#eldritch au

Thinking about Eldritch BurningCheese

Golden Cheese, who has a massive king sized bed to herself suddenly having to share with her not-lover centicat that somehow takes up the whole bed plus her lap, like??

PV is home with the kids, SM is out for the day, taking a much needed break from raising their lovely but rambunctious kids. When he hears a knock on the door. He checks the peep hole, making sure it isn’t a certain cult leader who knows that PV has the police on speed dial by now. And it’s not. Instead, it’s a very lovely looking woman, silvery hair that looks like the purest milk, a smile that could warm the coldest hearts, and soft blue eyes.

She introduces herself as First Milk and mentions she just moved in across the way. PV lets her in after a minute and she’s absolutely lovely! Great with kids, even brought cookies, and is the sweetest person the run thin professor has ever met. Shadow Milk is absolutely stunned to find her mother sitting on their couch and talking with her husband.

Starlight Vanilla was asleep.

Which was noteworthy because he'd been going through sleep regression for the past two months and refused to nap!

"What did you say your name was, again?" Pure Vanilla asked.

"First Milk." The woman smiled at him. She held a sleeping Starlight Vanilla in her arms and rubbed his back soothingly.

"Well, First Milk, you are officially a friend of the Vanilla house." Pure Vanilla chuckled and handed her the cup of tea he'd promised.

First Milk smiled and accepted the cup.

Just then, Azure Vanilla came back from her day out.

"Mama!!" Pure Starberry ran up to her.

Azure Vanilla sighed, but smiled and bent down to scoop her up, "How's my precious stardust? Did you behave for daddy to...day..?" she trailed off as she took in the scene in front of her.

Her husband stood by the couch, smiling his insufferable smile. And her son was napping (actually napping!!) —

In her mother's arms.

"Azure," Pure Vanilla smiled, "Meet our new neighbor —,"

Azure Vanilla held her daughter a little tighter, "Hello, mother."

Pure Vanilla blinked in shock and looked at First Milk.

Doughael was ordered by the courts to stay away from Pure Vanilla's house and family.

That's fine.

They're not their target anyways. They're after Pure Vanilla.

Unfortunately, the first time they try to approach Pure Vanilla, it's while he's out with his two "sons" getting them fitted for new summer clothes. The older one seems uninterested, but the little one is easily distracted and excitable.

They try to follow Pure Vanilla into a store, but a bus-load of ladies happen to be exiting the store as they're entering, so Doughael gets stuck holding the door.

The second time they try to approach, Pure Vanilla is alone on the campus. His office door is open and he's charting something on a wall.

Just as Doughael sets themselves to walk into his office a janitor trips while pushing their cart and a whole bucket of dirty mop water spills and they slip.

The third time, Pure Vanilla is walking to the local cafe with his two daughters. The older one is skipping ahead of him, and the little one is toddling along slowly alongside Pure Vanilla.

They try to cross the road to confront Pure Vanilla but a crashed car driver suddenly panics as all of his product (chickens) go flapping and clucking down the street.

Right towards them.

"Is that the weird Master Shadow Milk wanted us about?" Candy Apple looks up at Pure Vanilla, who sighs heavily.

Pure Vanilla going slightly (EXTREMELY) crazy while researching wooden dollhouses. Why is he doing this exactly? Well you see, Shadow Milk made the kids all dolls last Christmas (including Black Sapphire, who said he's too old for dolls. It sleeps in the same bed as him), and Starlight got sad the dolls are stuck living in a toy box instead of a house...

He's been at this since Friday... today's Wednesday (dollhouse shopping for 12inch dolls is surprisingly hard. I would know, I'm currently doing just that. It kinda sucks).

Azure Vanilla wraps her arms around his shoulders as he's bent over the latest toy catalog, "What're you doing, love?" She kisses the top of his head.

"I'm looking for a dollhouse."

"Think we need more space?" She asks coyly.

Pure Vanilla breaks out of his spell to smile and turn to place a hand on her swollen stomach, "Perhaps..." then he sighs and rests his head on her chest, "Starlight expressed how sad he was that all the dolls live in the toy box."

Azure Vanilla hums and nods understandingly. She begins to run her perfectly manicured nails through his hair.

"I just want our children to be happy." He looks up at her.

"You know I could create them a dollhouse, right?" She asks, raising an eyebrow.

"I know." He kisses her stomach, "But You already do so much for the children —," he grins as she yelps in surprise when he pulls her down onto his lap, "I wanted to do something as well."

