FOR REAL, THESE GUYS ARE...
(drumroll)
CA-A-A-A-A-A-AATS! ! !
WHAT a GOOD WAY to START the DAY or even END IT, WHATEVS! ! !
AFTER SUCH A TRACK, I DON'T GIVA *BEEEEP* NO MORE, B
I DON'T EVEN GIVE A FLYIN' *BEEEEP* OR A RAT'S *BEEEEP*
DIGGIN' DIS SMOOTH BANGER, ME TOO, I MAY-FOR-SURE TURN INTO A LEGIT SPEAKEAZY LOUNGE KAT and, FROM MY WINDOW, DECLARE TO THA HOOD:
MEOOOOW! ! (BANGERAAAANG! !)
...
A'IGHT TUMBLR STAFF, YEAH, I ADMIT IT, I'M IMPOLITE!
BUT BEFORE OUSTING ME, HEAR ME OUT FOR A SEC, C'MAWWN! !
...SERIOUSLY C'MON, CHECK ME OUT, I'm CUTE 'n' ALL...
HAVEN'T Y'ALL tawt YOUSE taw a PUDDY TAT?! ! C'MAWWN! ! !
LISTEN TO ME:
I'M LIKE, yousee?! TOADALLY POZZESSED, RIGHT NOW, yousee?!
D-DIS TRACK GOT A BEEF WITH ME, yousee?! — TAWDALLY! !
I-I MEAN, DIS TRACK IS THA SHIT! U CATCH MY DRIFT?
IT's STAINLESS, Man...
??? ←realizing that sounds iffy lol
well-i-mean, IT's STILL THA SHIT but...
bu-but, It's THE KIND THAT'S ODORLESS AND DON'T LEAVE ANY STAINS, U DIG?
...WORD! !
...NO STAINS, PINKY PROMISE!
MY WORD IS MY BOND, CUZ!
(yousee?!) ←DEMONIC TELEPATHIC SHIT lol
Do youse DIG ME or WHAT? C'MON, I'M CUTE! !
GOD FORBID!
CALL ME "LEGION", FOR WE ARE MANY AND DOWN!
