#eric sweet

in his defense, you find a girl who was born on the 7th day of the 7th month, at 7pm?!?!?!

Do you know how much time it takes to copy down a periodic table one hundred times? No? Well, I do, because I did it.

16 hours, 54 minutes and 7 cups of coffee. Period.

Why did I do it, you may ask? Was it the detention I also got in school like Patricia did? No. I did it fucking VOLUNTARILY...

So, here's the deal. I am writing a story based on season 2 of HOA to later post on AO3 when it's ready, and I was like hmm... How much time it took Patricia to actually do it?? Because she really did it, she really wrote it one hundred times for Sweetie. Well, there's no time like the present to find out!! Right? Right!

And just like that I ended up sitting for 17!!! fucking hours at my desk, actually copying the periodic table one hundred times to get the timing right for the story. (Sponsored by insomnia, procrastination in terms of actually writing the story, and loads and loads of coffee)

I don't need you to tell me that I'm crazy, cause I really am, I figured it out a LONG time ago, somewhen in the fourth grade when I've plotted a multilayered lie, including three completely different stories I told my mom, my teacher and my principal, to avoid participating in the school concert and got away with that, but still, was this too much?

Alright guys!! **cracks knuckles**

SIBUNA SECRET SANTA IS HERE.

Please give me some slack, this is an impulsive decision of mine to take this over this year and I promise to do my best, and I'm so thankful for the help from Tess and @osirian-rises!

Like last year, this is open to ALL versions of Anubis! I promise to match you as best as I can with someone who can give you a nice present.

Please fill out the form below! I am closing the form on December 20th as I know we are very late in the month... Tess started it last year in November. HOWEVER, because the deadline is the 18th, I am extending posting your presents by January 10th.

If you sign up, please commit to completing! I understand that things happen, considering I was late the past two years, but please communicate with me and I will let your reciever know.

I am so excited to see how this will go and I hope that you have as much fun as I do every year.

Let's do this! Sibuna!