May 10, 2024
Eli: You think you know it all, don't you?
Cole: Actually I know only one thing: Aiden made only ONE joke his entire life.
Cole: And it's talking to me right now.
Eli:
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Eli: You think you know it all, don't you?
Cole: Actually I know only one thing: Aiden made only ONE joke his entire life.
Cole: And it's talking to me right now.
Eli:
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Aiden: I thought I asked you to watch them.
Young Eli: I did.
Aiden, points at an injured Landon: Really?
Eli: Yeah.
Eli: I watched him jump off the roof and break his arm.
Aiden:
Landon: Can I set that house on fire?
Levi: No!
Landon: Can I kill that-
Levi: No!
Brandon:
Levi: Go ahead. Ask something so I can tell you no too.
Brandon: Can I-
Levi: No.
Brandon: -go do my chores?
Levi: Wait-
Brandon: Thanks!!!
Aiden: I don't need everyone's help.
Elsa: Look, Aiden, you're stubborn and that's an adorable quality. But do you wanna know what's not an adorable quality?
Ronan: Acne.
Elsa: Being dead.
Ronan: Yep, being dead.
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Cole: Welcome to the "Fuck Eli King" support group, where we all gather here monthly to give a collective "fuck you" to him.
Cole: Before we start, let's hear a few special words from our newest member.
Ava: *visibly sweating* So..... I may have misunderstood.
Cole: Ariella, what do you want for Christmas?
Ariella: Uhm, a dragon.
Cole: That's abit far fetched, think of something else.
Ariella: Ah, then Remi Astor.
Cole: ......What colour do you want your fucking dragon to be?
Cole: Why are your tongues purple?
Ava: Because I had a blue slushie.
Eli: And I had a red one.
Cole: *glares* *ready to attack Eli*
Eli: Calm, down we just decided to mix them.
Cole: Okay.
Eli, smirking: Then we made out.