#emilniss

Let's see -

. Lucilith reunion angst/comfort

. CHAGGIE ENGAGEMENT ARC?!

. HUSKERDUST REUNION

. Baxter x Nifty and Cherrisnake content!

. Voxval trainwreck divorce arc lol

. Val/Angel/Husk drama triangle ( Its okay Angel will go back to Husk in the end )

. Arackniss x Emily?! ( I was connecting the dots between Emily now living in the Hotel as Heaven's ambassador and the Tarantellas aka Angel's family reunite to find a missing Angel or smth)

. CARMILLA X ZESTIAL LOOOORREEEE

. Prick x Hatchet

. Zeezi x that other Overlord whom I'm not sure what his name was

. ST PETER X ABEL YASSSSSSSS

. Angel Dust's parents being a parallel to Huskerdust ( manifesting this for YEARS )

. Also theory that Maestro the Overlord is actually Vassago's Sloth prince husband ( named Belavoris ) in disguise and been spying on the Overlords cuz the Overlords mocked the Goetias for ages lol

. Stolitz and Fizzarozzie popping in cuz Lucifer be rounding up the Goetias and other Sins to rally around the Hotel after all that

. Stolas' parents being a parallel to Stolitz ( ALSO MANIFESTING THIS FOR YEARS )

Husk and Angel Dust

Their arguments are less about resolution and more about high-stakes verbal tennis, where snark is the primary love language.

Husk: “I swear to all that is unholy, if you leave one more feather in my drink, I’m using your boa as a bar rag.”

Angel Dust: “Oh, come on, whiskers, that boa cost more than your entire bar’s monthly take! Besides, you love a little flair with your cheap booze.”

Husk: “Flair doesn't pay the rent, you over-glamoured furball.”

Angel Dust: “Neither does that perpetual scowl, old man!”

Paimon and Amethyst

A battle of wills and vocal octaves, where Paimon’s authority meets Amethyst's unwavering resolve.

Paimon: “Amethyst, my dearest dove, surely you see the logic in expanding our collection of... historical artifacts.” (He drops his voice to a low, velvety rumble, stepping closer).

Amethyst: “Paimon, stop trying to use your 'seduction voice' on me. We don't need another cursed chalice that screams opera lyrics at 3 AM. The answer is no.”

Paimon: “But imagine the aesthetic, my love!”

Amethyst: “Imagine a quiet night’s sleep. Stay strong, Paimon. We are not adding a screaming chalice to the inventory.”

Henroin and Constanza

A fiery exchange of pure Sicilian sass, fueled by their shared history and deep, intense passion.

Henroin: “Constanza, you can't just change the supplier for the olive oil without a consultation! It’s the principle!”

Constanza: “Oh, the principle? The principle is the old supplier was cheating us, you stubborn mule! Don’t use that tone with me, Enrico Tarantella. I went from a village girl to a legend; I know a swindler when I see one.”

Henroin: “Mamma mia, you drive me wild!”

Constanza: “Good. Maybe I’ll drive you right to the new supplier’s office.”

Sal (Arackniss) and Emily

A softer, more empathetic approach where logic often gives way to soft persuasion.

Sal: “Emily, rationally speaking, the quarterly projections for the New York operations are slightly lower than anticipated.” (He adjusts his glasses).

Emily: “Salvatore, darling, I see the numbers, but have you considered the emotional toll on the crew during that last turf dispute?” (She puts a gentle hand on his arm).

Sal: “Toll noted, my dear, but business is business.” (He moves closer, his tone softening into a dangerous purr). “Perhaps we can discuss the logistics... over a quiet, private dinner?”

Emily: “Oh, you're not getting my guard down with that handsome face, Sal.” (She blushes, but a slight smile plays on her lips).

Charlie and Vaggie

Charlie’s dramatic idealism often clashes with Vaggie’s grounded pragmatism, balanced by a deep, protective love.

Charlie: “But Vaggie, if we just host more workshops on empathy and glitter, I know the sinners will see the light!” (Her hands fly wildly in the air).

Vaggie: “Charlie, babe, we barely have enough glitter to cover the lobby, and the last ‘empathy workshop’ ended in a multi-demon turf war. We need practical steps, not jazz hands.”

Charlie: “They just need encouragement!”

Vaggie: “They need a security detail, is what they need.” (She kisses Charlie’s forehead). “Okay, we’ll compromise. One glitter bomb per workshop.”

Ipos and Desdemona

A cosmic clash where a demon duke’s dramatic flair meets a former Venetian noblewoman’s saintly resolve.

Ipos: “Desdemona, my celestial beauty, you cannot possibly deny the divine necessity of my new strategic outpost in Purgatory!” (He dramatically swoops down in his imposing form).

Desdemona: “Ipos, love, it is a converted storage closet, not a strategic outpost. And stop using your ‘ancient demon tongue’ voice; it’s just a storage closet.”

Ipos: “A glorious storage closet, fit for my queen!” (He tries to pull her into a dip).

Desdemona: “Flattery will get you everywhere, Ipos, but the answer about the closet is still no.”

Moxxie and Millie

The classic dynamic of fire and water, where Millie’s passion is smoothed over by Moxxie’s earnest affection.

Millie: “He tried to shortchange us on the contract, Mox! I should’ve ripped his spleen out right then and there!” (She pounds her fist on the table).

Moxxie: “I know, sweetie, I know he deserved it. But think of the paperwork! Think of the administrative backlog!” (He gently takes her hands). “Let’s just file a complaint and maybe... maybe I can sing you that song you like later?”

Millie: “Oh, you always know how to calm me down, Mox.”

Lucifer and Lilith

A long-married dance between chaos and control, goofiness and serene logic.

Lucifer: “Lilith, my little red apple, I’ve had a brilliant idea for a new circle of Hell! It involves synchronized swimming ducks and perhaps a little… anarchy!” (He does a silly little jig).

Lilith: “Lucifer, darling, that is adorable, but completely impractical. We are trying to manage an efficient operation, not a circus.”

Lucifer: “But the potential! The style! The flair!” (He pulls a rose from thin air and offers it to her with a wink). “Think of the entertainment value.”

Lilith: “I'll think about it when you present me with a viable budget projection, darling.” (She takes the rose and gives him a calm smile).

Baxter and Niffty

Order vs. the delightful chaos of a manic powerhouse.

Baxter: “Niffty! This sample of bacterial culture is contaminated! The variables are everywhere!” (He adjusts his goggles frantically).

Niffty: “Contaminated? Or enhanced? I added a little sparkle and some attic dust! Look how fast it's growing!” (She gestures wildly at a bubbling, sparking beaker).

Baxter: “That violates every single rule of the scientific method!”

Niffty: “Rules are boring! We’re making progress!”

Pentious and Cherri

Theatricality and volatile chemistry define this explosive relationship.

Pentious: “Madam Cherri Bomb! This design for my new airship is magnificent! A triumph of serpentine engineering!”

Cherri: “It looks like a giant, flying dildo, Penthious! We need more cannons and less... phallic imagery!”

Pentious: “It is aesthetically sleek!”

Cherri: “It is aesthetically ridiculous!” (They shout over each other, a bomb exploding somewhere in the background, before dissolving into shared laughter and a heated kiss).

Stolas and Blitz

The horny bird and the sass master, navigating a dramatic, high-tension romance.

Stolas: “Blitz, I cannot believe you scheduled an assassination during my astrological alignment meeting! It is simply unacceptable!” (He spreads his wings dramatically).

Blitz: “Oh, pardon me, Your Highness, I didn't realize your star-gazing was more important than paying clients! And stop pouting, you big, horny bird.”

Stolas: “I am not pouting, I am expressing my displeasure with appropriate dramatic flair!” (He lowers his voice, a smirk playing on his beak). “Perhaps I could express my... affection... for you later, to smooth things over?”

Blitz: “Smooth things over, huh? You wish, tall, dark, and feathery. Maybe if you clean up the office first.” (He rolls his eyes, but a subtle, flirtatious smile gives him away).

We know that Angel will ultimately end up with Husk

And Angel between Val and Vox is a twisted Iliad situation like Menelaus and Paris fighting over Helen

Except Angel Dust is way smarter

Eventually, he ran away because he refused to be fought over like a toy anymore

And also struggling with self forgiveness in what happened to him...

His time in Harlem helped Angel to self reflect and proceds everything

And his real support group at the Hotel helped him heal

You don't see Val and Vox being this obsessive to any of their employees - not that one girl in Hazbin S2 opening, Travis or Baxter

Still asshole bosses, yet still

With Angel Dust....

They practically shared him in the most toxic ways possible

And Velvette enabled it

Velvette is mostly indifferent to Angel and Angel also hates her guts

VoxVal fights are often about either the piss fighting with Team Alastor....or Angel

It boils over during the Overlord Wars, and no wonder Angel ran away

After everything, no wonder Angel chose Husk in the end, the one who TRULY loves him for HIM and not as a ' property '

So I mentioned the Val/Angel toxicity is like Phantom/Christine, except its grown up toxic grooming and not the wife husbandry attempt before Christine fled

With Vox/Angel toxicity, its literally like 50 shades of Grey

Now you see why Angel is often triggered by 50 shades of Grey and Phantom of the Opera

Alastor and Vox are not even THAT pissy when Nifty and Baxter weaseled themselves out of those grasps

But Val trashed his own studio when Angel Dust went missing and led and obsessive search to find Angel

The Goetias magically stalled the Vees' search

I think Mimzy is kinda like an Overlord too, like maybe Mimzy was once under Rosie before she freed her and....married her ( yeah I ship Rosie with Mimzy now )

Like Rosie/Mimzy are bit like the female VoxVal, but not as toxic

And

Rosie, Alastor and Mimzy practically rule Cannibal Town

So.......

