I guess this was inevitable, especially after months of this blog going without updates. I'm sad to say it, but this is the end of Ask Drunk Twilight.
This has been on my mind for a while now and I did consider other options. But in the end I knew that I've lost interest with Drunk Twi and I have to let it go now.
I'm sorry for everyone who waited for an update, and I'm sorry for everyone who wanted to see where the story would go. I feel like I've failed you and I hope you can all forgive me.
When I started this blog, it was just a little crazy ask blog meant to play around the idea of a alcoholic Twilight. I didn't expect it to become popular.
This blog is an important piece of my life. I met so many people because of it and gained many new friends because of it. This blog also helped me improve my art. Looking back at the firsts posts I made, I'm surprised how far I've gone.
I'm thankful for this blog, and I'm thankful for all the followers who supported it. Without you I wouldn't have made it this far.
I'm sad that this blog has to end, but I'm happy for all the things it brought me.
Besides, it's not the end for me yet. I still have another blogs out there, which you all can check out if you're interested. It's no Drunk Twi, but I think it's pretty cool. If you want to check it out, it's here. Also, if you want to see mroe art from me, you can check my mod blog.
Anyways, I guess that's all for this blog. Once again, thank you all for the fun memories, I hope to see you all again in other places!
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Sal: This post has taken about a week or more to do, but that doesnāt mean I didnāt have fun drawing it. It was a pretty good idea I had in my head with all the Twilights around.
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So, now that my finals are officially over, I am going to proceed to have a drink or two or three and rewatch Eclipse. Hereās (soberly) what I remembered from the film prior to starting this account (since starting this account, posts re:Eclipse have reminded me of things Iām not going to include in this introduction):Ā
1. Bella is basically playing tic-tac-toe with Edward and Jacob and her feelings for them. She canāt make up her mind. When I watched it the first time, my dad was in the living room half paying attention to it and said she was very selfish.Ā
2. Edward tries to control Bella, but itās āout of genuine concern for herā.
3. Jacob tries to control Bella, but itās āout of genuine concern for herā.
4. Both fight for her affection and even though sheās engaged to Edward, she wonāt let go of Jacob.
5. When the newborn army shows up, Bella cuts her arm with a rock.
6. Thereās awkward tension in the tent.
Thatās literally all I remember of the movie while sober (aside from what I have relearned from posts about Eclipse on this blog). My drunken thoughts will be below the break:
Okay, so this dude I think his name is Riley is lowkey kinda dumb, no offense. Like he just stood there and screamedĀ āWHAT DO YOU WANT?!?ā This is how all horror movies end badly. You donāt talk back. You run or hide or esape.
THE MEADOW IS SO FUCKING PRETTY. ITāS THE PUREST THING WE HAVE IN THIS FANDOM OMG HEāS PLAYING WITH EHR HAIR AND I JUST WANT SOMEOEN TO PLAY WITH MY HAIR. DAMN BELLA, MY FINALS ARE OVER. SUCKS TO SUCK, DOESNāT IT?
I never noticed the CUllen cuff before, but now thanks to this blog itās all Iām looking @ lmao.Ā
I FCKING LOVE CHARLIE TOO MUCH AND HE DESERVED BETTER THIS WHOLE TIME. HE IS SUCH A GOOD FATHER AND HE DESERVES THE BEST.
THEREāS A GLOWING RED LIGHT OUTSIDE MY WINDOW WTF I THINK ITāS THE REFLECTION OF A CAR LIGHT BUT I FUCKING SWEAR
NVM ITS GONE
WHAT THE FUCK EDWARD?? YOU MESSED WITH BELLAāS TRUCK SO SHE COULDNāT SEE HER FRIEND? FUCK. I WOULDāVE DUMPED YOU AND LEFT YOU IN THE WOODS BRO.
Edward sitting with Bellaās friends. We canāt help but stan. Heās still a bitch for the truck thing though.Ā
I love how Alice looks @ Edward and tells him the party will be fun because she knows nothing bad will happen. But then he reads her mind and looks conerned wtf is ognna happen?
