Jan 21, 2025
Tommy: *speeding into a formal wear store* my brother and his idiot (affectionately) boyfriend decided to get hitched in Vegas in 20 minutes and I need the UGLIEST suit you have
Lady at the counter: green or blue?
Tommy: green!
Lady at the counter: say no more!
#tommy shepherd#speed#wiccan#billy kaplan#teddy altman#hulkling#comics#marvel comics#lady: so why do you need an ugly suit?#tommy: hes my twin and i didn't get to annoy him much while we were growing up. its fine hes definitely gonna have another wedding-#Tommy: they're just like thisβ’#empyre#empyre 5#batcavescolony reads comics
