"no balls no claws"

grey-paw is such a fanboycat over all the other cats as exposition and it's hilarious (he was my favorite back then, and still is now) also, not grey-paw fanboying over a rival clan's deputy that just died.

this is book one. this is read by elementary students.

"ah yes, cat racism"

Bluestar is Dumbledore frfr for hiring messed up characters to teach children.

final named characters kill count: 4 (that I noticed)

final kill count (named and unnamed): undetermined (including cat children)

amount of attempted murders on cat minors by cat adults: 7 (at least)

the phrase "Let all cats old enough to catch their own prey gather here beneath the Highrock for a Clan meeting" smacked me in the face back into elementary school.

and last but not least: