Doctor Who: The Reality War
WELL THAT WAS THE MOST INSANE EPISODE OF DOCTOR WHO I'VE EVER SEEN.
I'm going to try and have coherent thoughts because I have literally been laughing non stop since Billie Piper appeared, but like okay! I will try and stay sane enough to have thoughts for now! Even before that happened, this was completely insane. Batshit insane! The whole way through I was wondering what the fuck was going on, but I was having a good time so like ?????? I don't even know where to start.
I like that we got more of the wish world. I thought we wouldn't after last week, but hooray! I also loved the Doctor breaking free of the hegemony of this conservative propaganda world by magically changing into a queerer (and more Scottish) outfit reminiscent of the pinstripe suit he was wearing before.
It was nice to see Anita again, but it felt so random to have several throwbacks to Joy to the World in this episode. Also, her reaction to watching the Doctor dance with Rogue just made her come off as super homophobic. I think the point was meant that she was heartbroken, but I thought she already knew that Fifteen wasn't into women? Or at least I hadn't got romantic longing vibes from her previously. She also told the Doctor that the boss says hello. Is this the same as the Meep's boss? Why is Anita involved with them? Will this be yet another random Classic Who villain who will come back for about five minutes and be defeated instantly? This is getting a bit overdone and convoluted.
Omega! Was really a nothing villain? He was basically there to look cool and fucked up, then to eat the Rani, then immediately get blasted back to where he came from in a slightly goofy sequence with the vindicator. If there wasn't so much else going on it would feel really disappointing. I did like the Rani's plan with bringing back Time Lord society, as well as her whole spiel about Poppy being contaminated vs the Time Lords being a pure and special race of beings. It really ties into the fascist ideals being commented on throughout the whole finale.
I got really excited when the Rani said the Time Lords were sterile because I thought we were about to get canon looms, but then she said that they were only sterile because of the Master's gene explosion, which… huh? I thought she and the Doctor escaped the gene explosion. Also, the Doctor said something about bi-generation compensating for them becoming sterile, but I thought that was something that had already previously been rumoured.
Belinda! I've loved her through this whole series, and I don't know what I think of this ending for her. It was very weird watching her suddenly be a mum when she wasn't before, as well as that random few minutes when she suddenly became a completely different character and really wanted to travel with the Doctor (with a small child), and I really don't love her whole history being rewritten so she was always trying to get back to Poppy instead of to her job. I'm still processing this storyline and I can't decide what I find off about it. I think it's her lack of agency. I know that, in the version of events that she's forgotten, she wanted the Doctor to bring Poppy back to reality, but she didn't consent to having her entire timeline rewritten. The Doctor didn't mean for that to happen obviously, but that's the way it was written, and I don't like it. The Doctor then doesn't tell her the truth about it all! I guess she wouldn't believe him, or wouldn't want to, but it still feels really weird, like she's been tricked. I don't know. It's not the worst thing in the world, but definitely not the best. I will mull on it some more.
I liked the Poppy storyline itself. There's been much speculation since last week and I saw a couple of people suggesting that Poppy might be the timeless child. Then, it was mentioned early on in this episode that she was half human and half time lord and my brain suddenly went: 'The Doctor's half human on his mother's side!' I felt like I'd had a stroke of genius and was going to be the smuggest person on the planet when it was revealed that Poppy was the Doctor/timeless child and that that retconned line from the movie was relevant… But then that wasn't it. Anyway, I guess I like that Poppy gets to be a normal child, even if I feel weird about the way it messes with Belinda's life, like she was just some vessel waiting to become this fantasy baby's mother.
Regardless, Poppy's very adorable and that scene in the TARDIS of Poppy's coat getting smaller and smaller as Ruby looks on dismayed was really impactful. I like that we got to see the Doctor as a dad again. That hasn't happened since The Doctor's Daughter and I loved how he decided to give his life (regeneration) to bring her back. I also enjoyed that little segment of everyone in UNIT HQ talking about how the Doctor saved their lives, making them all his children. It's giving Davros calling them his 'children of time' but less evil. Also! Belinda saying that the Doctor can come back when Poppy's older… It's giving 'one day, I shall come back'… Susan coming back again when? Soon? Please?
