||How BAD Could He Be?? - c!JSchlatt
Song: How Bad Can I Be? - The Lorax
Mr.President it says on his desk.
He leans on the desk, drink in hand. Eyes on his reflection, only to be brought back to the present as Quackity, his right hand man slowly strummed his guitar
A smirk forms as he turns his full attention to the discussion earlier that day.
"Yeah, 'bad'. Right." He downs his drink as he slams the empty cup on the desk.
Leaving the desk to go put his blazer on and buttons it up.
Quackity right behind him.
"How ba-a-a-ad can I be?" His footsteps being the only noise in the hallways, stating his presence before the smell of alcohol could.
"I'm just doing what comes naturally." He swings open the door to be met with Wilbur, a smirk still present on his face. Hand going into his sleeve to pull out a red coin to play with.
"How ba-a-a-ad can I be?" He walks up the the British as he swings an arm around him like they were old friends and not rivals.
"I'm just following my destiny." Taking his hand off his shoulder, he moves his hand to his back and pushes Wilbur hard enough to cause him to stumble.
"How ba-a-a-ad can I be?" He smiles as the brunette turns to look at him, obviously annoyed.
"I'm just doing what comes naturally." He confidently walks over to an older picture frame that had Wilbur, Tommy and Tubbo in it smiling in their uniforms. Tossing his coin at it hard enough to break the glass.
"How ba-a-a-ad can I be?" The cracks forming perfectly over the boys faces and breaking Tubbo from the rest. Picking up the coin from the pile of broken glass.
"How bad can I possibly be?" He flicks the coin up and snatches it.
"Well there's a principle of nature." The ram stands on the podium, finally becoming the rightful President of now Manberg.
"Principle of nature." Quackity standing behind on his left holding an L on his forehead to the losers, George on his right making the neck slicing motion.
"That almost every creature knows." He glares down at Tommys and Wilburs broken expression and Tubbos distraught look.
"Called survival of the fittest." Moving his arms from the sides he brings them up as he cheers and declares his new rules.
"Survival of the fittest." The boys behind him let him speak.
"And check it this is how it goes." He snaps his finger gesturing to Wilbur.
"The animal that eats gotta scratch" feeling as if the world around them shut off and a light only shone on the leader of L'manberg. "And fight and claw and bite and punch." Feeling as though Schlatt was all around him.
Wilbur grabbing Schlatt by the coat as a smirk laid contently on the rams face, "And the animal that doesn't- Well the animal that doesn't." He motions Wilbur to look at Tommys broken expression, unable to move as he was declared exiled.
"Winds up someone else's lu-lu-lu-lu-lunch." He shoves Wilbur back toward Tommy as they begin to run away.
"Munch, munch, munch, munch, munch." Quackity jokingly goes.
"I'm just sayin'." Schlatt shrugs as he stands back on the podium."How ba-a-a-ad can I be?" He ushers Tubbo forward from the crowed. The younger ram tense and nervous. His fear fueling the older rams confidence.
"I'm just doing what comes naturally." He explains as he looks towards Tubbo gesturing the boy to follow.
"How ba-a-a-ad can I be?" The younger ram hesitantly follows, jumping at any movement from the older ram.
"I'm just following my destiny." Smirk never leaving his face he explains what he wants from the younger man.
"How ba-a-a-ad can I be?" Leading towards an enderchest, Schlatt pulls out a new diamond sword.
"I'm just doing what comes naturally." Offering it to Tubbo, giving the younger ram a new job.
"How ba-a-a-ad can I be?" His smirk gone almost instantly as his gaze hardened on the boy, waiting for him to grab the sword.
"How bad can I possibly be?" The nervous wreck reaches out to grab the sword, as soon as he did the smile was back on Schlatts face.
"There's a principle in business." Tommys eyes harden, body moving out of spite.
"Principle in business." Pushing through his desire to rest he gets up from the caves ground.
"That everybody knows is sound." Wilbur puts his hand out of Tommy to grab after noticing the blonde's sluggish movement. The blonde smirks as his eyes met Wilburs, both now fueled with desire and revenge.
"It says the people with the money." Dream turns around to meet the two, striking a deal it seems.
"People with the money." Schlatts reign ruining the younger rams health, as he sits next to the President in the next conference meeting, Quackity not paying attention, George sleeping and Fundy with regret in his eyes.
"Make this ever-loving world go 'round." Schlatts harsh hand on Tubbos shoulder brings him back to the real world.
