#ecooli

(he-him/they-them)

Iraida Epulosis, Jill Spermbanker, Kathy Alt-J, Megan Ecooli

no thats not creepy at all in fact this is going public because i'm excited about the fact that someone actually checked to see if i had a tagged/me

I bet you think you’re real fuckin cute. I bet you think the sun shines out of your asshole and you’re king or queen of the world. Let me tell you something. I am not a game. I’ll take my laptop to those lovely laptop computer geeks I love, and not only will They fix it, I will have them track the goddamn source, and I will train myself in sniping, because I’m already a trained kick boxer, and I will pull some Colombiana shit and kill other ppl that like to make viruses and fuck with innocent peoples lives, and each time it will be closer and closer to your area code. But I won’t stop there. I will simultaneously fuck with your psyche. I’ll move your shit around, take your left shoe but leave the right one so you’ll never wear that pair again. I’ll pay that boy or girl that you’ve been liking to go out with you and have a beautiful year long relationship and then get someone with herpes and crabs to come in and kiss your mouth and genitalia. And finally when you think it’s as bad as it can get, I’m gonna ruin your home. Did you not real my last long text post hacker/virus maker? There’s a reason ppl don’t fuck with me, you inverted asshole. At the age of two I purposely took a shit and wiped it on my moms walls and used the wall as toilet paper to clean my ass because she pissed me off. And guess what. I’m gonna do that to your home. I’m gonna grab my baby cousin and wait for them to shit and then I’m gonna wipe it on everything you love. Ima wipe it on the fridge door handle. Ima wipe it on your bed and pillows. Everything. I’m gonna steal your pet. I’m gonna break all your computers that you use to hack into other peoples computers and fuck up. And then I’m gonna leave a note taped to your door. And it’s gonna say, this is just a warning. Quit making viruses and fucking up people’s computers and hacking people. And if you don’t, do you know what I’m gonna do next? I’m going to injure you. I’m gonna give you paper cuts and squeeze lemon and salt and germ x in them and then with my latex covered finger I’m gonna rub it in. Everyday. And I’m gonna add more and more paper cuts each day until your whole body is just papercuts and lemon and salt and germ x. And when you finally get my point and know that the only way to escape me is to go to hell, I hope when you get there the Devil gives you a nice warm comfy bed. I hope he blesses you with a nice fancy laptop. I pray he gives you the wifi password and let’s you make your own profile on netflix. I wish for him to allow you to watch your favorite show, a show you’ve been interested in for awhile. And I hope it turns on and you get into the middle of the episode and it’s the climax and you’re about to find out what’s real in that show, and while you’re enthralled I hope he slowly starts to strip and slide into bed with you. And I hope you just happen to be comfortable enough to just be in your underwear. And right when the character you adore comes onto the screen to bust that climax wide open, I hope the devil sticks his virus covered penis right through your underwear straight to your bootyhole with no lube and your laptop blacks out just like mine does everytime I get to an important part of my show because you wanna fuck with me. And then I hope he holds his virus covered large penis inside you while the computer comes back on, and you sign back into netflix, and you start watching your show again and you think everything is fine and he is ever so slowly while you don’t notice is sliding his dick out of your anus. And as the show comes to a climax again I hope he slams into your bootyhole and the laptop is simultaneous with his thrusts and blacks out again. And I hope this happens for all eternity as you go watch your favorite movies and shows, and movies and shows you haven’t seen yet and are finally getting to watch for the rest of your miserable afterlife you filthy unwashed demon pig cunt.

memeaghan please