So technically

Rosie is the leader of the Bayou trio

Vox is the leader of the Vees before Val takes over

And I headcanon that Val is not very good in finances so he often relies on Vox to help handle his finances

I mean, Val often shops on Vox's credit cards in canon btw

Originally I had Angel in binge drinking and meth when he was in hiding

Well

I changed a bit to how Angel was smoking pot and binge drinking at first, but self reflection had him to stop

Since he made that deal with Lilith, Lilith sometimes had heart to heart talks with Angel in dreams. She becomes like a bonus aunt to Angel

Lilith is a patron demon of feminism and sexual abuse survivors, so it makes sense that she'll help Angel Dust once she learns of his story

And Angel looks up to Lilith since he wad a kid

So

Angel Dust and Lilith's relationship is like this interesting mentee/mentor dynamic of Tasha and Karl Lagerfeld btw

Lilith will not sugar coat things, but she shows care to those closest to her in a no nonsense, maternal way

Lilith comes back to Hell, and she becomes like a trickster mentor/bonus mom figure to the Hotel crew

Lilith especially ships Huskerdust and Chaggie, but knows they'll go through their own trials

Not to mention her own marriage issues with Lucifer

She helps the couples who are meant to be to coast along their own trials, here and there

And Charlie also helps her parents to mend the seams

I always imagined Lilith to be like a mix of Amethyst and Constanza

That sense of familiarity is another reason why Angel Dust is willing to listen to Lilith. Mostly

The Hellaverse crew's voice headcanon for Lilith is Lady Gaga, and I can see either Susan Egan or Eden Espinosa to voice Lilith

Also

Because Taro Yamamoto ( Nifty's oldest brother ) married a beautiful Russian nutritionist who helps co found the Yamamoto Izakaya, Nifty had Russian and Japanese relatives

Daniel O'Malley ( Husk's youngest brother ) married a Mexican folk dancer and singer whose family moved to Las Vegas from Oaxaca City during the Mexican Revolution, and Larry Magoosh ( jazz pianist who is also Kamilah's husband ) is Apache descent.

So Husk has Native American and Hispanic relatives

Kenzo and Mitsuo ( Taro's younger brothers ) married Japanese ladies who are also associated with the Yakuza

Nifty's brothers got married between the 50s and 60s and such

After Lucifer heard the truth of what happened with Angel Dust, no wonder he founded the Hazbin circuit

The Goetias also implemented magical protection of the families of Angel Dust's dancing students

The Goetias' astral protection on various families happened similarly with when the DiGalaxis cruelty reached its height after that Sinsmas

When Stella nearly broke the cosmos, THE ASTRAL PROTECTIONS ALMOST SHATTERED

And hundreds all scrambled to save the Goetias from themselves

I can see Husk and Angel Dust having a yearning duet like a Hopelessly Devoted to You duet version

Like Husk goes to the Pentagram Museum, and meanwhile at that late night, Angel Dust goes to a Wild West themed bar

And they sing about how much they miss each other and all the angst and drama that went with it

So Husk has to square up against Vox AND Valentino in the ' love rivalry ' over Angel

Only one of them truly loves Angel as a person ( Husk )

Meanwhile, Sal, Alastor and Emily have their own triangle thing going on. Of course Emily chooses Sal, and then Sal gave Alastor a permanent restraining order

So Baxter x Nifty, Moxxillie, Cherrisnake and Chaggie are not that messy

Yes, they got their own ups and downs, but they'll get through it

Huskerdust and Stolitz have their own soap opera drama

After everything, no wonder Charlie and Vaggie have those 2 on couples therapy

EmilNiss have their own trials too but at least its not THAT messy

It'll be cool

If we get a Val/Angel duet, like ' Past the point of no return and Music of the Night vibes but make it ' Hispanola ' or some shit

Oh wait

Before the Vox/Angel duet, maybe Velvette and angel dust can have a duet like Respectless, about their very conflicting fashion philosophies

Angel Dust be sassing at Velvette....until Velvette insults him abkut Husk in his face

And Velvette sings how ' Love is a weakness, you let yourself grow weak, under his pathetic, golden gaze! '

Angel: ( blushing and furious ) SHUT UP!

And it ends with angel storming out

Then the Vox/Angel Dust duet, which would be even grittier in rhythm

Like, Vox is just a head now, but he pulling the strings of the Vees tower behind the scenes

So the Vox/Angel song can be like a ' MGM broadway villainous duet ', where Angel tried to negotiate some looser deal, except Vox tells him in the face that Alastor and Rosie were just as exploitative in their intentions to Angel as the Vees are, only ' nicer ' about it, then fake consoles Angel and shit....even tho their families hate each other

And that would be the last straw for Angel to run away

Some other song ideas I have for Hazbin S3 includes ofc the Tarantella songs: Tarantella parent duet ( like ' Where did we go wrong ', from the day they met to all this ), the Tarantella sibling song ( maybe smth like Anything you can do ), and the family song ( like maybe something more jazzy and Fosse like, since Viv did say that Angel's whole family loves jazz )

Ofc we may get some more couple songs, maybe a Baxter x Nifty song with J Pop and classical rock fusion songs

And Lucifer, Charlie and Lilith sing a reunion song

And Husk and Cherri sing how much they miss Angel

And ofc, Huskerdust reunion duet that is similar vibes to All I ask for you

And then the Overlord Wars numbers throughout Hazbin S3 and S4 ( I think ) may be pretty similar to the songs in West Side story, snapping fingers and dance fight offs in turf wars and such

If the O'Malleys are actually gonna get a group song it may be like Ya Ya by Beyonce or This aint texas

For a Yamamoto group song, it may be something like a ' Japanese samurai ' inspired JPop song or some shit

I know that the Goetia songs be spanning across different opera and musical genres and be very dramatic and technically difficult to sing ( like Stolas' songs )

Angel Dust also does some song covers

Imagine when his real friends heard his cover of Vampire by Olivia Rodrigo ( he changed some of the lyrics cuz he was singing about Val )

It starts off with English, then Italian, gets more passionate, and ends up crying

It is when the Hazbin crew finally realize just how badly Val fucked Angel up

And they all end up sobbing together

Before Charlie and Vaggie published that

And that also caused an uproar

And then the Hazbin crew listened to Angel Dust's cover of The Fate of Ophelia, about Husk

He also changed some lyrics

And it's also a beautiful and heart rending song

Okay since Pentious has his ' first day of school ' number

Maybe Emily can have her own number like that too

Except Hazbin S3 will see her having lived in Hell for a while ( if its a few days, yet still )

Maybe she's singing about her new discoveries in Hell

And then

The EmilNiss duet is gonna be so sweet and all

Classical jazz with gospel

Maybe like a mix of Like a Prayer and The Downtown song or smth

The Vees are gonna use HUSK as a rage bait for Angel

And Angel would be quick to not fall for it

And thats another reason why he ran away

He had a laundry list of reasons why he ran away

And he listed every last one of them to Husk later, who completely understood him and consoled him in Husk's arms

Awwwww

So the thing with Daisuke becoming a ninja is that, he used to be from a village near Tokyo, and his family was pretty poor, so his parents sent him and his younger brother to a ninja school to be trained to be ninjas and later on get some more money for the family

Well they joined the Yakuza eventually, and Daisuke worked his way up to be a bank teller at the Yakuza. His younger brother Junichi becomes like a Yakuza bodyguard

They also have a younger sister, who also becomes a Yakuza spy

Ninjas are mostly male back then but there are some girls in there too.

So Daisuke and his siblings ( his sister's name is Ryo ) got trained to be ninjas

Meanwhile Sakura and her 2 younger sisters got trained as geishas

Her younger sisters also married men in the Yakuza

Raymond has a younger brother who is a blacksmith ( and who forged rhe Huskerdust gold promise ring )

And a younger sister who is a baker

Magnolia got 3 older brothers who later on ran the town butcher shop and such

emily says, ' a lot has changed ever since we stopped vox to invade heaven. baxter and nifty are now going steady, charlie and veritos helped cherri bomb and sir pentious resume contact and now cherri and pentious can regularly visit each other in purgatory, and I moved into the hotel to stall a celestial war. I also became an ambassador between heaven and hell, and I still visit the Hamephorash ( my family ) sometimes. recently, I began to go out with sal, who is the ceo of tarantella operations and the hotel's new security manager. he's really sweet to me, and his security upgrades around the hotel really helped protect the hotel. some people are surprised at first that sal sometimes carries my purse, but that's just what a good future husband does. and angel dust is currently missing - angel dust left the hotel because he felt he's too ' dangerous ' for the hotel, but we just want angel dust back home. he left husk the black and pink tarantella spider brooch, and husk is now fat nuggets' main caretaker. sal also took the disappearance of his brother pretty hard, even though he doesn't show it much to the wider public at first. he told me a lot of wonderful stories of his brother, and we are helping each other process over angel's absence while setting off to find angel dust. '

Headcanons & Quotes: Sal Carrying Emily's Purse

When Sal (Arackniss) Tarantella, the stoic new security manager and CEO of Tarantella operations, began publicly carrying the elegant purse of the seraphic ambassador Emily, the citizens of Hell were, predictably, both bewildered and surprisingly charmed. It became a widely discussed sight in the Hazbin Hotel lobby and beyond.

General Observations and Reactions:

• Most demons initially thought it was a new security protocol—perhaps the purse was a bomb disposal unit or contained a hidden weapon. The reality of a dedicated boyfriend performing a simple act of chivalry completely defied their expectations of a former mob enforcer.

• The incident did more to humanize Sal in the public eye than any formal introduction could. It also significantly boosted Emily's reputation as someone capable of softening even the hardest sinners.

Quotes from the Citizens of Hell:

Husk (Fat Nuggets' caretaker, former casino owner):

"Look, the kid's a Tarantella, so you expect some kinda... dramatic flair. But the purse? The glittery little thing? He looks like he's about to shake someone down for their soul contracts while holding a fashion accessory. It’s kinda endearing, I guess. He better not lose track of Fat Nuggets while doing it, though."

Valentino (Overlord, Angel Dust's former boss):

(As reported by a nearby spy camera)

"Pah! Look at that little mobster playing house with a heaven-sent brat. Pathetic. He used to have some edge. Now he’s a glorified purse dog. Still, that bag has a certain je ne sais quoi... maybe I’ll design a knock-off."

Cherri Bomb (One of the first to witness it):

"I was over the moon when I saw it! I mean, who woulda thought Mr. 'Goth Preppy Princeton' was such a simp? Makes you think maybe even the worst guys have a soft spot. Go on, Sal, you carry that damn bag!"

Vox (Media Overlord):

"A blatant PR stunt! The new security manager is literally holding Heaven’s hand-baggage! Our news team is currently running a 24/7 segment on 'Sinner Subservience: The Fall of the Mobster.' Tune in now!"

