Yay polycule of pan robot is done heehee
Tape 2 ~~~~~~ [EGOTASTIC]!
You wake up from your lovely nap. Not as lovely as your lovely lady, of course. You wonder were she is. Right? Of course. And as if some coincidence, she came to see you again today. You are more than happy.
You give a hug you gave your f-[creator] back then, models ago. To a human, you would have a little smile on your face. To a robot, however...
"YOU HAVE ARRIVED. IT IS WONDERFUL TO SEE YOU."
You seemed more enthusiastic. Other sappy things come out of your speaker or whatever lets out your high beeping voice.
"LOVELY DAY, ISN'T IT? SWEET."
you are much much smarter than they believe. Your vision is better. You look better (debatable). You are just.. better, aren't you?
She nods her head, her smile mirroring yours without any exaggeration. Ladies are always calm, you would have thought if you didn't hear that once from across your workplace when she was here in the first place. (Insert photo of Ceroba being mad at him.) haha. You rhymed place with place.
You pick her up like a princess (or a dusty prince) and carry her around. Thankfully the ground is not like human roadworks. You practically skate gracefully along the floors gracefully. It felt like a dance between you both. With her, you feel like your life has gotten better than seconds ago, or minutes. You don't exactly know.
Ah well, it's time. You know. To get back to work! For you, it is easy. All you do is make sure everyone is doing everything right and is consistent, you thought.
Of course he is working hard. So loyal. You would give him a sweet raise, but you don't have money on you ever. One of your workers does, but she (VENDY) doesn't like to share with you. You would try to cry about being more poor than your own employee, but that is a waste of time. Well, you actually don't pay any of your employees. Maybe she could do it, but she always refused to give you food. How does he even deal with her [shig]???
He works very hard. Works to the bone. Online all hours. Only off when everything stops. Probably an insomniac too. Is he okay? You never really thought much. Robots are meant to be workaholics. So why is it only noticeable when he works so hard and everyone else is laid back. The hard working is honestly a bit unnecessary, considering there aren't really any rules here anymore unless you establish them.
Whatever keeps the place running.
You sat her down. Her lighting up, you can see her wondering what it's like to be a leader. You say a private opinion of yourself. What did you say? Something like "IT IS HONESTLY BETTER TO BE A FOLLOWER. TRUST ME.", "YOU ARE UNDER PROTECTION.", "NOT A SINGLE SCAR COULD REACH YOU.", "I WILL PROTECT YOU"??? You little sap.
She watches you and watch them. You think that everything is okay and decide to stick with her for a bit...
OH NOOOOOO. NO. NO. YOU COULD BARELY BELIEVE YOUR OWN EYES. You look down, everywhere. Everywhere except you is a mess '[ ! ] you don't know how this guy [NEVER CLEANS HIS SHIG] it's insane. You want to beat him up and pin him against the wall so bad. ... okay, too much.
Eh. You know what to do (get back to work? Not yet.). You slowly ready the volume in your voice to a blazing 100% volume. No one can handle your loud voice. No one except- [scream sound effect] '[!!!!!!]
"ARE YOU [freak]ING KIDDING ME?? HOW DO I EVEN DEAL WITH YOU???? (SORRY CUTE-CHIP.)" you wish you could fire him, but no one could exactly leave this place at the moment. Got to make these guys useful. Soooooooo exhausting...
He's so ... ANNOYING... but you cannot get rid of him...
Maybe the others are... more worth checking on.....