#el capitano

Captain Curly = 1. Don’t know how he manages it. The slop the company gives us is at least 70% more cement mix than toothpaste and yet somehow he’s managed to keep those pearly whites totally unblemished his entire career. They’ve actually blinded some of us on prior occasion.

Daisuke = 3.

Gotta admit, whatever rich-people babysitters this kid’s parents hooked him up with, they at least knew how to keep his health in check. Although for whatever reason, his breath ALWAYS smells like some kind of energy drink even after he’s brushed. Think it qualifies as a medical concern, but nobody ever seems to acknowledge it.

Nurse Anya = 3.

Not much to say. She takes care of herself about as well as a woman can on this scrap heap of a ship.

Jimmy = 4.