Lucifer Morningstar (Ruler of Hell):

"Honestly? I respect it. If Emily found a good demon who would carry her things without complaining, I'd knight him. The kid's got good manners. Henroin raised a decent family, apparently."

Rosie (Cannibal Town Madam):

"Oh, it just warms my cold, dead heart to see a gentleman treat his lady right! Proper manners never go out of style, whether you're dealing with cannibals or celestial ambassadors. That little purse is the most stylish thing I've seen all month!"

Sir Pentious (Recently in Purgatory, currently visiting through the new arrangement):

"Most peculiar! I hypothesized a 40% chance of a hidden tranquilizer gun within the accessory, but Arackniss seemed entirely at ease. A fascinating display of modern courtship protocols among high-ranking sinners!"

headcanon quotes capturing how the citizens of Hell might hear Sal (Arackniss) discuss his brother:

Citizens of Hell Heard Sal (Arackniss) Say:

• "My brother has always been the star of the show. Broadway wasn't a big enough stage for him; he belongs here, under the biggest spotlight in existence."

• "Angel thinks he's dangerous? He’s the most loyal, soft-hearted idiot I know. He left that brooch for Husk because he trusts him with the only thing he truly loves, besides Fat Nuggets."

• "We grew up in a world where you took everything you wanted. Now he’s the one running away? I taught him better than that. He needs to come home."

• "He's got that high-fashion flair and a mouth that could make a seasoned sinner blush, but beneath it all... he's family. And no one messes with the Tarantella family."

• "I may be the CEO and security manager now, but he was always the soul of our operation. The hotel isn't complete without its biggest resident diva."

Emily: after weeks of search for a missing angel dust, we finally found angel dust hiding in harlem in his red haired human form as a burlesque stripper. constanza ultimately convinced him to come home, and we helped get angel dust to be resettled at the hotel. now angel dust and husk are going steady, and lilith returns to hell and is on marriage counselling with lucifer. we also threw a big welcome home party for angel dust, and he is thrilled to see that lucifer already round up the goetias, tarantellas and o'malleys ( husk's wild west magical family with west african ancestry ) to rally around the hotel.

"When Angel Dust showed up, looking all... normal human with red hair in that Harlem joint, it was a trip," a hell citizen remarked to their friend over some drinks [1]. "Constanza bringing him home was one thing, but then the princess and the whole crew at the hotel threw that huge party? Total scene [1]."

Another onlooker gossiped, "Word is, Lucifer himself got the Goetias, the Tarantellas, and even those wild O'Malleys from the West rallied up. Can you imagine the guest list? A who's who of Hell's royalty and mob elite, all there for our favorite spider [1]!"

"It just goes to show, that Happy Hotel has some serious connections now," mused a third demon. "With Sal Tarantella running security and Emily as an ambassador, they aren't messing around [1]."

"Angel looked genuinely happy for once," a quieter patron observed, "like he finally found where he belonged, surrounded by that crazy, powerful family of his... and Husk, of course [1]."

"The sheer power in that room during the welcome home party was intimidating as hell," another whispered. "But seeing all those families unite under one roof for that guy? You gotta admit, it's a hell of a statement [1]."

"The citizens of Hell have a lot to say about that welcome home party at the Hazbin Hotel:"

• "I heard the entire Goetia family was there. Stolas looked genuinely happy for once, not just his usual dramatic self. Apparently his brother Ipos and his human saint wife Desdemona were the life of the party."

• "My cousin works at the hotel. Says the fashion was insane. The Tarantellas arrived in custom Armani and Schiaparelli. Angel Dust's mom, the burlesque legend Constanza, looked like a queen, even with all the feathers."

• "Saw a picture on a friend's Hellphone. Husker and Angel Dust were dancing together. It was surprisingly wholesome. I mean, for a bar owner and a dancer."

• "Can we talk about the fact that Lilith is back and doing marriage counseling? Lucifer looked stressed, but at least he was there, rallying the troops. Guess a potential celestial war puts things in perspective."

• "I heard some of the O'Malleys, Husk's family, were doing some crazy Wild West magic tricks. Lit the punch bowl on fire, but in a good way."

• "The hotel's new security manager, Sal, the CEO of the Tarantellas? Apparently he was carrying his ambassador-fiancée Emily's purse all night. The guy’s got class, for a mob boss."

• "Everyone's talking about how Arackniss was bragging about his Princeton debate days to anyone who would listen. Said he beat out some 'legacy alumni' types. Typical."

• "Word is, Baxter and Niffty were seen holding hands near the buffet table. I didn't even know they were a thing."

• "Apparently, Charlie and Veritos arranged for Sir Pentious and Cherri Bomb to have a little reunion in Purgatory before the party. Now that's commitment to the cause!"

Angel Dust teasing Sal and Emily at the party:

"Oh, look at you two, all lovey-dovey!" Angel Dust likely teased Salvatore "Sal" Tarantella and Emily when they were introduced at his welcome home party. "Sal, I didn't know you had a thing for angels! You must be quite the charmer to snag one like Em!" [1]

He might have continued with some playful innuendos: "And carrying her purse? Aw, that's adorable! The new head of security is a total softie!" [1]

Turning his attention to Emily, Angel could have winked and said, "Emily, honey, you found yourself a real gentleman. Just make sure he knows how to handle a real 'wild' thing if you know what I mean!" [1]

"Seriously though," Angel might have added with a genuine smile, "you two look great together. I'm so happy for ya. It's about time some good stuff started happening around here!" [1]

Finally, he probably concluded with a lighthearted jab at Sal: "Just don't let all that security work get in the way of date nights, Sal. Happy wife, happy afterlife!" [1]

The citizens of Hell have many quotes and headcanons circulating about the aftermath of Vox's failed attempt to break Angel Dust's spirit through hypnosis:

• "Vox thought he could shatter that spider with a few cheap tricks, but look who came crawling back to his tower with static in his eyes and a fat L on his screen! Angel's shining brighter than ever while Vox's ratings are in the toilet!"

• "You know what they say: 'What doesn't kill you gives Angel Dust a new outfit and a better boyfriend.'"

• "Did you see the welcome home party? Stolas serving up the 'suck it, Vees' look, and Lucifer actually smiling. They say Vox watched the whole thing on a cracked screen, crying into a bowl of stale popcorn."

• "My favorite headcanon? That Vox didn't just fail to break Angel; Angel broke Vox's brain right back, which is why all of Vox's broadcasts are just static and the occasional muffled sob these days."

• "I heard the grand duke of Hell, Stolas's brother Ipos, personally threatened Vox with lightning bolts if he ever so much as looked at Angel Dust wrong again. Demon royalty has a soft spot for that fluffy boy."

• "It was the ultimate confirmation that the Hotel is protected by more than just good intentions. You mess with one of Charlie’s residents, you get the whole damned kingdom coming for you."

• "The best part is how Arackniss, the 'goth preppy student' from Princeton, is now Angel's security manager brother. Vox underestimated the strength of a real family, not just a business partnership."

• "Remember that time Vox tried to make a new hypnotic broadcast? Angel Dust just appeared in the corner of every screen, ate a snack, and flipped him off, completely nullifying the signal. Iconic."

• "Angel went to Harlem and found his strength with Constanza’s help. The Vees just provided a good story for his eventual Broadway show. The buzz around town is that the Hotel crew showed him he's stronger than any of those pathetic Vees could ever hope to be."

some quotes the citizens of Hell might circulate about that momentous introduction between Angel Dust and the Goetias:

"Did you hear? The Ambassador—Princess Emily, I mean—didn't just bring Angel back from Harlem; she brought him straight into the lion's den!"

"Not a den, darling, a palace! I heard the Goetias treated him like visiting royalty. Amethyst herself told the spider, right to his face: 'Forget the Vees' tower; you're playing in a real chess game now.' The sheer shade of it all!"

"I heard Amethyst was absolutely taken with him. Said his style reminded her of vintage Schiaparelli surrealism. Can you imagine Paimon’s wife complimenting a former porn star? This is history, folks!"

"My cousin’s a servant at the hotel. He said when Stolas met Angel Dust, the Prince just adjusted his glasses, smiled, and said, 'Welcome to the family, cousin-by-marriage.' The gall! It was smoother than Valentino’s cheap velvet."

"It's the ultimate status upgrade. The Tarantellas have arrived in high society Hell. One day he’s a missing stripper, the next he’s having drinks with the Prince of Lust and Paimon’s missus. You can't write this stuff."

"Forget the Vees. They’re yesterday’s news. The Goetias, the Tarantellas, the O'Malleys, and a literal Saint-in-Purgatory's son on the security detail? That hotel is no longer a joke. It’s a power nexus."

"The whole thing made the news feeds short circuit. Amethyst looked at Angel and said, 'The chessboard has new players, dear.' I heard Vox threw his TV remote through a window."

"Someone finally told that cheap TV filter to go to hell, literally. Angel Dust just beamed! He’s got demon royalty in his corner now. Who's laughing at the 'washed-up whore' now, Val?"

Emily: when husk introduced angel dust to the o'malleys, they all welcomed angel dust warmly. husk's mom, magnolia, even teased husk, ' So that's the pretty little spider whom you helped polish his tarantella brooch gift over! ' and husk just smiled as his wild west crew laugh.

"When Husk introduced Angel Dust to the O'Malleys, the citizens of Hell had a few quotes they loved to share:

• "Did you hear? The grumpy casino man brought home a fluffy spider! The O'Malleys welcomed him with open arms, apparently!"

• "Magnolia O'Malley, Husk's mother, reportedly teased him about polishing that 'pretty little spider's brooch gift'! Can you believe the gruff Husk got flustered?"

• "They say Husk just smiled as his wild west crew laughed. A genuine smile! Who knew the grumpy cat had it in him?"

• "Rumor has it the O'Malleys are as wild as Husk makes them out to be, and Angel fit right in! They even offered him tips on high-kicking in those boots."

• "Everyone's talking about how Angel Dust, the Broadway star, found a home among Husk's magical wild west family. It's the talk of the town!"

Emily: angel dust confessed to us that he was too proud and scared to come home at first, and he's grateful that his mom ultimately cut through him. he confessed that he misses the hotel when he was hiding out in harlem, and he kissed the black horse shoe that husk slipped in his pocket before he left!