Uhhhhh, what else??? Conrad??? I really liked Ruby having compassion for him. Something RTD said in the behind the scenes last week was that Conrad had a bad home life so he wants to imagine a better one, and it really got me thinking. The Conrad we know is still an awful fascist, misogynist, homophobe, ableist etc. but I'm glad that there was some compassion for him and he got to live a better life. In fact, I guess Belinda wasn't the only one who had her timeline rewritten, but Conrad was the villain and this works as a sort of magic redemption for him, vs Belinda getting magically mum-ified (haha).
God there's so much that happened in this episode… Let's talk about Jodie Whittaker! It was so nice to see her! I was just thinking earlier about how much I really do like Thirteen, even if I'm iffy on sections of her run. It was such a random cameo and there wasn't really any reason for her to be there (much like Omega), but it was nice I guess??? 'At least it's not the other guy' made me laugh, while the ten thousandth repeat of the 'you've redecorated' line did not - I think it's time to come up with another joke/reference when other Doctors pop up. I also like the little exchange about how Thirteen never says 'I love you', because she was a very closed off Doctor, contrasted with how open Fifteen is. I also loved her telling Fifteen not to go into his regeneration with fear. I've said since her regeneration happened that I adore how she went into it with a smile, so it's nice to see that sentiment repeated for her successor here. Anyway, again, it was very mad and very random to see her, but I liked it???
OKAY I CAN TALK ABOUT IT NOW… BILLIE PIPER IS THE SIXTEENTH DOCTOR????? How the hell did they keep this quiet? From the moment it became clear he really was regenerating, I was going quietly insane because this has never happened before… We've never had a mainline Doctor actually regenerate with no clue who the next Doctor was going to be. There were rumours of Ncuti Gatwa leaving, sure, but not a whisper about his replacement (that I heard of anyway), let alone an official announcement…
I should definitely say something about Fifteen here as well. I've really enjoyed his run. We've had far fewer episodes with him than I would have liked, which is largely due to these stupidly short series, so it feels a little like we've been cheated of more of him. I think just one more series would have rounded off his era, but I suppose he's a pretty big rising star now and he probably wants to be off doing other things, which is fair enough. I look forward to seeing what else he's going to do! It feels very weird saying my final thoughts on a Doctor I didn't think was really leaving until like an hour and a half ago (during the episode), but like I keep saying this episode was insane!!!
Oh also, I should mention the screen screen shattering when the Doctor did his trick to bring back Poppy. Was that the fourth wall breaking? We've had so much of that recently, but I don't know if it's meant to indicate that there's more to come or that it's at an end. I guess we'll see!
There was way too much going on in that episode. I think it was probably a mess but, a bit like with Power of the Doctor, I kind of don't care. I was giggling maniacally for fifteen minutes after Billie Piper appeared, and it's now been an hour and I'm still periodically bursting into laughter. I don't know what to expect going forward! I'm pretty excited to see what Billie's going to do with it! Like ??????? THIS IS INSANE!!!!! I don't know how many more times I can say that so I'll sign off here, but uhhhhhhh…. Thank you, Doctor Who, for always being mad and weird and delightful!
Small things (oh my god there's so much):
That door in the sky when Anita first brings the Doctor into the hotel was very The Truman Show.
Ncuti Gatwa seemed to say Omega differently to everyone else the first couple of times (with emphasis on the second syllable rather than the first), but then seemed to revert to what everyone else was doing.
Rose Noble apparently stopped existing during the wish world, but how come she wasn't in Shirley's camp for the dispossessed instead? Seems like the rules about what happens to the people Conrad can't imagine are inconsistent.
I loved Mrs Flood (I guess now just the Rani) making the Two Ronnies joke. I've seen others making it, but it had to happen at some point.
Now that the Rani has been eaten, if she ever comes back in the future we'll have to get an answer about a) whether she somehow escaped Omega's stomach in the underverse or b) whether a separate line of Ranis regenerated from Mrs Flood, which I would hate (bc I don't like the idea that bi-generation works like that).
We don't yet have closure on why Ruby can remember things that others can't (including during the wish and after it). Is it because she's stopped existing herself before?
Also, I didn't like how much everyone was pushing back on Ruby's version of events before she convinced them. Stop telling her her memory's faulty and listen to her!
Good job, Fifteen, for not regenerating insisde the TARDIS this time. I'm sure she appreciates not exploding just because you are for once. She already exploded once in this story.









