#dwalia

Fitz = blue dragonborn ranger (breath weapon, tail, and have an animal companion?? Doesn’t care Dragonborn is mechanically the worst PHB race)

Beloved = tiefling sorcerer (draconic, blue) (hot and naturally good at everything worth being good at)

Chade = drow warlock (he wanted to surprise everyone with his character and surprised no one) (angrily makes a rogue when he causes a TPK with a poorly placed Hunger of Hadar)

Kettricken = elf cleric (someone has to keep the party alive)

Patience = gnome druid (obviously)

Lacey = dwarf fighter (“oh well I suppose I’ll play,” by far the most effective character)

Dutiful = half-elf Druid/Paladin (drawn to paladin values but also indecisive and wants to be a cat)

Nettle = gnome wizard (evocation) (she breaks free of the older sister mindset to be a chaos gremlin with carve spells)

Hap = half-elf fighter (creates boring character in attempt to be useful, but will create increasingly unhinged characters over time)

Burrich = dwarf paladin (stalwart and loyal, doesn’t understand the game. Often wanders away from the table and leave oldest son Chivalry to play for him)

Molly = halfling barbarian (relieved to have a safe place for her rage, enjoys being small and hitting hard)

Verity = Dragonborn barbarian (party notetaker. Prefers watching to playing)

Starling = tiefling bard (obviously)

Thick = halfling rogue (likes rolling a lot of dice)

Web = half-elf bard (likes talking to everyone, moves easily in both worlds)

Bee = goblin sorcerer (wild magic) (enjoys causing chaos by ‘accident,’ and claims it isn’t her fault that wild magic works like that. Wrecks havoc and calls it ‘character choice’)

Bonus villains!

Regal: noble elf warlock (how will they know I sold my soul? I’m a noble elf)

Illi: drow wizard (necromancy) (wants to have legions following her, doesn’t want to keep them alive)

Rawbread: half-orc barbarian (has lost a dozen nearly identical characters, Illi has them all in her undead army)

Dwalia: halfling cleric (‘it’s what my goddess commands, I must follow her instructions’)

dwalia is really funny

(i am still reading tfatft so please do not leave insane spoilers in the tags for me to read on accident i beg of you. thank you for your kindness 🙏🏼) done now, spoil away fellas

Chomp

Rules: in a new post, show the last line you wrote (or drew) and tag as many people as there are words (or however many you'd like)

I was tagged by @oathkeeperoxas - thank you for the tag! I so enjoy these :) This is just a lil' baby line from my Realm of the Villains submission

She said none of this out loud. Dwalia was no fool; If Ilistore wished for her company, she would not hesitate to tell her so.

It's a little rough but I'm *trying* to crank it out before tomorrow bc that's the day of my chosen prompt 🤍

If I tag you, no pressure, I just know you, too, are a writer :) @kevin-sedai @mellowthorn @thenightisland @heyitsrink @gwenllian-in-the-abbey @whatevsbla @m-satvrn