The citizens of Hell have shared various headcanons and quotes regarding Angel Dust's confession about missing the Hazbin Hotel during his time in hiding [1]:

• "They say he hugged that black horseshoe Husk gave him so hard it almost turned to dust."

• "Word on the street is that Angel would stare at photos of the hotel gang on his phone, crying happy tears while stripping in Harlem."

• "Someone overheard him mumbling 'home sweet home' when his mom finally found him."

• "He apparently told Molly, 'The chandeliers in Harlem ain't got nothing on the tacky-chic vibe of the hotel lobby. I missed it, okay?'"

• "A little bird told me Angel confessed to Fat Nuggets that he even missed the goofy smiles of Charlie and Veritos."

• "He was reportedly quoted saying, 'I'd rather deal with cosmic drama than the boring-ass clubs up there. Missed my weird family.'"

• "Some say the exact quote was, 'I missed the chaos, I missed the protection, I missed my damn cat! I'm home.'"

Emily: it turns out, in wild west customs, a horse shoe is a gift of going steady, and we teased husk about it.

Angel Dust teasing Husk about it

"Husk, you sly dog!" Angel Dust might tease, flashing the horseshoe with a smirk. "Didn't know you were such a smooth criminal with the Wild West customs! A horseshoe for 'going steady'? Guess that means I've locked down the grumpiest gambler in all of Hell, huh?"

Alternatively, he could drape himself over Husk, dangling the horseshoe. "Oh, Husk, you really went all out with this little token, didn't you? A black horseshoe, no less. So wonderfully morbid and... sweet. Next time, maybe just a simple 'I want you to be mine forever' would suffice, instead of making me decipher cowboy code?"

In a more genuine, yet still theatrical, tone: "Ya know, Husky, when I found this little gem in my pocket, I thought, 'Well, isn't that just the most Husk way to say you missed me?' It's rugged, a little bit mysterious, and honestly? The sweetest damn thing anyone's ever done for me. Thanks, honey."

Molly and Cherri tease Husk about the horse shoe gift

"A horse shoe is a sign of good fortune and protection," Molly might say with a grin, "but in the Wild West, a black one given to your beau means he’s got a protector for life, and you'd better hang on tight, Husk!"

Cherri Bomb, ever the firecracker, would likely chime in, "Aw, look at big bad Husk, using a lucky charm to reel in his spider! Bet that 'sturdy and ready' motto of yours extends to your love life, huh, whiskers?"

Emily : we also redecorated angel dust's old room at the hotel with his favorite things. so when husk showed angel dust his new hotel room, angel dust ends up crying tears of joy. it took some time, but angel dust finally is reminded just how loved he is.

The citizens of Hell had plenty to say about the heartwarming scene where Husk unveiled Angel Dust's redecorated room at the Hazbin Hotel, each quote capturing the moment in their own unique way.

Here are some popular headcanons and quotes circulating Hell:

• "Did you hear? The cat-man actually got teary-eyed seeing the spider-demon's new digs! He must really care about him."

• "Word is, the room was decked out in all of Angel's favorite things—feathers, glitz, maybe even a pole? And Husk just stood there, trying to act all casual while Angel lost it."

• "Saw the new footage on VoxTube. When Angel Dust hugged Husk, even Valentino's cameras felt the sincerity. It was... surprisingly wholesome for this place."

• "One minute Angel is this untouchable Broadway star, the next he's crying over a room reno. Goes to show everyone needs a 'welcome home,' even the celebs."

• "You know things are serious when the Goetias and the Tarantellas are all in the same room celebrating. That little scene with Husk and Angel was the cherry on top of the 'found family' chaos."

• "I heard Husk actually helped pick out some of the decor. Can you imagine? The grumpy bartender picking out pink ostrich feathers. That's true love, right there."

• "My favorite part? The look on Lucifer's face, probably thinking, 'My daughter's hotel is finally achieving its goal, one renovated room at a time.'"

Emily: it's a pity that the vees tried to break angel dust, and that stella tried to break stolas and Via, because stolas, Via and angel dust's light triggered the vees and stella's emptiness. stolas, Via and angel dust may be bent for a while, but they came back shining brighter than ever. and the vees and stella really failed breaking those bright souls.

after Valentino, Velvette, and Vox (the Vees) attempted and failed to break Angel Dust, the citizens of Hell had many reactions and quotes:

• "The Vees thought they were playing chess; turns out Angel Dust was playing 4D poker the whole time."

• "They poked the hornet's nest and got the whole hive to sting them back. Serves 'em right!"

• "Stella and the Vees are finding out the hard way that you can't dull a star just because you're empty inside."

• "He wasn't 'broken,' he was just on a very dramatic, red-haired, Harlem-based hiatus."

• "Valentino underestimated how loyal the Hotel crew is. They didn't just come for Angel; they came for war."

• "They tried to break a force of nature. Did they think the Tarantella family just sits around doing nothing when one of theirs is messed with?"

• "Hell has a new favorite underdog story, and the Vees are the punchline."

• "The Vees had their spotlight stolen by a star who shines brighter when he's mad. Poetic justice, really."

And St Peter and Abel are like the 2 'funky ' uncles analyzing Sal

They go to Universal Studios in Orlando, Florida

Chaos ensues

What happened in the double date

. Abel wants to get a bunch of stuffed animals

. St Peter, the Head of Saints, got some other saints to take over his managerial duties at the Saintly offices for the day. And he got the whole itenary panned out

. Emily just wanted to enjoy the trip and take lots of photos

. Ofc they are all in their human forms - St Peter, being of Palestinian descent, has a human form that looks like his angelic form, only with brown hair and brown eyes

. Srsly Abel x St Peter are like Drakepad in spades

. Sal is literally the goth friend of the group, while the other 3 are often so cheery and bright

. But Sal is like their designated bodyguard or smth

. Honestly St Peter and Abel had their reservations on Sal at first when they met him before, but they warmed up to him once they saw his devotion to Emily

. So imagine a picture of Sal with the Heavenly trio in a picture in the theme park, Sal smiling calmly in a black Armani suit, the other 3 were in brightly colored vacation fits

. The Rollercoaster photo includes Abel screaming and holding onto St Peter for dear life, while St Peter is fervently praying. Emily is singing, and it was Sal who was clinging to Emily. Oh the irony

. Meanwhile, Mary Magdalene and the other Apostles are assigned by St Peter to run the Saintly offices for the day. They all did rather well on that, albeit some chaos ensues along the way ( which gets quickly resolved, luckily )

. After that trip, the 2 couples returned to Heaven and Hell respectively, with lots of souvenirs for their friends and many crazy stories to share

What happened with St Peter and Abel is that, St Peter came to heaven way after Abel did, and then the 2 just went from being friends/coworkers ro true romance

Abel runs his own ' Divine chosen ones ' board, with plenty of remarkable figures in Heaven who aren't necessarily saints yet still made a mark in their own rights ( its got Michael Jackson, Diana Spencer, MLK Jr, Coretta, Nelson Mandela and several more )

And St Peter becomes the head of Saints

Abel helps St Peter to be more relaxed and chill when needed and sometimes helps St Peter with the paperwork

And from there, a romance gradually blossomed

emily says, ' molly and I moving into the hotel to help with the divorce feud fall out is no accident. when pentious first came to heaven, he became under the Hamephorash ( my family)'s care. pentious is overwhelmed at first yet he gets on better, especially with his new friends' help ( desdemona, st peter, abel, molly, me, and several others in heaven ). the Hamephorash and goetias may have a delicate peace treaty after the first heaven hell war for the sake of the cosmos, but stella's sheer cruelty nearly broke the cosmos in the feud. stella even tried to hurt Via the cosmic linchpin, and now the hotel has the backing of saints, tarantellas and goetias. even the Hamephorash wouldn't wish what stella did to the goetias on our worst foes, and with lute's tyranny and the vees trying to attack heaven and the Hotel, the Hamephorash, saints and goetias agreed to have me and molly move into the hotel to also stall the vees' threats, and my mom, sera, told me that she's protecting me from lute. my mom calculated all the odds and agreed on des' suggestion to send me and molly to the hotel. meeting the goetias for the first time is a little nerve wracking at first - yet I am kind to them and they are kind to me in return. Falling in love and getting with Sal is the unexpected part - we are 2 souls who been through so much yet fate had us drawn to each other. I seen how the goetias are so paranoid over Via, and I reminded them that Via is now a diplomatic icon and astronomer, and she just needed extra support. Via is truly braver than most people around her - unlike Stella, Via still strives to be kind despite the trauma. We also arranged for pentious and cherri to revive contact and visit each other sometimes in purgatory, and I still keep in contact with my heaven friends and family. '

[Verse 1: Angel Dust]

(Chuckles softly) "So, Pentious, huh? Still can't believe the ol' snake-in-the-suit actually pulled it off. Heard he's hangin' out with a bunch of halos now. Figures. The guy was always trying to be something he wasn't. Now he's... well, he's just being himself, I guess. Must be weird for him, not having to worry about blowing stuff up all the time. But good for him. Really. He earned it."

[Verse 2: Husk]

(Scoffs, taking a long drink) "Yeah, the nerd's in heaven. Get this: he's apparently buddies with some historical figures and, get this, actual saints. That's what Emily told Angel. Can you believe that? The guy who spent most of his afterlife building ridiculous contraptions is now... what, playing chess with some old philosopher dude? Or maybe discussing astronomy with some ancient princess-turned-demon-slayer? It's absurd. Still... kinda makes ya feel a little somethin', ya know? Like maybe there's hope for the rest of us."

[Verse 3: Cherri Bomb]

(Grins, lighting a smoke) "Pentious? The guy's probably teachin' 'em how to build bombs with holy water and glitter. 'Course, they'd be, like, happy bombs, right? Exploding with rainbows and sparkles and whatever.

[Verse 4: Angel Dust]

"Remember that one time, he tried to impress me with that giant steam-powered mechanical spider? Ended up crashing through a wall and almost crushed all of us. Now he's probably charming some celestial beings with his nerdy intellect. I can just picture him now, in some grand heavenly library, surrounded by scrolls and books, just geeking out. And you know what? He deserves it. It's a nice thought, knowing he's finally getting the recognition he always wanted. Just... in a different zip code."

[Verse 5: Husk]

"He's probably got a pet chicken-snake now. Or an entire army of egg boys that are, like, super buff and have wings. A celestial Egg Boi army. I can't even. I'll miss the idiot, honestly. But seeing him with his new pals and hearing all about them.. it's a good feeling. Like, damn, maybe we didn't all fuck up that bad. Maybe there's a chance, even for us. It's a stupid, sappy thought, but I'll allow it. Just don't tell anyone I said that."

[Verse 6: Cherri Bomb]

"So, Pentious and I... we got a deal, see? We get to visit sometimes. He's still my partner in crime, even if the crimes are, like, sharing a smoothie or something. We talk about what's going on down here, he tells me about the latest heavenly gossip. It's weird, but it's good. He's still the same Pentious, just... cleaner. And with better friends, I guess. He's got that Desdemona girl, and Abel, and some others. Sounds like a whole new crew. He's still our snakey boy, though. Always will be."

[Verse 7: Angel Dust]

"Who'd have thought, huh? The guy who constantly got his ass kicked by Cherri and I is now a legitimate saint-adjacent figure. The irony isn't lost on me. Still, it's nice knowing that someone made it out. Gives you a little bit of... what's that thing called? Oh yeah. Hope. I don't need it, but it's a nice thought for everyone else. Especially for the little guy. The little snakey guy."

[Verse 8: Husk]

"He's probably forgotten all about us. And that's fine. He's in a better place. But I'll always remember the dumbass. Always. And maybe, just maybe, I'll see him again someday. Probably not, but... you never know. Not with this crazy place."

[Verse 9: Cherri Bomb]

"He's not forgetting us. He's just... busy. With his new life, his new friends, his new... everything. But we're still his friends, too. Just... in a different way. He's our little angel now. And I'm proud of him. He deserves all the good things. Even if those good things include saints and... no more explosions."

[Verse 10: Angel Dust]

"Yeah... no more explosions. For now, anyway. But a guy can dream, right?"

Here are quotes from the headcanon, spoken from the perspectives of Angel Dust, Molly, and Salvatore (Arackniss), reflecting on the romance between Emily and Sal.

Angel Dust (Anthony)

"So Sal finds his heavenly Angel, huh? Guess he gets the last laugh after all. My brother, the 'goth preppy student' from Princeton, and his literal Angel. Funny how life and death work out like that. I used to bust his chops for being so serious all the time, but seeing him with Emily... he actually smiles. Like, a real one. The kind he hasn't had since... well, since before. He deserves that. We all deserve some happiness, even after all the crap we've been through. It's not the kind of romance you see in the movies, with all the big, showy gestures. It's in the quiet moments—the way he listens to her, the way she makes him laugh. That's the real stuff, you know? It's the kind of thing that makes all the chaos worth it."

Molly

"I knew Sal was different the second he told me about Emily. He was so... gentle when he spoke about her. My stoic, no-nonsense big brother was completely smitten. He told me how she reminded him that kindness wasn't a weakness, that his smarts and strength were for more than just survival. When I met her, I just knew. She has this pure light that just draws you in, and she saw the best parts of my brother—the parts we always knew were there, buried under all the trauma and ambition. It's like they're two puzzle pieces that finally found their match. She brings out his softness, and he gives her a safe space in this crazy new world. It's a beautiful thing to watch them together. All of us siblings, we're all finding our peace now, but seeing Sal so happy with Emily feels like the greatest victory of all

Salvatore (Arackniss)

"For years, my focus was on survival. On proving myself. I built a reputation on being 'the Italian start-up,' always on guard. But Emily... she was completely unexpected. She saw through all the posturing and saw me for who I truly was. She reminded me of the debates I used to love, the pure satisfaction of intellectual sparring, but with a compassionate twist. There's a strength to her kindness that I've never encountered before. Our worlds were so different, a Carnegie Hill mobster and a Heaven-born angel, but we were drawn to each other by something deeper. With her, the paranoia and old rivalries melt away. She trusts me, completely, and that's the most powerful thing anyone has ever given me. She's my harbor in a storm, a quiet place where I can just be myself, without the armor. When we're together, nothing else in Heaven or Hell matters. It's just us."

some headcanon quotes from Hell citizens discussing the Goetia family's paranoia surrounding Via:

Casual gossip amongst Imp citizens:

• "You hear about what happened with Stella? Broke the cosmic treaty, they say. Now the Goetias are swarming around Via like she's the last piece of cake at a buffet."

• "My cousin works at the Royal Observatory. Says you can't even get near Princess Via's new office without seeing a couple of Goetia bodyguards in bird form, pretending to be statue decorations."

• "Yeah, I heard that too. After Stella's little freak-out, the Goetia siblings practically put Via in a bubble. Don't even get me started on Ipos. That dude gives off 'overprotective dad' vibes, even though he's technically her half-uncle."

• "Can you blame them? The whole cosmos almost fell apart because of one psycho bitch. If my kid was the cosmic linchpin, I'd probably be paranoid, too."

Overheard at a Hell bar (likely from a disgruntled soul):

• "Honestly, it's a bit much. I saw Stolas the other day, and he looked like he hadn't slept in a week. Just kept glancing over his shoulder. I get it, Stella was a mess, but Via seems fine. She's a diplomat, not a damsel."

• "That's what they want you to think. The Goetias have always been secretive. This is just their new excuse to be even more controlling. Via's an adult, and they're treating her like a fragile egg."

• "Look, the girl's got the weight of the cosmos on her shoulders. I wouldn't be surprised if she's happy for the extra security, even if it is a bit smothering. The way I hear it, Stella's evil was next level."

Commentary from a Hell news program (likely more theatrical):

• "In the wake of the infamous Stella scandal, a palpable tension hangs over the Goetia clan. Eyewitnesses report an unprecedented increase in security surrounding the young Princess Via, with her celestial relatives reportedly taking up surveillance duty in shifts. Our sources speculate that after the near-cataclysmic feud, the Goetia brothers and sisters are in a state of high alert, ensuring the safety of their precious, cosmic kin."

Whispers from inside the royal court (perhaps from a more cynical observer):

• "The paranoia is completely understandable, and it gives them cover. The Goetias have always been a bit theatrical, but this time, the stakes are real. Stella's actions made the family look weak. Protecting Via isn't just about her; it's about reasserting their power and control after a major scandal."

• "I saw one of the older brothers, Vassago, shadowing Via at a diplomatic reception. He didn't say a word, just watched the crowd with this intense, unnerving stare. The message was clear: 'Don't even think about it.'"

From a Tarantella mobster (sharing observations with another mobster):

• "We got our own code, but we respect theirs. Heard about the whole Stella thing. Even we don't mess with that kind of crazy. My guys said they saw one of the older Goetia brothers, Ipos, with a look that would freeze fire. Don't think anyone's gonna cross Princess Via anytime soon. Smart move on the Goetias' part to put a full-court press on her protection."

Emily addressing the Goetia family's paranoia over Via:

"I know it's a lot to take in," Emily began softly, her gaze sweeping over the assembled Goetias, their regal faces etched with concern. "Stella's actions... they were monstrous. But Via isn't her mother. She never was. Via is the daughter of a Goetia who chose kindness. She's a diplomat, an astronomer—she is her own star, not just a reflection of yours. Just... give her the support she needs, and remember who she really is."

During a visit to the hotel, when a Goetia elder expresses doubt:

An older Goetia, perhaps one of Stolas's brothers, expressed skepticism. "And you truly believe she is not a danger to us? This 'linchpin'?"

Emily held his gaze with unwavering sincerity. "I believe that fear breeds more fear. She is a child who has been through a devastating ordeal, just like many of you. But she has chosen a path of light. Support her in that, and she will be your greatest ally. Hurt her, and you risk losing the very thing that connects us."

Emily and Stolas talking privately about Via:

Stolas's feathers were ruffled, his posture tense. "She is... she is so much like her mother, sometimes. I see Stella in her eyes, her sharp wit..."

Emily placed a comforting hand on his arm. "And you see you in her, too, Stolas. The compassion, the thirst for knowledge. Via is a new chapter, not just a rewrite of an old one. Focus on the good that you and Amethyst have put into her soul, and let that guide you. Not the ghost of Stella."

Emily reminding the Goetias of the peace treaty:

"This is bigger than any of our families," Emily stated firmly during a tense Goetia family meeting. "The Hamephorash and the Goetias made a pact long ago for the sake of the cosmos itself. Stella's cruelty threatened that. Now, with the Vees and Lute's ambitions, our united front is more important than ever. We're not just allies now; we're family. And we must protect our own, starting with Via."

When she sees how much Via has to carry:

Speaking to one of the younger Goetias after Via had to handle a diplomatic matter with immense grace, Emily whispered, "She is braver than most. To have gone through that trauma and still choose kindness... it's a testament to her strength. We aren't just protecting her; we're honoring that strength. She deserves all the support we can give.

Emily comforting Via herself:

Holding Via's hand after a particularly stressful day, Emily offered a gentle smile. "It's okay to not be okay, Via. You don't have to carry the weight of everything all at once. It's okay to lean on others. You have a family now—in hell and in heaven—who will help you bear the burden. You are not alone."

Emily and Salvatore reflecting on their roles:

Emily's husband, Salvatore, watched her navigate the complicated dynamics of the Goetia family with ease. He commented, "I've never seen anyone calm them down like that. Not even the Tarantellas get them to listen like you do."

Emily simply smiled, looking at Stolas and his siblings from across the room. "They're just scared, Sal. They've been through so much. I just remind them that they're not alone in that fear. And sometimes, that's all anyone needs to hear."

here are some headcanon quotes that might circulate among the citizens of Heaven [0, 3, 7, 8].

