#dumb bird

A few months after Natasha fully joined shield, first solo mission.

Nick: Natasha explain why you’re covered in dirt

Natasha: had a fight 

Nick:*deadpan* now explain why there’s a guy buried under your feet

Natasha: *drinking straight vodka like water* I won the fight

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After they all started becoming family

Nick: why are you like this? *looking annoyed at Natasha Who is covered in blood.*

Natasha:*vague gesturing*

Nick: *long sigh* clean up and get the paperwork done and for fu*k’s sake, less collateral damage, please

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During a meeting with Natasha,Clint, Maria and fury

Maria:*whispering to Natasha* we promised Nick we would be professional at least this week

Natasha: I can and I am being professional

Maria: then why are you holding my hand during a mission briefing?

Natasha: *in a dead pan, monotone voice* emotional support

Clint: *snickering*

Nick: you know what I need some peace and motherfu*king kittens to pet

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Somewhere,probably shield headquarters hallway(honestly I have no idea. I kind of feel like this incorrect quote that I made would probably be in a hallway.)

Nick:*exhausted sigh* Natasha

Natasha: director

Nick: Natasha

Natasha: yes director?

Nick: Natasha *agitated*

Natasha: what?

Nick: why the hell is Barton on fire?!

Clint:I’m one with the flames!

Nick:*sigh* forget I even asked

Natasha: already forgotten sir

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In nick’s office

Maria: why do you look so pleased, nat?

Natasha: no reason, you know why Nick called us into his office

Maria: probably to yell at us for making out on the meeting table

Natasha:*about to open her mouth only to be interrupted by the door, slamming open*

Nick: why in the HELL is there FIVE HYDRA for agents tied up in the lobby of the headquarters?

Maria:*snorts in disbelief* Natasha?

Nick:*eye quirk at Natasha* well?

Natasha: hey it’s not my fault, I was just out and about taking a walk around the headquarters when I tripped and fell into hydra prevention. And don’t worry I checked there’s no other hydra agents hiding around the base.

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