#dude help

"behave, princess. or we'll go straight home, got it?"

you bite your lip, glancing up at her from beneath mascara thickened lashes.

"go home and do what?"

vi scoffs, almost disbelieving, but she knows you better.

"if you keep on going like this?" she pauses, staring down at you till you lick your lips --

HERE'S YOUR BOY!!!

I GOT HIM ESPECIALLY FOR YOU !!!!!!

ENJOY YOUR ARTHUR, DELIVERED VIA THE VINNAE MAIL SYSTEM !!!

The unknown turtle, the lost brother of the turtles

The turtles found out about frida, she works with big mama, after the invasion, but recently, the nexus has shut down, unlike big mama, and soon comes disappearances of mutants and yokais alike, the brothers and frida all search to find what's going on, only to realize who has been taking them, this giant turtle, working with big mama, big mama is behind the disappearances of mutants and (some) yokai, her nexus has been doing worse in the past months, she wants more, she wants to share with the world her new and improved nexus! And like the turtles are confused on what's happening, who this new turtle is, its been like 6 months after the invasion, they can't catch a break, not even with yokais, they need to stop big mama, but big mama is like, oh you wouldn't hurt your family would you? Everyone stops, what does big mama mean, they thought frida was their only new family member, fridas just as confused, what is big mama saying, big mama stares at the turtles like, oh you don't know, this is your brother, how heartbreaking you never seen him before.

Help I gotta stop making AUs

Like holy shit this is so not meant to be parasocial and he’s too old for me but… In my imagination…

I need his lips on mine like desperately pressing against them like I breath the only oxygen left in the world.

Like I need his tip pushing past my lips and over my tongue and his fingers knotting in my air to shove me down on his shaft so my nose squishes into his pelvis.

I need him moaning and whimpering into my shoulder blade as his cock slides in and out of me mumbling how he’s never felt this good in his whole life.

Need him cumming in my pussy and in my mouth and on my thighs and on my back and on my face and on my hands and just everywhere dude. Need to feel it running down my skin…

Need our sessions to last hours cause god knows he has super-human stamina with how many god damn push-ups he can do in one sitting.

LITERALLY THE NAME OF THE NECRON KING.