i am watching the movie tomorrow so have this stupid video of liu kang discoballing to call on me

(german music heavy; I apologize)

Eryc Prydz / Call on me (Obviously. Forgot there was also an air-humping dude in there. I was completely distracted by all these gorgeous women in leotards! 😶😮😳)

Benny Benassi / Satisfaction (C'mon. Who allowed this?! I wanted both the gorgeous women AND the heavy gear (for me). Gorgeous women with heavy gear??? Oh fuck yes!!! 😭The whole video was just male-gaze-jiggly-titties-and-ass and I wasn't a feminist at 13, so... 😶‍🌫️ Apologies.)

T.A.T.U. (no comment)

HIM / Join me (This was 1999. I was like 11 and it changed me as a person. I wanted what Ville Valo had going on gender-wise. For the longest time I thought this was an insanely pretty woman. The hair, the make-up, the fur coat???? Hello???)

X-Tina (going out on a limb to say: that was a formative moment in every millennial girl's teenage years)

No Angels (Sandy!!! Ich will ein Kind von dir! Lucy taught me that bisexuality is a thing and that I, too, could be bi probably - much to the dismay of my parents 😬)

Guano Apes (😭 I was so gay for Sandra Nasic, especially in that bodysuit, and I didn't even know it ----yet!)

Modjo / Lady (hated the song but was intrigued by what the three of them had going on in the shower 👀👀👀)

(via https://comic.studio/s/27443)