karkat decides to look up the prices for eridan plushie,and finds one that is cheap

Karkat:I WILL BUY THIS ONE

6 or 7 days pasa and finally the eridan plushie arrives

Karkat decides to put the toy in a gift box, because he plans to give it to eridan

Karkat:HELLO DUMBASS

Eridan:oh hi karkat,wwhat is that in your hands

Karkat:IT'S A GIFT

ERIDAN:thanks karkat

Eridan opens it and starts screamnig because that plushie is a evil eridan plushie

Eridan:wwe needd to runnnnn

ERIDAN and karkat run straight to karkat's hive

Eridan:that thing wwas evvil

Karkat:YES I KHOW,I CAN HUG YOU?

Eridan:yes

The end

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Author's note

Eridan:omg i am sooo hungry,could eat that ugly lowwblood food,wwell i wwill glub to burger king

Eridan epically goes 2 his local burger king

Welcome 2 burger king what do You want

Eridan:i wwould love too have a milkshake and a wwhooper

That would be 67 troll dólars

Eridan:ok

Eridan decides to eat in the burger king,with all the grosss lowbloods,then eridan gets a phone calle by karkat

Karkat:HI,PIECE OF SHIT WERE THE FUCK YOU ARE

Eridan:is non of your business,and also why do You call me

Karkat:TODAY YOU WOULD COME TO MY HIVE

Eridan:wwell i can go to your hive or we could eat something together

Karkat: OKEY