Briar couldn’t find a pillow🫣 I’m obsessed with them I can’t lie, they’re so cute, we love the soft angst but Apple disagrees (who’s surprised? A princess and a villain???? Should be illegal tbh)
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I think one of Ever After High's biggest problems is the lack of characters and/or the lack of commitment to the rebel and royals tension. (Also this is coming from someone who has only really watched what's on Netflix. I have seen everything but I have just watched the Netflix specials wayyyyy more)
But what I mean by that is there will be moments when our main characters will be really hostile towards each other. Like during Legacy Day when all the royals were booing at Raven for not signing the book. Or the cafeteria fight after Legacy Day. Which makes a ton of sense for the plot of EAH. However, there are also a lot of moments when the rebels and royals are friendly with each other. That doesn't make a ton of sense when compared with the two instances I mentioned earlier. An example of this would be in Briar's Study Party, where they are all studying and dancing together. I just think it's strange. Also I'm not really thinking about Apple in all of this. She feels like a special case. I'm more so thinking about Briar, Ashlynn, Dexter, Blondie, Daring.
So I think in order to remedy this there are two options. Maybe even three. I'm also going to be focus on the royals more in this because I think my problems really lie with them.
Option 1: add more side characters that are the hostile ones during scenes like Legacy Day and the cafeteria fight. (Specifically royals) That way, our main characters like Brair and Ashlynn don't seem fake when interacting with characters like Raven, Maddie or Cedar outside of the scenes.
Option 2: make the royal characters specifically be mean/rude/hostile whatever to the rebels all the time. Some ways I would incorporate it into scenes already present in the show would be: when Apple and Raven are going to find a new mirror (which they go to all royals) have the royals they go to be curt with Raven. Or the look on their faces turns into a frown whenever they see her. So we can keep up the rebel vs royal and make it seem more believable.
Option 3: make the royal vs rebel tension a complete facade. A facade they only keep up around teachers or their parents. I guess one could potentially make an argument that this is kinda what the show is doing already, but not really. Because you have characters like Blondie who does everything to be consider a royal or Apple's whole thing she's got going on. It's obvious that the tension is truly there, especially with scenes like the cafeteria fight who would they have been pretending for? There were no teachers or parents there. They genuinely were fighting. So in order to make if feel like a facade I would have a scene where characters admit that they don't feel any hostility towards the other side but feel as though they need to act like they do. That would explain scenes like the booing at Legacy Day. And if you put some teachers in the cafeteria when the fight happened, it would also make more sense. But just to make it a little more interesting I would have scenes with the rebels feelings being hurt. Like Raven feeling absolutely awful after Legacy Day and refusing to talk to Dexter afterward because he was booing too. Also this pretending would primarily fall with the royals because I feel like it benefits them the most but we can have some scenes were the rebels do it too.
But those are my thoughts on that. I've always thought the characters' relationship was weird. Ever since I was a little kid. Also this is not a complaint about the show. I love this show so so so so much. It's one of my favorites ever.
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(some of the) eah rebel students as incorrect quotes
Cedar: Are we really going to let Raven keep Cerise?
Kitty: We kept Maddie.
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Maddie: Awww, why don't you like cats, Raven? They're just snuggly buddies! They have toe beans! They make a little blep! What's not to love??
Raven: I don't know Maddie, I just prefer to be conscious instead of dead on the floor.
Maddie:
Raven: I'm ALLERGIC.
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Kitty: Isn’t it weird that we can’t ride any other animal except horses. Like if horses weren’t a thing, humans would be fucked cause we couldn’t ride any other animals. Like riding animals wouldn’t really be a thing. We should probably be more grateful to horses.
Maddie: Elephants.
Kitty: Blocked.
Cerise: Camels.
Kitty: Extra blocked.
Cedar: Donkeys.
Kitty: Ultra blocked.
Raven: That dick.
Kitty: ...Followed.
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Raven, looking at a dead phone: How do we bring this thing back to life? Magic? Live sacrifice? I know a guy in town-
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Maddie: *gets a text* Oh! It’s Kitty.
Cerise, excitedly: Did they get me the stuff?
Maddie: Yeah, they say they got you the clown costume, the power drill, and 12 gallons of blood.
Cerise: Wow! Where’d they find 12 gallons of fake blood?
Maddie: You wanted fake blood?
Cerise:
Maddie: I’ll go call Kitty.
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Headmaster Grimm: Raven, I’ve left a letter telling your mother not to worry—
Raven: She won’t.
Headmaster Grimm: that you’re safe—
Raven: That’ll just depress her.
Headmaster Grimm: —and you’ll see her in a few weeks.
Raven: Do I have to?
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Kitty: Guys, there’s a monster under my bed and it’s really ugly.
Cerise, on the bottom bunk: Honestly, fuck you.
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Maddie: How would you like your tea?
Cedar: As dark as my soul.
Maddie: Got it, one cup of milk coming right up!
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*at 3am*
Kitty: *runs into Cerise’s room and turns on the light* Wake up sleepyhead!
Cerise: *wakes up* Dude!
Kitty: *cackles*
Raven: *sits up from where they were sleeping behind Cerise* What the fuck, Kitty?
Kitty: *jaw drops* Wait WHAT-
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Maddie: YOU CHEATED!
Cerise: So did my dad, but hey, my mom knew it all and even sorted out their wedding, so what’s the problem?
Cedar: I… can confirm that that actually happened.
Maddie: …What.
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Kitty: Hey, Cerise, have you thought about having children?
Cerise: ...
Cerise: Does looking over you and the others not seem like I already do? Because I promise you, it sure feels like it.
Kitty: But we're not childr-
Cerise, already distracted: MADDIE, PUT THE FIRE DOWN!
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Cerise: Maddie just said "I have an appetite for destruction" and then they reached down and untied my shoe.
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Cedar: You ever see something that changes your life and you're just like "huh.."
Raven: I saw you.
Cedar: Honestly that's so cute and sweet but it kinda makes this awkward because I was gonna show you a picture of Cerise in a turkey costume.
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Cedar: Did it hurt when you fell-
Kitty: From heaven? Wow, I didn’t think you were such a flirt-
Cedar: No, I meant when you fell down the stairs.
Kitty: ...
Cedar: You just laid there for 15 minutes.
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Maddie: Raven, I rebuke thee! I rebuke thee!
Raven: Rebuke? Is that a word?
Maddie: You have all invoked my fury! You will all pay recompense for your transgressions!
Raven: What, you got like a word-a-day calendar or something?
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Cedar: Plants have feelings too?! What is this? Now I can't have food!
Cerise: You can eat a rock.
Raven: Air.
Kitty: The fabric of time and space.
Maddie: Chugging a bottle of bleach can solve all your problems.
Cedar: You guys are not helpful.
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Cedar: So anyways have y'all seen Maddie?
Cerise: I think they went in Kitty's room 'studying'.
Raven: Doubt that. I heard groans there.
*Meanwhile in Kitty's room*
Maddie & Kitty, fighting:
