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i just read through five poptarts and his sister fics in a row
much crying much sadness
My HC’s why Thomas loves poptarts so much, in order of most believable to self indulgent notes app confession.
1 - he just REALLY loves Poptarts man. Like, a normal amount, it’s just his fav snack. He ate more than 1 one time and Mckinley said “wow you rlly like Poptarts that should be your name !!” And Thomas was like “yeah :}” (I mean Mormon’s LOVE sugar they have dirty sodas and Crumble Cookie I don’t think it’s a stretch)
2 - it was his sisters fav food, they always had sleepovers and ate a bunch together until their stomachs hurt, she had them for breakfast every morning and when she was sad he’d make her some. She even still ate them right before she died. After she passed away, he ate them as a way of comfort, sort’ve to assuage the guilt of not being there when she died, but all it did was remind himself of her.
3 - he REALLLY likes Poptarts. He wears Poptarts deodorant, Poptarts underwear , he has a Poptarts themed tie. His blood is Poptarts, his tears are Poptarts, he shits Poptarts, his brain cells are Poptarts.
4 - he got his nickname before the mission because he was obsessed with them as a kid. All the kids in his hometown called him Chris Poptarts. He grew to hate this name because that’s ALL people call him now. It somehow carried over into their mission since him and Mckinley went to the same MTC so he heard through the grapevine, and then it caught on with the Elder’s. He hates this but pretends he doesn’t because he wants to “keep the peace.” Doesn’t even like being seen near a Poptart anymore.
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@elderchristopher-thomas Are you feeling okay, Elder Thomas? Elder Church was asking about you a few days ago, and I wanted to check in and see if you were doing alright
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elder thomas’ favourite poptart flavour is the frosted strawberry flavour
Hello!
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My name is Elder Christopher Thomas (but the other Elders call me Elder Poptarts, because i love them so much! :D). I am a missionary for the Church of Jesus Chirst of Latter Day Saints!
I made this account just for funsies. I saw Elder Mckinley on here so I thought well gosh darn it that seems fun! (If you see this, HI CONNOR! :DD)
I think Elder Price is here too? @elder-kevinprice
If you want to ask about the church or anything else in particular, im all ears and im aaaaalll answers! :D
MY cutest handsomenst best most amazing boyfriend is on here too! @elder-james-church !!! Give his account a visit!!!
#elder poptarts answers - answering asks!
#elder poptarts reblogs - reblogging posts!
#elder poptarts talks - text posts!
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( @freaknix is the owner of this account so yes OKAY hi hello everyone this is my first roleplay account be gentle okay okay AND YOU CAN SEND ANY ASKS i dont wanna bother to put up rules but anything is allowed okaybokay just be nice to him he is sensitive. if you dont like my poptarts design I will cry. ANYWAY I SHIP CHUCHTARTS SO YEAH YOU CAN ASK ABOUT THAT )
+i might take a while to reply with a drawing...and my artstyle might change from a drawing to another so please be nice ok i can reply with text quick ok if you dont like my characterization talk to me on my main ok love you
++ heavily inspired off of @elderconnor-mckinley aka @squ3akerp33ker. hope thats okay!
(Hey! Important headcanon: Poptarts is a hypochondriac)
CONFESSION POST: #churchtarts fucking finally
Fellas may i propose... Schrader/Thomas...?
Thats it. Thats all. Goodbye for like 6 months again