Quotes about Sera's protective love

• "They say the Seraphim is all about divine judgment, but if you want to see her true power, threaten her daughter. Her wrath is a sight to behold." [0, 1]

• "We always thought Sera's love for Emily was like any parent's, pure and good. But ever since Lute started making threats... it's like a mama bear protecting her cub. The air around her changes completely." [3, 7, 8]

• "I heard Sera's been having secret meetings with the Goetia family. The treaty they have is delicate, but her protecting her daughter is non-negotiable. She'll even ally with demons to keep Emily safe." [4, 6]

• "I've seen the look in Sera's eyes when Lute is around Emily. It's not the calm, serene gaze of a Seraphim anymore. It's the determined, unwavering gaze of a mother who will do anything." [0, 2]

• "Sera's protection extends far beyond the typical. It’s not just a physical shield, but a political shield. She’s using all her power and influence to keep Emily safe, even if it means bending the rules of heaven." [2, 5, 8]

Quotes from other denizens of Heaven

• "We saw Sera's reaction after Stella tried to hurt Via. She moved with such a terrifying, focused purpose, making it known to all of Heaven and Hell that her family is off-limits. With Lute, it's a hundred times more intense because it's her daughter." [4, 5]

• "After Sera sent Emily and Molly to the hotel, the rumors started. It's a strategic move. A pre-emptive strike. She's keeping Emily safe and also stalling the Vees and Lute's plans by putting her in a neutral zone." [4, 7]

• "When Emily mentioned her mom, Sera, protecting her from Lute, you could see a few of the older angels nod in understanding. They know the depth of a mother's fury when her child is in danger." [1, 2]

• "Remember that time Lute tried to undermine Emily in a council meeting? Sera's quiet, but firm, defense was a masterclass in political maneuvering. Lute backed down almost immediately. You don't mess with a Seraphim protecting her kin." [0, 2, 7]

• "Sera’s protective instincts are so strong, they’re practically an open secret. The other angels know that if you want to stay in Sera's good graces, you don't even think about causing trouble for Emily." [2, 5, 6]

Quotes from those with a closer view

• "Abel told me he saw Sera and Desdemona discussing a plan. Sera was so intense, Desdemona had to calm her down. But you could tell they were both on the same page: protecting their loved ones, whatever the cost." [4, 5, 8]

• "St. Peter mentioned that Sera and Emily have a special bond. He said Sera's guidance and protection isn’t just a duty—it’s a deep, abiding love. It's beautiful, but also terrifying when you see what it motivates her to do." [2, 3]

• "Pentious told me that during one of their visits, Emily said her mom was a chess master. I thought she meant figuratively, but when you see Sera's moves against Lute, it becomes clear it's a lot more than just a metaphor." [0, 6, 7]

Heaven's citizens, particularly those in the inner circles, speak about Sir Pentious with a mix of surprise, awe, and cautious curiosity. His redemption is an unprecedented event, and his presence has become a tangible symbol of hope for some and a point of contention for others.

Saint Desdemona

Desdemona, now a saint in Heaven, acts as a warm and compassionate mentor to the newly arrived soul.

• "You remind me of a young man I once knew, always inventing and trying to prove himself," she says with a kind smile. "But the Lord saw past all that to the true goodness in your heart. You've nothing left to prove, Sir Pentious. Only to be yourself."

• "Don't worry about the whispers," she reassures him, putting a comforting hand on his shoulder. "Some here find change a bit frightening, but I know what it's like to arrive in a new, strange place with a complicated past. Just be patient with them, and show them the same kindness you showed your friends."

• To Emily, she remarks: "He is a testament to the power of pure, selfless love. One act of courage, one moment of putting others before himself, was all it took. It is a lesson we all needed to be reminded of."

Saint Abel

Abel, now the head of the exorcists, sees in Pentious a kindred spirit and a sign of true change.

• "Adam was so focused on the rules that he missed the simple truth: that sacrifice and compassion matter most," Abel remarks to another angel. "This one... he didn't die for power or glory. He died for his friends. That's real bravery."

• He often seeks out Pentious for a quiet chat. "You stood up to him. I-I couldn't," Abel confesses. "You did the right thing, even when you knew you couldn't win. I respect that."

• When other angels question Pentious, Abel is quick to his defense. "He atoned for his discretions and has nothing to fear in Heaven," Abel declares. "His soul is cleansed."

Saint Peter

The normally flustered St. Peter is both mystified and delighted by Pentious, who completely upended the celestial bureaucracy.

• "It's just unheard of! He didn't even come through the proper channels!" St. Peter exclaims to a junior angel. "One moment, nothing. The next, he's just... here. It's a wonderful sign, but it makes the paperwork a nightmare!"

• "He told me he made these contraptions with his eggs... it's a bit beyond me, but the sheer ingenuity!" St. Peter says with a twinkle in his eye. "He's making miniature floating inventions for the celestial gardens now. The cherubs love them."

The Hamephorash (Emily's family)

Though a cosmic and ancient family, the Hamephorash are both diplomatic and cautiously optimistic about Pentious. His redemption is a major event.

• Emily’s mother, Sera, while wary, admits that Pentious’s sacrifice was a cosmic event that could not be denied. "He is... an anomaly. A variable that changes everything," she states. To Emily, she says, "He gives us hope, but also a great burden. We must be vigilant. You and Molly are key to this, Emily."

• The wider Hamephorash clan observes him with intense interest. Some, having foreseen this kind of cosmic shift, see him as a harbinger of a new era. Others are more reserved, watching to see what the fallout from this unprecedented redemption will be.

Other angels

The general populace of Heaven, initially hesitant or suspicious, begin to warm to the quirky sinner-turned-angel.

• A suspicious angel: "Just because he's in white now doesn't mean he's to be trusted. He's still got that... snakey aura about him."

• An optimistic angel: "I heard he stood up to that awful Adam! And sacrificed himself for his friends in Hell. What could be more noble than that?"

• A group of child angels: "Look at his tail! Can he do the spinny thing again? Mr. Pentious, Mr. Pentious!"

• A higher-ranking angel: "His presence proves that redemption is a reality, not just a theory. Lute's hatred has been shown for what it is: a fear of change. We all have to confront that now."

some hypothetical quotes from the Goetia family regarding the romance between Sir Pentious and Cherri Bomb, showing their various personalities and perspectives.

Stolas

• (To himself, observing Pentious from a distance): "It is quite adorable, isn't it? That little snek demon, so earnest in his endeavors, and that fiery cyclops, a true whirlwind of chaos. A peculiar but utterly charming match. It reminds me a bit of... well, never mind. It's a sweet, hopeful little flicker in the darkness."

• (To Via, with a nostalgic smile): "Remember when you were so intrigued by the stories of human romance, my little owlet? Sir Pentious and Cherri Bomb are a living, breathing testament to the absurdity and magic of it all. Who would have thought a snake and a bomb would find such a connection? It shows that love truly can blossom in the most unexpected places, even here in Hell."

• (To the group, with a thoughtful air): "Cherri's vibrancy seems to ground Pentious in a way. He is often so wrapped up in his magnificent, if slightly misguided, inventions. But with her, he seems... more present, more real. And he, in turn, offers her a certain stability, a quiet admiration amidst her explosions. It's a beautiful balance."

Vassago

• (With a world-weary sigh, to Ipos): "Honestly, another one? A snake and a bomb? I’ve seen odder pairings in my time, but this one does amuse me. It’s like watching a train wreck in slow motion, except the train wreck is full of confetti and hearts. Give me the popcorn."

• (After witnessing a particularly sweet moment between them): "Well, I'll be. He really does care for her. And she for him. I thought it was just some fleeting mortal infatuation. But... it’s got legs. It's almost... touching. Don’t tell anyone I said that."

• (Observing from afar, with a smirk): "The things mortals do for love. He went all the way to Heaven and back, metaphorically speaking, just to see her. Puts our little squabbles to shame, doesn't it? Pass the popcorn, Ipos."

Ipos

• (To Desdemona, with a soft, knowing look): "They remind me of us, my love. A bit of a mismatched pair, from different worlds, yet drawn together by something powerful and true. It's a reminder that love doesn't follow a script. His innocence and her ferocity... it's a hellish fairytale."

• (Chuckling to himself): "Pentious's little contraptions, his gentlemanly manners... it's all so very sweet. And Cherri, bless her heart, tries to act like she's annoyed by it all, but her face gives her away every time. She's utterly smitten. It's the kind of uncomplicated love that is rare to see."

• (Recalling a memory): "I once saw Pentious try to make her a little 'anniversary gift' using some old cogs and a bit of hellfire. It exploded, naturally. But the way she laughed, a genuine, unburdened laugh... that was when I knew. That was the real magic."

Orobas

• (As a matter of fact, to the group): "The romantic entanglement of Sir Pentious and Cherri Bomb is a fascinating case study in interpersonal dynamics. Their differences in disposition and background provide a rich tapestry for observation. The potential for conflict is high, yet their bond appears to be a powerful mitigating factor."

• (Taking notes, muttering to himself): "The juxtaposition of Pentious's Victorian sensibilities and Cherri's modern, explosive nature creates a compelling paradox. The human-like need for connection, even amongst demons. Remarkable."

• (To Vassago, deadpan): "While you are passing around your 'renaissance popcorn,' I am cataloging the emotional cues and behavioral patterns of the pair. Their affection is a powerful force, one that defies logical explanation. It's... irrational, but undeniably potent."

Gaap

• (With a hint of mischief and a playful glint in his eye): "Oh, Pentious and Cherri? It's the most entertaining thing to watch! The little snake is all flustered and formal, and Cherri just... blows things up. It's like a drama with a very enthusiastic pyrotechnic department. I’m waiting for the big finale."

• (After seeing them together): "He's all flustered whenever she gets close, and she just loves it. You can see her trying to hold back a smile. It's a good show. And they bring a little bit of that old mortal flavor back, don't they? All that silly courtship and romance."

• (To the family): "Honestly, watching them is better than any play the mortals have to offer. At least with these two, you know the explosions are real. And the love. I think the love is real, too."

Seir

• (With a quiet, observant tone): "Their love story is a testament to perseverance. He went to Heaven, found his way back, all for the chance to see her again. It's a powerful and rather beautiful thing to witness. It makes one believe in the good that can exist, even here."

• (To Emily, with a gentle smile): "It’s a fragile thing, what they have. But they protect it fiercely. He with his earnestness, and she with her bombs. It’s their way. And seeing them, so different yet so drawn to one another... it gives me hope."

• (Watching Cherri and Pentious): "I see the way her eyes soften when she looks at him, even if she's trying to look tough. And the way he looks at her... with such open adoration. It's a rare and precious thing, to find that kind of acceptance and devotion."

