I've finally finished subtitling this little masterpiece of a show, in the hopes that more people will acknowledge it.
Since it's not well-known at all, here's a little summary first:
Yagio (Someya Toshiyuki) is the mysterious shopkeeper of Unreal -- a variety store that sells unusual antiques, which are said to have the power to grant their owners' wishes. Munechika (Konishi Eito) is a high-schooler who works at a café just nearby, and in his free time scolds Yagio for his poor self-preservation skills. But is their connection truly just that of a shopkeeper and the delivery boy who brings him his orders? What is Yagio hiding? And what do a snarky cat and a flamboyant ex-shopkeeper have to do with any of this?
Disclaimers and episodes under the cut.
Thank you!
Disclaimers:
- Raws thanks to avistaz.
- Upload of these files to any other websites is forbidden. In general, sharing this show outside of tumblr is absolutely okay, just please make sure to link back to this post, and not to the single video files.
- My knowledge of Japanese is very, very limited. For this translation, I relied on a huge number of online dictionaries and translation tools, as well as a machine-generated transcription and the TVer Japanese subtitles as sources. While I did put the utmost care into every single line, errors and inaccuracies are very likely to occur.
Now, onto the episodes:
Episode one
Episode two
Episode three
Episode four
Episode five (tw: svicide attempt, svicidal ideation)
Final episode
May 2026 edit: the subtitle file for the stage play sequel is ready! Find it here.
Last but not least, big shout out to Lily and Echo for being my emotional support network as well as my go-to translation advisors. Couldn't have done it without them!
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[Eng Sub] JP Dub Kid Flash x Jinx Compilation we can find so far 💛💜 (+ Bonus)
VA :
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Kid Flash - Go Inoue
Some subtitles are altered and updated from my previous posts.
Clips originated from DC Kids International's Youtube Channel, thank you @lapinlune for sharing the link to the source.
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Stage Play Touken Ranbu Guden Mujun Genji Monogatari Saien (rerun) English Subtitles
After a lot of retiming, a little bit of editing and re-polishing and translating the new lines, here are my subtitles for the stream version of Guden Rerun. New supporting cast, new battle moves and of course a new bombshell towards the end :) Please enjoy!
UPD: Updated with bd/dvd version subtitles!
Link and disclaimers here 🡇
Guden Mujun Genji Monogatari Saien English Subtitles (stream)
These soft subtitles were timed to DMM stream of the final performance and include a translation of the curtain call.
Guden Mujun Genji Monogatari Saien English Subtitles (BD/DVD)
Main Performance, Curtain Call
Reminder that I also made a little translation note doc for the original run so please feel free to take a look if you haven't before!
Please read!
All translations are done by me without using MTL. Editor credits, if applicable, are included. Do not edit these subtitles beyond minor retiming for personal use and especially do not remove credits.
I provide subtitle files only and encourage supporting the original productions by purchasing the video through official means (you can ask me for pointers on how to do that).
DO NOT make hardsubbed videos using my subtitles and especially do not upload any clips, gifs, screenshots etc to any public streaming websites, social media and the like. If I notice this happening I will take the files down forever. Please, we have a hard enough time getting to see these stages as it is. Let's be sensible.
If you would like to buy me a coffee for the efforts, I would never say no to that ;)
