#ep 8 five

Tula: no, we have to eat something. But if a rabbit came up and said -- if a rabbit walked up and dropped to it's knees and went "what have you done?" I think I would pause and maybe reassess. I mean I would take a --

Jaysohn: how far is the rabbit?

Tula: Jaysohn!!! If a rabbit ever looks at you and says "please stop eating me," you stop eating that rabbit.

Ava: well, I. I supposed. [Breaking down] no, that's too much! That's too far! No I can't examine that yet.

Tula: that's okay

Viola: cool bone mama.

Ava: [speaking into the dog's mouth, functioning as a megaphone] well I -- maybe. I perhaps felt like I could have done something more. Or I should have done something when your father passed. Maybe if I'd been stronger or faster, or you know, then maybe he would have -- you know. Had to leave you two. But you know. I'm going to take this all very slowly. And I love you two.

Tula: you did everything you could. It's not your fault. And I love you. And it's unlucky that we lost dad and it's lucky that we have you. That's just how the world goes.

Ava: well I don't like thinking about luck, because if things happen by chance then that means I have no control over what I -- what happens to you two or your kids.

Tula: it's really scary

Jaysohn: [gasps loudly and indignantly, then gets smug] yea they do

Lila: it's because he eats rocks when I tell him to.

Tula: he eats rocks? Don't tell your brother to eat rocks.

Jaysohn: they actually taste pretty good. I actually really like them.

Bennett: oh, you have to look out for the chipmunks

Thorn: yea they're really fucking nasty

Bennett: they can all do that, and it's not just bears. It's bad

Lila: [under her breath] what?

Thorn: I'm just saying, if perhaps we --

Bennett: I saw they were all in a pig once, like a big boar.

Jaysohn: oh

Ava: a pig is smaller than a bear. I know, I've seen.

Bennett: yea, but. [Shrugs]. Fair. I mean this one, they were kind of mowing down --

Ava: but I think Jasper's right

Izzy: Jasper?

*Aabria laughing*

Ava: look, if you didn't want me to fuck it up you wouldn't have had such a whimsical Redwall-ass name.

Aabria: you were hired for this season because you have a British accent and a whimsical name

Tula: Lila!!

Lila: we're just really scared!

Tula: Lila!!

Lila: we're just really, really scared, and we think they were really bad, and honestly, while we were killing them--

Bennett: please stop talking. I'm gonna throw myself in the light

Lila: continues talking

Viola: no, no, no, no, no!

Tula: we don't even have any --

Jaysohn: she really likes you, and she's never liked anyone.

Tula: shakes her finger no

Jaysohn: and there was a guy in our old warren, which we think is dead, and Grandma really wanted our mum to marry him--

Tula: oh my God I'm blushing

Jaysohn: and she was like, no thank you!

Viola: did you know about MeatWolf?

Lila: do you know MeatWolf?

Tula: Bennett, I'm sure you have a partner. Do you? And then that's not -- I'm sure you do. This is so embarrassing.

Ava: he's single!!

Bennett: I mean --

Ava: be the head of a department!

Lila: we got him back in

Viola: what kind of benefits do you have at the warren?