Tony Stark who gives DUM-E kisses.
After oiling DUM-Eβs joints every once in a while? A quick kiss to his metal arm before getting up and telling the robot to get back to work.
After DUM-E gets scolded and pouts for a while too long? βHey, come on, buddy. You know I love you.β Before giving him a pat on the back (arm?) accompanied by a light kiss that immediately puts DUM-E back in a good mood.
DUM-E loves it. Heβll linger with his claw in Tonyβs face until Tony reluctantly gives him a kiss, after which heβll twirl his claw in the air and trill happily as he rolls away.
One day Peter is in the lab and DUM-E is being persistent about getting a kiss from Tony, who is slightly hesitant to do so while Peter is there. But DUM-E had just brought Tony a tool heβd asked for and now refuses to stop waving his claw right in Tonyβs face, soβ
βDUM-E, you did good. Okay? Thanks. Nowβ can you give me some space? Iβm busy here.β Tony sighs, to which DUM-E politely refuses. βJesus, fine.β The genius mutters before planting a quick kiss to DUM-Eβs claw. βThere. You happy now?β He asks, watching as DUM-E trills happily and waves his claw in the air.
Then he spots Peter out of the corner of his eye, the kidβs mouth twisted into a poorly concealed smirk.
βShut up.β Tony grumbles, turning back to his work.
βI didnβt say anything!β Peter cackles. Admittedly, he was about to.















