#drunktales

I have to write even if it's just a draft or typing up what I already have written out. Granted that's like 15 pages or more more like 4 stories. Granted is anyone even reading them still?

Part 1

“WHERE THE FUCK ARE, YOU GOING?! YOU HAVE THE FLASH LIGHT!!” yells Shaun-bon as she chased after her drunk friend in the dark. As she walked after the only light source that flashed and waved in the distance like it was trying to signal for help. Hearing her drunk friend trip and swear walking in the wrong direction back to the camp site on MT. Ebott.  “Damn it! All you did was smell booze and got drunk” She mumbled as she saw the light disappear into a cave and heard a loud thud. “Fuck!” She thought as she walks cautiously into the dark cave she fell rather quick into the hole in the ground. Seeing the flashlight on the ground facing away from them Shaun-bon passed out. As Shaun-bon woke up to the light of day hitting her face she sees how far they have fallen. She looks down at her friend still passed out giving her a dirty look.

“TAS!!”

“HUH I’M AWAKE DON’T FAIL ME I KNOW THE ANSWER!!” Tas shouted standing up franticly look around.  “Huh? How did we get down here?”

“YOUR DRUNK ASS TOOK THE FLASHLIGHT AND WENT THE WRONG WAY BACK TO CAMP AND FELL DOWN HERE!!!” She looked Tas over “How are you not injured?”

Tas shrugs “Might be because I was drunk, my back hurt a little bit but oh well.” She looks around “so since we can’t go up and I suck at directions,” turns and looks at Shaun-bon “you have an internal compass, so which way is out?”

Shaun-bon just gives her a dirty look stands up “Fuck you.” And storms off into the right direction.

“H-Hey wait for me!“ Tas yells while running after Shaun-bon.

While walking together in silence, they come across a cat with dog ears on the side of her head as well as cat ears on top of her dark black hair while wearing a purple and blue striped shirt.

“Hoi! I’m Temm-“ Shaun-bon just walks past Temmie not caring what she has to say. “H-Hey that was rude” Temmie says and turns back towards the entrance and comes face-to-face with a crouching Tas staring at them with a look of severe concentration. “What are you?” she says while staring harder at Temmie. Tas starts to make random grunting sounds and then runs after Shaun-bon only to run into someone and fall back on her butt. “Ow! Sorry about tha-“ She looks up and screams at the size of the back of the monster that’s in front of her. She then hears Shaun-bon having a conversation with the large pillar of a monster.

“Don’t be frighten, human I will not hurt you. I am Asgore guardian of the Ruins.”

“Um . . nice to meet you . . ,” Shaun-bon says as she stares at the monster in front of her “What the fuck are and where the fuck are we?”

“Huh? We?” Asgore ask while turning around hearing a scream, looking down at the other female human on the ground. “Do you have any food, I could really do for some tacos right now?” Tas ask while smiling at him.

“Ignore her, she’s stills a little drunk.” Shaun-bon states as she waits for Tas to pick herself up from the ground.

“Oh, well then allow me to guide you through the Ruins, it’s been a long time since a human has fallen down here.”

“Where exactly is here?” Shaun-bon asks as both follow behind Asgore cautiously. Tas whispers to Shaun-bon, “he’s fucken huge, how much do you think he can lift? Man, I would hate to see his food bill.”

“Shut up, I’m trying to find out where we are?”

“Here we are.” Asgore states as they approach an archway, and leads you inside. “Allow me to explain how the ruins work.” As he demonstrates how to solve the puzzle to open the door behind him. “The Ruins are filled with puzzles, somethings between diversions and doorkeys. They must be solved to proceed to the next room. Please adjust yourselves to the sight of them.” As he finished, he leads you into the next room. After showing several different puzzles on how to make their way through the Ruins safely Shaun-bon asks again. “Hey where exactly is here?”

“Oh? Well,” as Asgore was about to answer Tas falls into the little stream of water and starts splashing around screaming “I’M DROWNING!!!!” Asgore and Shaun-bon just stare at her in disbelief. Shaun-bon stare at Asgore and sighs “She does this a lot.”

“Oh, Okay,” Asgore says giving the flailing girls one last look before turning back to Shaun-bon, “you both fell into the Underground.” As Asgore tells Shaun-bon the brief history of the Underground Tas slowly sobers up more and pulls herself out of the stream and wrings out her shirt. Asgore asks a few questions about who they are as humans.

“Well we were camping college students, we heard a bunch of creepy tales about this MT. Ebott and decided to camp out. HEY PUT YOUR SHIRT BACK ON!” Tas turns with a blank stare at Shaun-bon and does what she’s says. Shaun-bon sighs “Sad to say that she’s older than me and I’m the one taking care of her.”

As they all finally make it to Asgore house, Asgore offers both girls a place to stay the night. As soon as they all enter the house Tas leans against the banister of the stairs “Nice house you got her.” She then immediately flips over it.  Asgore rushes down the stairs, as he approaches where Tas had fallen. She was already standing up smiling “MAN I got down those stairs fast.” She’s says while dusting herself off “bedrooms this way?” Tas points while following the long hallway. As Shaun-bon meets up with Asgore at the bottom of the stairs she looks around “where did she go?” Asgore just stares at where Tas went and points.

As Shaun-bon catches up with Tas she finds her carrying a glass bottle, “Look what I found!” She states smiling. Shaun-bon sighs “Give me the bottle,” she demanded as she reached for it.

“NO, my precious,” Hissed Tas as she clutched it close to her body and ran. “Damn it!” Shaun-bon said as she ran after her. As Tas approached a large stone door that she couldn’t open she knew she was trapped.

“Give me the bottle you have nowhere else to go.” As Shaun-bon approached she grabbed the bottle and a struggle broke out while leaning against the stone door. The more they both fought to keep the bottle in their hands, the more weight was put on the door. Suddenly it fell open with both of the girls falling into a pile of snow.

“AAAHHHH COLD!!!!!!!” shouted Tas as she shot straight up and holding her exposed arms shivering. Shaun-bon stood up, smiling that she got the bottle, and started walking. “W-WAIT UP, damn it.” Tas hissed as she ran to catch to with Shaun-bon, “Why aren’t you cold? We are both in tank tops and jeans but I’m the only one freezing.” Shaun-bon sighed as she explained “I’m not affect by snow I just turn into a heater. You on the other hand,” she looks at her shivering friend “we need to get you something to keep warm.”

As they walked Tas kept trying to get the bottle of booze until they reached a bridge. “Come on now’s a perfect time for me to be drunk I won’t feel the cold. I hate being sober and cold.” Shaun-bon grabbed the bottle and started the down the whole thing. Tas stared at Shaun-bon in disbelief as she finished it off “That’s not fair it doesn’t even work on you, it’s just a waste.” Tas whined.

“Wow, that was cold thing to do.” Came a voice from behind.