#ericcartman

Honestly get annoyed when people say Kenny is Cartman's best friend but Cartman isn't Kenny's. Like damn dude those two are two asses from the same cheek, they're poor and poorer, chaotic and messy. Kenny says he hates Cartman sometimes in front of Stan and Kyle but it's obvious he’s just trying to impress them (as it's canon Kenny likes to impress them.) Like in  "Best Friends Forever" when Kenny's will said "Eric, I never really liked you...You have no ability to feel, and you are going to die alone and miserable. It is only because I feel so sorry for you that I leave you my Sony PSP." And for Stan and Kyle he leaves all of his belongings. If Kenny REALLY hated Cartman he would have never given Cartman his most prized and expensive possession, one that he was heavily addicted to. He would have given it to Stan or Kyle.But Kenny KNEW Cartman wanted it. Kenny was the first one to see Cartman try to get the PSP and knew at the Bus Stop that he was upset that HE didn't have one so he gave it to Cartman. What Kenny really gave to stan/kyle were his porno mags, lighter, sparklers etc because THOSE are what his other belongings are. Kenny doesn't have much, that's why he loved his PSP so much. So in his will he made it sound like he hated cartman knowing stan/kyle were gonna hear the will, but still gave Cartman his favorite possession knowing he would be happy. People also say in "Best Friends Forever" that Cartman secretly put the BFF necklace on Kenny. But if that was true when Kyle claimed "Cartman is NOT Kenny's BFF!" and the officer showed Kenny had the necklace on, Kyle would have yelled at Cartman that he put it on Kenny, but he didn't. Instead Stan and Kyle shut up, not saying ANYTHING for the rest of the scene. In addition, in the Stick of Truth Kenny also has the necklace in the drawer RIGHT NEXT to his bed. If the necklace was fake Kenny would've thrown it away but instead he keeps it close. Also, the two are the first ones to know about feelings or gossip. For example when Butters has a drone in "The Magic Bush" Cartman asks him "Nobody followed you, right? You didn't tell anybody?!" immediately after opening the door to show Kenny is in the room with Cartman. He defends this action about telling Kenny about the drone by saying "It's just Kenny. Like we're not gonna tell Kenny we have a fucking drone!". He says this with such disgust in his voice, like to him it's OBVIOUS Kenny knows cause kenny is always the first one to know about this stuff. And in the vaccination special when Kenny is upset about the broship falling apart he immediately and only goes to Cartman. Cartman, knowing how hard communication is for Kenny, right after decided to get Stan and Kyle in a private space with him and Kenny and try to talk it out. Literally saying to Kenny, " I got the guys, okay? You wanna talk or you want me to talk?" still Giving him the option to speak, making him feel more included, even though he 100% knew Kenny would probably say for him to talk. Cartman also, in that special when Kyle made Kenny cry by yelling about how "Nobody cares about your stupid broship!", glared and responded to Kyle in a genuinely frustrated tone, instantly heading in the same direction as Kenny, probably following him. After this scene, Cartman also forced Stan and Kyle to go to counseling with him and Kenny literally stating, "Guys, come on. You agreed to counseling." He also multiple times made sure Kenny was distracted and not listening when they were talking about splitting up because he knew how much that would upset Kenny Cartman also, In the scene with all the calendars and schedules stating who will hang out with Kenny separately and when, was the one who made every single schedule and even in that same scene checked up on Kenny outside the room making sure he was okay, knowing how this broship to kenny is like his family.