"So I'm biggering my company." Swinging on the wrecking ball the walls that once kept L'manberg safe are being destroyed to expand Manberg.
"I'm biggering my factory." Taxes soon came around to each citizen, raising Nikis' as she spoke against him.
"I'm biggering my corporate sign." Draining every lake and slaughtering ever animal on sight.
"Everybody out there, take care of yours." Tubbo writing in his spy diary, Dream looking at the land knowing what he had to do. Tommys glances at Wilburs odd demeanor.
"And me? I'll take care of mine, mine, mine, mine, mine." With a cigar in his mouth and alcohol in his hand, he begins to declare his next set of rules.
"Shake that bottom line." Quackity and Tubbo standing next to him ready to write them down.
"Let me hear you say Smogulous smoke." Ordering Fundy to burn the L'manberg flag and changing it to Manbergs.
"Smogulous smoke." Wilbur and Tommy watch from the tree line in horror, clutching their wounds as tears formed in Tommy's eyes.
"Schloppity schlop." Tubbo walks up to Tommy, sword in hand. Tommy turns around surprised at the brunette.
"Schloppity schlop." Only to see tears rolling down Tubbos face as he clutches his shirt.
"Complain all you want," Wilbur screams as he walks down the stairs in Pogtopia.
"It's never ever, ever, ever gonna stop." He reaches over and grabs a fist full of Tommy's shirt, bringing him in closer. As reality dawned on Tommy, Wilbur isn't fighting for L'manberg... but to destroy it.
"Come on how bad can I possibly be?" Tommy struggles from Wilburs hold. He regains his stance as he looks back at Wilbur, his hands raised up mimicking Schlatts posture from before.
"How ba-a-a-ad can I be?" Tommy begins to shake as Wilbur and Schlatt seem to merge into one as he moves towards Tom.
"I'm just building an economy." Wilbur swapped to Schlatts face with a smug smile.
"How ba-a-a-ad can I be?" Tubbo sits in Manberg holding the now broken picture frame.
"Just look at me pettin' this puppy" JSchlatt says as he roughly pets Fundy's head.
"How ba-a-a-ad can I be?" Wilbur stands infront of a wall of buttons, not remembering which one sets off the tnt.
"A portion of proceeds goes to charity." Quackity stands on the podium, being the crowds attention as he bows.
"How ba-a-a-ad can I be?" Schlatt keeps an eye on Tubbo, the smaller rams baggy eyes and flighty appearance becoming suspicious.
"How bad can I possibly be?" Quackity calls for Schlatt to rise to the podium. The taller ram smoothing out his suit as he rose, "Let's see."
(How ba-a-a-ad can I be?) The festival shows a large crowd full of people talking to one another. A certain pig mask catches Schlatts gaze.
"All the customers are buying." Schlatt welcomes the people to the festival.
(How ba-a-a-ad can I be?) Wilbur slams his hand on the wall, moving to slam his hand on the button, only to have it disappear under his hand."
"And the money's multiplying." Schlatt continues to grab the audiences attention.
(How ba-a-a-ad can I be?) Tubbo drops the sword and runs to Tommy, hands clinging onto the blonde as he sobs into his shirt.
"And the PR people are lying." Without hesitation, Tommy brings them on their knees and hugs the ram back.
(How ba-a-a-ad can I be?) Schlatt brings Tubbo to the stadium, a smile on the smaller ram as he goes to give the speech.
"And the lawyers are denying." Schlatt interrupts and begins to shout about Tubbo becoming a traitor, locking him in the stodium.
(How ba-a-a-ad can I be?) On top of a nearby roof, Tommy moves to go help the smaller ram. Only to have his hand caught by Wilbur. Cheering brings their attention back to the stage.
"Who cares if a few trees are dying?" Techno stands, firework aimed at Tubbo as people began to shout horrendous things.
(How ba-a-a-ad can I be?) Tommy watched from above, being able to do nothing.
"This is all so gratifying." Quackity looks away, having realised what Schlatt is ordering.
Quackity looks up just as he gets slammed to the side by a blonde. "How bad..." Tommy rushing to shove a standing still Technoblade aside-*BANG*
"How bad can this possibly be?" Schlatts laugh ringed around, as staggered breaths fell from the three others. Not a breathe from the smaller ram...
[Tubbo_ went off with a bang due to a firework fired from [Rocket Launcher] by Technoblade]