Astaroth

• (With a condescending sniff): "Really, a snake and a... cyclops? How very common. One would think they'd aim for something a bit more sophisticated. But I suppose in Hell, one takes what one can get. Still, the fervor is... noted."

• (Observing from a distance, grudgingly): "It’s not entirely without its charm, I suppose. The little snake’s constant attempts to impress her with his inventions and his... gentlemanly airs. And she finds it all so amusing. It's a ridiculous spectacle, but it does have a certain primitive appeal."

• (To herself, after seeing a tender moment): "Oh, for goodness sake. Is that... true affection? How utterly inconvenient. It's going to ruin everything. You can't have true love running around Hell. It's... undignified. But there it is, plain as day."

Gremory

• (With a soft, maternal smile): "Oh, that dear boy Pentious and his fiery Cherri. I think it’s the most wonderful thing. A little bit of sweetness in this bitter world. It reminds me of the old stories, of star-crossed lovers, but with a much more... explosive... flavor."

• (To Emily, with a fond sigh): "You can tell they truly care for one another. Pentious is always trying to protect her, in his own fumbling way. And Cherri... she might act like she doesn't need protecting, but you can see how much she appreciates his efforts. It's a perfect match."

• (Observing the couple): "Pentious's dedication is truly something else. To go through what he did, just to be with her again... that's the kind of love that can move mountains. Or, in this case, bring a soul back from Heaven to be with their bomb-loving partner."

headcanon quotes recalling Molly's first meeting with the Goetia family, based on the provided scenario:

Molly on meeting Stolas

"Stolas was the first one I really talked to, and oh, my stars, he was so much more sensitive than I'd expected," Molly explained to Emily one afternoon in the hotel kitchen. "He carries the weight of the cosmos on his shoulders, no joke. When he told me what happened with Stella and Via, his eyes were just… brimming. He was so worried for his little starling. I told him he wasn't a monster and that Via knows she's loved. He just... gave me this look. Like he hadn't heard that in a long, long time."

Molly on meeting Vassago

"Vassago is a real trip. He's this big, intimidating griffin demon, but he gave me a look like he was sizing up my outfit, not me," Molly said, giggling to Cherri Bomb. "He totally approved, by the way. He told me my vintage Dior was 'a bold choice, not lacking in texture.' And when I mentioned my aspirations as a designer, he just nodded and said, 'The Schiaparellis have a fine sense of line. Do better.' It wasn't mean, it was... honest. A total perfectionist. He is a little sarcastic though—I mentioned it was a pleasure to meet him, and he just gestured to his popcorn bucket and said, 'It's a pleasure to watch the show.'"

Molly on meeting Amethyst

"Amethyst is just a force of nature, honey," Molly told Angel Dust over the phone. "She came up to me and looked me up and down, then smiled the biggest, most beautiful smile. She told me she admired my courage for moving to Hell and that my mother, Constanza, was a legend. We swapped stories about our family histories and she told me all about the Schiaparellis. She was so proud of her daughter Desdemona and so happy for her. But her love for her children, especially Stolas, was so clear. She's got Ozzie's warmth, but with a Goetia royal’s confidence. She also showed me a tiny charm, a little crystal heart, and told me it was 'for when you need a little sparkle against the darkness.' She's an icon, seriously."

Molly on meeting Ipos

"Ipos was fascinating, a lot more reserved than the others," Molly told her brother, Arackniss, during a video call. "He stood off to the side, but he was watching everything. He eventually came over and quietly thanked me for helping their family. I told him he didn't have to thank me, and he just smiled and said, 'No, I believe I do. It is a rare kindness to aid those outside of your purview.' He then showed me this old-looking ring with a stylized horse on it, and he explained its history and significance. It was like he was giving me a story and a lesson all at once. He's very thoughtful, in a silent sort of way.

Molly on meeting Orobas, Gaap, and Seir

"The younger siblings are just bundles of personality," Molly shared with Emily. "Orobas gave me a big, loud hug, and kept exclaiming over my 'new celestial aura.' He's just... a bundle of energy. Gaap is very chill, but he seemed to be looking through me, not at me. He had a knowing little smirk on his face the whole time, like he knew a secret I didn't. And Seir is like a tiny, elegant little hawk. She didn't say much but just gave me a curt nod and a warm smile. They all felt like family, in a way. Like they just knew, from the second they saw us, that we were on their side."

Molly on meeting Astaroth and Gremory

"Astaroth and Gremory were both incredibly kind, but in different ways," Molly told Pentious during one of their visits. "Astaroth has this very gentle, thoughtful energy. She said she was so glad to have allies in Heaven, and that she'd heard so much about my family. Gremory was more theatrical, striking these dramatic poses and telling me that my 'fashion sense is divine, truly!' She helped me with some of my designs, giving me tips on how to incorporate more Hellish textures without losing the heavenly elegance. She's a bit of a diva, but in a very fun way."

Hell Citizen Halloween Hotel Party Headcanon Quotes

On the general vibe:

• "I heard that hotel party was the real deal. No lame jump scares or cheap thrills, just pure, unadulterated decadence. The costumes alone were worth a million souls."

• "You know, for once, the royal family didn't just stand around looking pompous. They were all actually... partying. Paimon even showed off some truly embarrassing dance moves, and Ozzie just laughed like a drain."

• "That cake! I mean, who puts rubber duckies on a seven-layer chocolate fudge? It's either an inspired masterpiece or completely insane. Either way, it looked delicious, and everyone was talking about it."

On the Goetia family:

• "The gossip is that Amethyst, bless her, really pulled out all the stops for her son, Stolas. You could see the look of genuine love and relief on his face. She’s definitely Ozzie's daughter—just all-out opulence."

• "Did you see Vassago and young Stolas? I heard Vassago was handing out 'Renaissance popcorn' during the masquerade. It's so on-brand for that ancient, mischievous elder brother."

• "Veritos was there! I heard he's Lord of Purgatory now. Can you imagine? He looked so proud of his mum, Desdemona, getting saint-hooded. And the Schiaparellis just kept one-upping everyone with their couture."

On the Tarantellas and other guests:

• "Angel Dust was on fire! He and Husk brought the cake out like they were a couple of long-lost Broadway stars. And that smile on Alastor's face... it was almost real."

• "Arackniss was there, too. Still giving off that 'goth preppy' vibe, I guess. He looked like he'd just stepped out of a movie from the 'East Coast Rhapsody' days."

• "I heard Henroin and Constanza were there too. They apparently looked very pleased with their son's newfound happiness and success. The Tarantellas and the Schiaparellis in the same room, all celebrating? Unprecedented."

On the meaning of it all:

• "It's about time Charlie got a good birthday. He's been through a lot, you know? And for Charlie to pull that off... it gives you hope. If a radio demon can find a little bit of happiness, maybe we all can."

• "You could see the love in that room. All the demons, royalty and common alike, just enjoying a good night. It was a proper, Hell-style celebration, and it was glorious."

• "The party was the talk of the town for weeks. Even the overlords were impressed. It wasn't just a party; it was a statement. A statement that even in Hell, there's always room for a little bit of genuine love and celebration."

Hell citizen quotes on Lucifer and Lilith at the Halloween party

On seeing Lucifer's genuine joy:

• "You know, for the King of Hell and all, seeing him get teary-eyed over a chocolate cake is... kinda sweet. Like, in a weird way. It's nice to know even a fallen archangel can be happy."

• "He's been so mopey lately, ever since Lilith came back. It's good to see him actually smile. I've never seen him smile like that. Must be a hell of a cake."

• "For years, it was just him and the royal court. It's nice to see him surrounded by actual friends, and not just people kissing his ass. Seems like the princess is really bringing people together."

• "That cake was ridiculous. But the way he looked at it, like it was the best thing he'd ever seen... it was a genuine moment, you know? Like, seeing the real Lucifer, not the one on the throne."

On Lilith's return and their reconciliation:

• "Lilith's back and she's not a fan of the public eye anymore. I heard she just wanted to be there for the Princess and Lucifer. Maybe she's getting better at being a mom, even if she left."

• "They look... different together. Not like they used to. There's an undercurrent of something, still awkward, but you can see they're trying. Maybe it's hope, maybe it's just trying not to get a tantrum, but I like it."

• "She was so regal, yet she was also in the background for most of it. Didn't say much, just kept watching Lucifer and Charlie. You can tell she's trying to make up for lost time. A slow burn, but I'll bet it's worth it."

On the Goetia and Sinners attending together:

• "It was wild seeing demons like Vassago and the rest hanging out with sinners like Angel Dust and Husk. All the demons just mingling and enjoying themselves. Never thought I'd see the day."

• "Ozzie and Bee were having a grand ol' time, and their crew fit right in. It was funny seeing Ozzie dance with some of the imps. Such a great atmosphere."

• "Stolas looked so at peace with the Goetia family. It was a nice change from the drama we've seen him in. Seeing them all together... maybe things are finally settling down."

General party atmosphere and entertainment:

• "The masquerade theme was brilliant. Everyone was dressed to the nines. I saw some absolutely insane and creative costumes. The talent show was killer, too."

• "Angel and Husk bringing that cake out... it was a real showstopper. Those rubber ducks were just the right amount of weird and adorable. A great inside joke."

• "The music was incredible. All sorts of jams, and some jazzy stuff too. It felt like a real celebration, a party that everyone could enjoy."

Overall impression:

• "It felt like a new era for the hotel. This was more than just a party. It was a statement. Things are different now, and it's a good different."

• "For the first time in a long time, Hell felt a little more... hopeful. The King and Queen, together again, surrounded by their daughter and her friends. It was a good vibe."

• "It was so surreal. Everyone was having fun. It was nice to see that Lucifer still has it. Maybe this new Lucifer will be a better king for all of us."

Hell's citizens about Stolas and Blitzo at Stolas's birthday masquerade party:

Overheard at the Hotel Buffet

"Hell's gossip girl": "Did you see Stolas and Blitzo? They were inseparable. Stolas never took his eyes off him, even when Blitzo was trying to sneak more of that fudge cake." [Context: Stolas is a love-struck royal, Blitzo is a more reserved but still reciprocating partner. The cake detail adds a touch of relatable humor.]

