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When Anya tells Curly she's pregnant, this is the dialogue:

Curly: You, the crew, are all my responsibility. Anya: I’m pregnant. Curly: You what!? Who would you— Anya: I told you! Curly: I’ve known him for a long time. I’ll talk to him.

And when Anya gets tired of waiting for this useless piece of shit to ACTUALLY DO SOMETHING, she tells Jimmy herself, and then we get THIS conversation with Curly:

Anya: I told him. Curly: Anya! You should have waited for me! What did he say? Did he seem angry? Anya: … Curly: Hold on, fuck. Just wait! I need to find him.

FOR ALL OF YOU FUCKING MORONS WHO STILL DON'T UNDERSTAND WHAT HAPPENED: Curly looked at a woman who had just been assaulted — AND HE KNEW THAT — and his immediate reaction was to question her and criticize her. THE ONLY PERSON HE CARE ABT IN THAT MOMENT WAS JIMMY!

And then look at what he says to his precious angel best friend Jimmy:

Jimmy: What do you think will happen when we get back? Curly: I can fix this. You and me. We’ll fix this together. Jimmy: None of the work we do will matter now. Curly: You’ve gotten through difficult situations before. […] Jimmy: I’ll take care of it.

THE ENTIRE POINT OF THE GAME IS THAT BOTH PLAYABLE CHARACTERS ARE THE VILLAINS! BOTH OF THEM! If you dont get it, I genuinely dont know what game you played!

FOR ALL OF YOU FUCKING MORONS WHO STILL DON'T UNDERSTAND WHAT HAPPENED:

Curly looked at a woman who had just been assaulted — AND HE KNEW THAT — and his immediate reaction was to question her and criticize her. THE ONLY PERSON HE CARE ABT IN THAT MOMENT WAS JIMMY! After all that Jimmy has done, Curly basically lets his innocent little childhood bestie crash the fucking ship into an asteroid ON PURPOSE so neither of them would have to answer for any of THEIR CRIMES once they got back to Earth!!