The Third Party with Lion Kaminski - Headcanons
notes: i was bored af so i imagined lion in these fucked up situations. that's all.
Third Party!Lion who couldn't help but fall in love with his sister-in-law no matter how hard he tried.
Third Party!Lion who remembered everything you ever said you liked.
Third Party!Lion who hated the way Stan talked about you.
Third Party!Lion who paled every time a Stan treated you badly in front of him.
Third Party!Lion who made you cry the first time you kissed because of how guilty you felt.
Third Party!Lion who always fucked you like a starving man who had been deprived of it for a long time, having little experience with girls while you fucked him like you'd never come in your life
Third Party!Lion who made you realize that an orgasm wasn't something very difficult to achieve when you hadn't come in a very long time even though you were having sex frequently with his brother.
Third Party!Lion who now endures Stan's humiliations with more patience, since he knows something his brother doesn't.
Third Party!Lion who can't help but look at you and smile while sitting in the living room with you and Stan after his brother mocked him for being a loser with girls.
Third Party!Lion who is pleased to discovers that, according to Stan, you were never a very affectionate girl when you can't tear yourself away from him when you're alone.
Third Party!Lion who is fed up with his brother's humiliations, sometimes blurs the line between his love for you and his desire to get a little revenge on Stan.
Third Party!Lion who when he doesn't give a shit about anything anymore, starts behaving more shamelessly towards you.
Third Party!Lion who casually walks behind you and touches your ass before continuing on his way when Stan's back isn't looking.
Third Party!Lion who saw you drop a glass on the floor, breaking it into a thousand pieces "unintentionally," the time Stan asked him if he still liked that blonde girl from the gym.
Third Party!Lion who after a private jealous outburst, confronted you and told you that you couldn't complain since you were cheating on his brother with him.
Third Party!Lion who almost chokes on his food when Stan confesses to him that he wants to propose to you.
Third Party!Lion who provokes you by putting his hand on your thigh under the table every time the three of you go to dinner together.
Third Party!Lion who sneaks off with you to any room at some friend's party, while Stan looks for you everywhere.
Third Party!Lion who fantasizes about leaving marks on your neck for Stan to find (you forbade it)
Third Party!Lion who got terribly upset when one of your friends saw a hickey on your neck and started teasing you about Stan when he was the real accidental author of that mark.
Third Party!Lion who oscillates between love and hate towards his brother.
Third Party!Lion who when he gets fed up with his brother, insists on fucking you in the bed you share with Stan to alleviate his anger.
Third Party!Lion who feels immense guilt every time Stan motivates him to fight by telling him how special he is.
Third Party!Lion who feels less guilt about being in love with you when Stan turns around to look at the butts of every girl he passes when he's walking with him.
Third Party!Lion who always hopes that one day you'll break up with Stan.
Third Party!Lion who sends you a spicy text while watching you open it carefully so Stan doesn't see.
Third Party!Lion whose face lit up when a random person told him that you two made a cute couple.
Third Party!Lion who more than once has been on the verge of opening his mouth every time Stan pushed him to the limit.
Third Party!Lion who internally hates feeling Stan's cheap perfume on you.
Third Party!Lion who knew he wasn't the one to judge who deserved whom, couldn't help but constantly think that Stan didn't deserve you, but that he did.
Third Party!Lion who is your friend with benefits and without the benefit to always have you.
Third Party!Lion who stole kisses from you when Stan went to get something from the next room.
Third Party!Lion who never understood what you saw in Stan.
Third Party!Lion who lives cursing fate for not having met you first (not that it would have prevented him from doing anything)
Third Party!Lion who takes cute pictures of you two with his phone because you can't have them on yours.
Third Party!Lion who gives you a better birthday present than Stan.
Third Party!Lion who would die to escape with you to any part of the world.
Third Party!Lion who wants to correct Stan every time he says something wrong about you that he knows better, but keeps his mouth shut.
Third Party!Lion who tells you he loves you with his lips without making a sound every time you meet his gaze across the room while no one else is watching.
Third Party!Lion who suffers every time he has to leave because he hates having to leave you with Stan.
Third Party!Lion who loves everything about you, says Stan you should change.
Third Party!Lion who drowns all his frustration at having to share you, by hitting the punching bag until his hands tremble.
Third Party!Lion who while fucking you asks you things like "can he make you feel like this?" or saying things like "he doesn't know how you like it"
Third Party!Lion who would never make you choose, even though he'd die inside if you chose him.
Third Party!Lion who hates it when you tell him he deserves someone better than you.
Third Party!Lion who eats your pussy all night when Stan says doing that is disgusting.
Third Party!Lion who loves having something of yours in his apartment, no matter how small (let's pretend he can afford an apartment for himself instead of sharing one with Stan).
Third Party!Lion who fucks you hard so that the next day Stan asks you why the hell you can't sit properly.
Third Party!Lion who tries to hide his smile when you accidentally mistake Stan's name for his own.
Third Party!Lion who dreams of being a father and cried when you had a pregnancy scare, imagining that maybe it could be his baby.
Third Party!Lion who pretends that it doesn't hurt him enormously to carry weight of the fact that the love of his life is dating his brother.
Third Party!Lion who always has to patiently wait for his piece of you.
