#easter chocolate

Konan: Aw, Dei, what a thoughtful gesture!

Deidara: *shrugs* Danna says I have to start being nicer to everyone or he’s cutting me off, hm.

Zetsu: Cutting you off from what?

Itachi, biting into his chocolate: If you have to ask, it’s not relevant for you.

Hidan: *comes into the room* What are you fuckers doing?

Deidara: Celebrating Easter, man. Here — *holds out a rabbit to him* Happy Holidays!

Hidan:

Hidan: “Happy Holidays”? What the fuck are we celebrating? A fake God coming out of his hidey-hole after three days? So WHAT?! I die practically every goddamn day and it doesn’t take me some pussy-ass three days to come back! 

Hidan: *swats the chocolate out of Deidara’s hand* Fuck you, fuck your chocolate, fuck your fake god, fuck the Easter Bunny! *storms out*

Kisame: Goodness, that was extreme, even for him. What do you think is his problem?

Kakuzu: He’s just upset because everybody forgot his birthday a few days ago.

The Akatsuki:

Konan: … Oh my God, I feel horrible …

Itachi: Kakuzu, why didn’t you remind us? Or did you forget as well?

Kakuzu: I didn’t forget; I simply didn’t want to shell out money for a gift. And seeing as how payday isn’t until next week, I didn’t want any of you asking for advances to buy him a gift either.