Jan 13, 2024
Hi Naff! Ok, but if Humpback Y/N is rizzier of them all, then who is the most absolute rizzless Y/N out there? Like, just a pathetic wet cat of a Y/N? Like
Orca!Eclipse, who's been looking at Y/N trying to do something and failing miserably for the last 30 minutes, now laying face down in the snow crying: I need you so bad.
Beluga Y/N! They are just not one with the Rizzoli but gosh do they try. They really do. Eclipse still thinks they're adorable when they fail with a flirt.
#They're just a soppy wet cat if said cat was already in the ocean#beluga is just trying to survive and maybe sing a little song#beluga y/n: hey eclipse are you a snowman--no wait im a snowman and my heart--wait--my heart melts because im a snowman... im *not* a snowma#eclipse: ...what#beluga y/n: i dont remember anymore#apex polarity#beluga!reader
