#drunznoblade

cDream

for the AU:

-he's had enough of this bullshit. wtf just happened. he was OUT he saw LIGHT he breathed REAL FRESH AIR. for like fifteen minutes, and now he's back in here. internal monologue fml fml fml fml at least cPunz is here. cTechno is okay I guess. annoying though. too bad Philza Minecraft is here I fucking hate that guy he has his nose so far up his ass he smells his food when it hits his stomach.

-atp he's burnt out and sick of life.

-also strange things are happening to his body like new organs growing and that's not a lot of fun.

-thank fuck cPunz is here missed him so bad. too bad we can’t do it nasty style because these other two losers are here (revival experiments)

general:

-neither human nor hybrid but a secret third thing (artificial angel created in XD's exact image)

-his facial scars are from himself; he grew to despise being XD's perfect angel clone and wanted to be his own being as well as have his own face, so he burned XD's face off. this is an act of sacrilege (it's very illegal in the Church of XD to desecrate the god's image, even if it's only a little drawing in the sand, which is why no one makes little drawings of XD in the sand and it's all enormous statues and the like) and cDream is branded as a False Saint and a heretic. currently what's left of the Church of XD utterly despises him

-percis man, he/him, never gave much thought to his sexuality but is definitely attracted to more masculine people

-if he found the label he would likely identify with demiromantic, he trusts essentially nobody (exception cPunz of course) and needs to build a very strong platonic bond before romantic ones come

cTechno

for the AU

-whoops that's not how that's supposed to go. damn this is kinda embarrassing for us huh Phil? way more embarrassing for those other two though lol.

-he's pretty calm about it all things considered given that he's already broken into and broken out of the place. sure there's no stasis chambers this time, but he's got cDream, cPhil, and cPunz all together in one place. great minds or something like that.

-on that note he's not at all sure how to feel about cPunz. thought that thing was a traitor? apparently it was all deception? pretty sneaky, not very trustworthy. cDream seems to approve of him though. on the other hand cPhil does not approve of cDream so who knows really.

-he likes cDream but he and cPhil are much closer

general:

-peritrans, he/him, comfortably queer and largely unconcerned with labels, nonbinary genderfluid who cares really. he's Technoblade

-emduo already have a thing going on. basically it's a qpr but if the r stood for romance

-piglin hybrid, a very unusual color for piglins but he likes it. he's got gold-dipped tusks and claws and all the emeralds are from cPhil. he likes jewelry a lot but unfortunately it's difficult to wear safely in battle.

-for an anarchist he enjoys dressing like the most stereotypical monarch possible. red fur collar cape, fancy little clothes, shiny boots

cPhil

for the AU:

-damnit cTechno how did you get me into this. I didn't even WANT that freak out him being locked up forever would've been fine by me. if I can find a way to get us out and ditch these other two I will

-cDream reminds cPhil of cTechno at his worst, and among many many many other reasons, this is part of why he dislikes cDream because he thinks he's just going to ruin cTechno

-doesn't really care about cPunz but is deeply suspicious of him

-just hates cDream's ass permanently and forever but having several months with nothing to do but talk to him is gonna be a good opportunity for them to connect

general:

-he is actually a fox hybrid, not a crow. the Death Goddess gave him crow traits along with the gift of immortality. the crow traits were completely inconsequential, the Death Goddess just likes birds and all deities like to have their most precious followers stand out from the rest.

-cKristen was Phil's wife who died giving birth to cWilbur (cPhil's only child); she is the one who brought him to the Church of Death and was the Death Goddess's favorite disciple of all. after death, she was granted the greatest honor of all and merged her consciousness with the Death Goddess's. the bird traits she was given were those of a vulture, and she was, fittingly, a plague doctor

-cPhil was understandably not terribly thrilled about that but hey if his wife is happy then. okay? cTechno helped him 'raise' cWilbur but by and large cWilbur was left on his own because a part of cPhil blamed him for cKristen's death, which soured their relationship

-as both a crow hybrid AND a fox hybrid he loves shiny treasures and trinkets and jewelry and wears a ridiculous amount of rings and necklaces and dangly things on his hat (not shown here because i'm lazy) and earrings (he actually has ordinary human ears with enhanced hearing and the feathers sprout behind them).

-he pretends to be a weak old man but pretend is the key word there. certified shit rocker

-complicated relationship with Death Goddess only gets more complicated as time passes

-he/him, says he's too old for all these new labels but is actually highly accomplished at neopronoun usage, bisexual (cTechno and cKristen and up until now those two have been it for him).

cPunz

for the AU:

-well I just totally fucked up The Plan and that's gonna hurt later but right now cDREAM cDREAM IS HERE WITH ME AND IM SEEING HIM AND TOUCHING HIM FUCKING FINALLY

-what do you mean you've been tortured

-cPunz is dealing with some serious guilt and jealousy over the facts that a) he had no idea what was going on in prison and did nothing b) cDream called cTECHNO to get him out and not him?? cTechno sucks! he'd totally betray cDream unlike cPunz who would never do that because he's the only one completely and utterly loyal to cDream forever. c) fuuuck I just fucked up the whole Plan and now i'm in here where I can't help cDream from the outside fml

-doesn't like anyone at all except for cDream and cPurpled and is not shy about his jealousy of cTechno and his deep disinterest in cPhil

general:

-loves jewelry. cDream is the only one out of the four of them who wears zero jewelry, the rest of them love extravagance and especially extravagance in gold

-many many piercings, the split tongue is a body mod, he had all his teeth coated with gold, he was born with 4 extra canines (2 upper, 2 lower)

-scruffy asshole mercenary bitch idfk he's cpunz we all know his ass

-agender + intersex, he/him but also sometimes it/its and xe/xir, does not feel any connection with humanness and thus prefers to be referred to as a thing or creature