Azure Vanilla purses her lips and allows him to nibble on her neck, teasing the second mouth hidden behind the black choker, "Hmmm," she hums contentedly, "Fine. But don't say I never offered."

If push came to shove, he'd just build the dollhouse himself.

Eldritch Shadow Milk was given a blind healer as a gift by his worshipers after he corrupted. He very much liked this healer to a degree he would never admit. He always thought about what it would be like to see him raise their children, see his healer make him a family, see his healer with him forever.

And now that he has a family sometimes when he's tired and his magic fluctuates he looks at Pure Vanilla and for a moment thinks it's his little healer. But his healer would be long dead by now, right?

A LONG FORGOTTEN LOVE REINCARNATED PERHAPS??? 👀👀👀

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The town doesn't remember a time before Pure Vanilla took a wife. Those that think too hard about it find their memories are fuzzy, filled with static. Where Pure Vanilla once stood alone, his wife now stood beside him.

And that was by design.

Shadow Milk didn't want to "spend time" "socializing" with people to make his role more fulfilling. He was full and filled plenty by Pure Vanilla.

Lady Azure Vanilla, his human form, became more and more like a second skin than his perceivable godly form. Even though it sometimes exhausted her to maintain it for so long, the twins were still too little for her to shed it safely (and believe me, she tried. That was how Starlight Vanilla ended up deaf).

Pure Vanilla entered their bedroom one evening and dropped heavily onto the bed beside her, "The twins are, officially, in bed."

"Asleep?" She mumbled, face half buried into her pillow. The twins had really tested her ever-benevolent patience today (Pure Starberry was going through a picky-eater phase and Starlight Vanilla was going through a no-naps phase). So the second Pure Vanilla had gotten home, she told him it was HIS turn to parent them. She'd wanted to go hunting, to find a soul to corrupt and feast on. Instead, she'd gone up to their room and dropped like a lead weight onto their bed.

And that's where she stayed throughout supper, bath time, and bedtime.

"Mhm." Pure Vanilla hummed sleepily.

Azure Vanilla rolled over to look at her husband — her eyes widened in shock. "Healer..?"

For the briefest moment, time and space flickered to another time. Another place.

Healer laid on his back, arms folded over his stomach, and hands clasped together. He breathed deeply in his sleep. His pale gold hair laid in messy tresses around him like a halo.

"My precious Healer." Shadow Milk's voices gurgled and purred, "My beloved sacrifice." The true sacrifice had been the village that had sacrificed the blind man. They should've known better than to trust the God of Deceit.

Azure Vanilla blinked and she was back in her bedroom.

Pure Vanilla's eyes were closed. His hands were clasped over his stomach, and his breaths were growing heavier as sleep began to claim him. His short pale gold hair was splayed around his pillow like a halo.

Azure Vanilla scooted closer to his side, using her magic to undress them both.

Pure Vanilla instinctively wrapped an arm around her and turned to kiss her forehead, "You're wonderful, my love." He whispered.

Azure Vanilla turned his head by his chin and captured his lips in a kiss.

Pure Vanilla sighed with relief and kissed her back.

"My husband..?" Her second mouth spoke for her.

"Hmm? Yes, my wife?" Pure Vanilla hummed against her lips.

Shadow Vanilla — Azure Milk couldn't quite tell where they were. Time and space were bending and twisting in on themselves without a rider to rein them back in.

Azure Vanilla felt Healer's hands on her hips. Shadow Milk felt Pure Vanilla's lips on his. Azure Vanilla spread her legs for Pure Vanilla. Shadow Milk begged Healer for another child.

Pure Vanilla was all too willing to give his wife everything she wanted, "I, Pure Vanilla," he whispered into her star dusted skin, "Vow myself to you, Shadow Milk. Lady Azure, God of Deceit and Chaos, my beautiful wife, wonderful mother to our children." Each title was a loving thrust that blurred the lines between now and then.

Azure Vanilla dug her nails into his back, desperately clinging to the sacrifice that never was and the husband she was always meant to have.

Pure Vanilla worshipped both mouths, whispering his devotion to the hidden, godly parts of her. Whispering vows that another had whispered once upon a time half in fear and half in reverence.

Healer. Pure Vanilla.

Azure Vanilla could close her eyes and pretend her first sacrifice was the one plowing into her, pinning her to their bed, and spilling his seed within her womb.

Height comparisons for Eldritch AU part 2

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