A bartender, to a regular imp: "Yeah, the prince and the imp were just... comfortable with each other. It's not a secret anymore, is it? You could see it in how they moved, how they talked. It's real." [Context: Their relationship is public knowledge and people are seeing the genuine connection.]

An anxious imp, to their friend: "I'm still a little scared of that cake, though. Angel Dust and Husk made it, right? What if there's, like, a secret ingredient?" His friend rolls their eyes. "Don't be a damn coward. Even the Goetias are eating it." [Context: Fear and humor about Angel Dust and Husk's "cooking" and the trust shown by the Goetia family.]

From the Dance Floor

A demoness, to her date: "When that slow song came on, and Stolas held Blitzo like that… I actually saw a few succubi tear up. The prince looked like he was holding the whole damned world." [Context: The sincerity of the moment is touching even to jaded demons.]

A low-level hellhound: "I saw that taller Goetia brother, Vassago, whispering to Blitzo and Stolas. Blitzo seemed on edge, but then Stolas squeezed his arm, and Vassago just grinned and clapped Stolas on the back. It's good to see the family's got his back now." [Context: Vassago's approval shows a thawing of family tensions.]

At the Masquerade

A fashion critic demon: "Schiaparelli costumes, darling! You could just tell by the sheer audacity of it all. The craftsmanship was impeccable. Stolas's costume was so grand, but it was Blitzo’s—subtle yet sharp—that really caught my eye. They were a perfect match." [Context: Recognition of the Schiaparelli style and how it reflects the couple's dynamic.]

An older sinner, to a younger one: "You see that? Stolas, the Prince of Lust, gets the birthday party of a lifetime, not for some big show, but just because his kid wanted to make him happy. It's a reminder that even down here, it's the little things that count. Or maybe it's just that the Goetias are actually getting a grip." [Context: Cynicism mixed with a hint of genuine observation about the changing dynamic.]

A gossip columnist: "The best part? After the party, I saw Stolas holding Blitzo's hand, and his other hand was holding onto a small piece of that cake. The look on his face... he was just so happy. The king of Hell could have given him anything, but it was that simple gesture that got him." [Context: Emphasis on the simple, genuine affection that moved Stolas the most.]

In the Back Alleys

An imp from I.M.P.: "That cake was legit! Best damn cake I've ever had. Blitzo seemed so proud, like he helped make it. All I know is, those rubber ducks were cute as shit, and Stolas looked like he was about to burst into happy tears." [Context: More focus on the party's details, particularly the cake and Blitzo's subtle involvement.]

A background reveler: "I saw him, Stolas, pull Blitzo aside at one point. It looked like he was thanking him, or something. Whatever he said, it made Blitzo grin like a lunatic. It's nice to see, I guess. Less drama, more... whatever this is." [Context: People seeing a moment of private intimacy between the two, indicating a deeper, more peaceful phase in their relationship.]

Headcanons and overheard quotes about Sal and Emily at the party

General Observations

• "I heard that Emily is the only thing that makes Sal drop the 'goth preppy' act. He was so nervous when they first started talking, all 'Yes, of course, absolutely,' and now he just looks at her like she hung the moon".

• "Those two are the definition of 'opposites attract.' The goth preppy Tarantella and the sweet, compassionate seraphim. It's the most scandalous, and most surprisingly wholesome, romance down here in centuries".

• "She was so worried about him not having a good birthday, and he just kept saying how having everyone there was the best gift. But he wouldn't stop staring at her".

Overheard at the buffet

• "I can't believe Emily got him to try the red velvet cake. I thought he only ate things that were black or bitter. She just gave him this look, and he took a bite like it was nothing".

• "Saw the two of them debating over a bowl of rubber duckies. He was arguing about the historical significance of them, and she was just giggling. It was so weird and cute".

Overheard during the talent show

• "When Angel and Husk brought out that cake, Sal was beaming. Then Emily squeezed his hand, and he just leaned into her. Never thought I'd see a Tarantella get so soft".

• "I heard Emily asked Husk to play a special song on the piano, and Sal came over to listen. You could tell how proud Emily was to have all her friends there, and Sal just ate it up".

Overheard amongst the Goetia and hotel residents

• "The way Ipos and Vassago were whispering and pointing at Sal and Emily, you'd think they were watching a sports game. They definitely got some blackmail material".

• "Ozzie looked like a proud grand-demon when he saw Emily and Sal together. He kept telling Bee how Sal was 'so much better than that other boy Emily used to be interested in'".

• "Charlie was so happy that her friends were getting along, she was practically vibrating. And Emily and Sal just looked at her with so much affection".

• "Even Alastor looked a little bit impressed. He made a comment about 'such a charmingly macabre display of affection.' For Alastor, that's practically a love letter".

• "Angel keeps telling everyone he’s going to design their wedding outfits, with custom-made fabrics from Hell. Molly is drawing up sketches already".

Overheard in the corners of the party

• "I hear that Emily's the one who got him to start drinking milk again. He used to hate it, but now she makes him milkshakes and he actually likes them".

• "He even let her put a party hat on him for a picture. A party hat. I don't know who this Sal is, but he's not the same one who captained the Princeton debate team".

• "Apparently he's been teaching her about human history, and she's been teaching him about Heaven and redemption. It's the most ridiculously wholesome thing I've ever heard".

• "Some folks are worried about what could happen with a seraphim and a sinner, but those two just look so happy. Maybe there's a reason they ended up together".

• "I heard Angel tell Husk that Emily's like a soft blanket for Sal's 'goth aesthetic,' and Husk just grumbled and agreed. It's pretty on-brand"

Hell citizens about Angel and Husk's role in the festivities:

On Angel Dust and Husk's gift: the cake

• "That cake! I mean, I've seen some things in Hell, but a seven-layer fudge cake with rubber duckies? That's the most wholesome, ridiculous, and perfect thing those two could have come up with. Angel must've had a blast making it" [0].

• "You could just see the love in that cake. It wasn't some fancy, high-end pastry; it was a home-baked masterpiece. The kind of thing a friend makes for you, not the kind of thing you buy. And the duckies just sealed the deal" [0].

• "I heard Angel spent days on it. Didn't even let Molly or Arackniss near the recipe. He said it had to be a surprise, a perfect gift from him and Husk. And Husk just sat there, occasionally sipping his booze and offering 'constructive criticism' like, 'more fudge,' or 'make the ducks look less dead'" [0].

• "That's how you know it's a real gift. The cake itself was magnificent, but the rubber ducks? Pure Angel Dust. The fact that Lucifer cried... he deserved that pure, unadulterated joy" [0].

On their dynamic at the party

• "Did you see them? Angel was buzzing around like a proud baker, pointing out the different layers of the cake, while Husk just stood off to the side, looking all grumpy like he didn't care. But I saw him. He was watching Stolas, and the small, almost-a-smile on his face when Stolas teared up? Priceless" [0].

• "It's like a comedy act. Angel is all sparkle and energy, and Husk is the long-suffering, sarcastic straight man. But you know they're best friends. The way they presented that cake together, it was a moment" [0].

• "Honestly, I half expected Angel to spike the cake with something, but nope. Just pure, sugary love. It was weirdly touching" [0].

• "I saw Angel trying to get Husk to dance. He kept pulling his arm, and Husk just kept grumbling, 'No,' but you could tell he was fighting a losing battle. My money's on Angel winning that one by the end of the night" [

General party observations

• "This whole party, this hotel... it's a different kind of magic. Most of us are so used to the usual debauchery, but this... it's pure, heartfelt. Angel and Husk bringing a birthday cake for a demon prince? Who'd have thought?" [0].

• "I've always respected Angel for his hustle, but this... it shows a different side. A softer side. The side that makes a cake for his friend's dad. He's got a good soul under all that bravado" [0].

• "The Halloween theme was so extra, but so fitting. And to see the royal family just letting loose with everyone else, playing party games... that's a sight I won't soon forget" [0].

• "It's about time Lucifer got a birthday like that. After all the crap, he deserves all the love in Hell. And he got it, especially from that spider and cat duo" [0].

Hell citizens about Charlie and Vaggie at the hotel party, based on the lore provided:

• "Can you believe it? The Princess of Hell throwing a birthday bash for her old man, and it's actually... nice? Not a single soul was ripped apart. I saw Vaggie holding her hand the whole time, looking prouder than a peacock in a feather contest. It's kind of... heartwarming, and I hate heartwarming stuff."

• "Charlie's over there, beaming like she's about to solve world hunger, and Vaggie's got that look on her face like she'd kill anyone who even thought about ruining her girlfriend's night. I respect it. We all need someone to be our battle-ax."

• "Everyone's talking about the Goetias and the Tarantellas, but did you see the way Charlie and Vaggie were dancing? They weren't trying to be cool or anything, just having a pure, joyful time. Made me wanna get a partner and learn to dance, though I'd probably just step on their toes.

• "Some of us were talking about the Schiaparellis, you know, Desdemona's family. Apparently, they were impressed with the décor and costumes. You don't impress them easily. It must be something about that genuine goodness of Charlie's. Vaggie just gives them the death glare, and that probably helps too."

• "Saw Charlie helping some sinner who'd had too much punch, and Vaggie was right there, checking to make sure the coast was clear. It's a real team effort with those two. Even in a party setting, they're always watching each other's backs."

• "I heard one of the older Goetia siblings, Vassago or something, made a wisecrack about how wholesome the couple is. Vaggie just gave him a look, and he shut right up. I almost fell over laughing. You don't mess with Vaggie's girl."

• "It's not every day you see a couple like that in Hell. Charlie's all optimism and cheer, and Vaggie's the cynical, protective one. They balance each other out perfectly. I guess that's the real magic of the hotel—bringing people together who shouldn't work, but do."

• "There's this one moment I saw them just looking at the party from a balcony, with Charlie's head on Vaggie's shoulder. In a world full of pain and chaos, they find this little bubble of peace. It's actually kind of beautiful."

• "Angel Dust was saying something about how he and Husk worked hard on that cake, and then he made some kind of dirty joke. Vaggie just rolled her eyes, but Charlie actually giggled. It's funny how they each react differently to the weirdness of their friends."

• "Everyone's used to seeing the princesses of Hell as these distant, powerful figures. But Charlie and Vaggie... they seem so normal. Like a couple you'd see at a regular party, just happy to be together. Maybe the hotel's on to something." [0, 4]