good evening to my beloved mutuals and haters alike.

i have risen from my hospital bed like a Victorian orphan who survived solely out of spite and the refusal to leave things unfinished. as some of you may know, after my birthday, i was yeeted directly into hospital because i started having i started having back-to-back seizures like i was getting paid lol.

they had to keep me for months to scan my brain waves and now, lucky me, i have epilepsy.

thank you for your patience during my brief brush with death. i have returned, hungrier, meaner, and even more delusional than before.