Side note: I really like the lighting in this movie. Everyone has a healthly glow. They lokk happy.
The fucking Volturi always gotta ruin everything. Bitch ass hoes. Olā crusty asses acting like some outdated monarchy. Why donāt the vamprires start a democratic government?
Charlie really deserved better. Like I know they couldnāt tell him teh truth but they couldāve been slightly less untruthful prbabl.
I WANNA FIND SOMEONE WHERE MY MOM SAYS WEāRE LIKE MAGNETS WITH EACH OTHER. I WANT SOMEONE TO LOOK @ ME LIKE IāM THE CENTER OF THE UNIVERSE. DAMNIT EDWARD. DAMNIT STEPHENDW.Ā
YāALL ARE TELLING ME THE ENTIRE CULELN CLAM COMBINED COULDNāT TKAE OUT VICTORIA? THIS SHIT IS GETTING UNREALISTIC LMAO.
THE MUSIC THAT STARTS PLAYING WHEN JAKE TURNS AROUND IN THE PARKING LOT SENT ME LMAOOOOO.Ā
Leah is such a badass and I wnat to be best friends with ehr plase.Ā
ALSO FCK THIE IMPRINTING STORYLINE.Ā
SAM AND LEAH WERE HAPPY TOGETHER.
NO BELLA YOU DONāT FUCKING WANNA KNOW WHAT IMPRINTING IS. NONE OF US WANTD WTO KNWO. IT NEVER SHOULDVE BEEN WRITTEN.
Taylor and Kristen are such babies in this movie. Theyāre so young and precious. WHIH REMINDS ME WHY TF DID SPTHEJNFNWFNA MAKE THIS SEIRESO ABOUT CHIDLREN??!?! I STILL SAY IF THE CHARACTERS HAS BEWNNF MORE MATUEE AND IN LIKE THEIR MID OR LATE TWNETIEMS OR THIRTIS IT WOULD HAVE BEEN BETTER. FIUCKUNG FIGHT ME.
INITING BELLA TO HEAR THE TRIBEāS HISTORIES? THE CULTURAL APPROPRIATION FUCK STEPHEN0AWFJQ. BITCHJ.
SETH IS SO PRECIOUS. AGAIN. THEYāRE ALL SUCH BABIES. THESE POOR CHILDREN.
this hwoel shite is sof ukcing offensie. bitch. listen. why tf did stpehwb fafb have to appropriate cultues like this? BITCH>> you do realize if the legnds are actually like this theyārel ike that because itās aout defeating yo white as sright? like yourāe aware stpehebe ?Ā
omg bree is so scare d poor baby. literally why did stephenjdbawfbi do this? she just wnated to be ok not hurt anywaon.
exuce me vut CARLISLE IS HOT AS FUCK BITCH
edward is saying some real romantic shit and i sill hate him for the turck thing but like he loves her so much btu heās stil an asshoel in this smovie
IāM ABOUT TO HATE JACOB I CAN FEEL IT IN MY BONES IāVE SEEN THE GIFS HOE WE GONNA GIGHT. BITCH SHE JUST TOLD YOU SHE DOESNāT LIKE YOU DONāT PUSH HER LIKE THIS. DUMBAS S HOE BITCH. YOUāRE GONNA FIGHT FOR HER? IāM GONNA FUCKIN FIGHT YOU BTCH. I WISH SHE WAS ALREAYD A VAMPIRE SO RTHAT PUNCH WOULDA HURT BITCH YOU DESERVED IT.
THESE FUCKWITS ARE FIGHTING OVER HER AND NOT LISTNEING TO HER THEY ARE BOTCH CANCELLED. BELLA NEEDS TO LEAVE BOTH THESE HOES AND GET A NEW MAN WHO ACTUALLY KNOWS HOW TO LISTNE. BITCHES.
I love Emmett so much. BELLA SHOULD FINA A MAN LIKE HIM. ITāS WHAT SHE DESERVES.
ROSALIE IS ABOUT TO POP TF OFF. SHE IS A QUEEN AND I LVOE AND SUPPORT HER. the saddest thing about this is that she thought her life was perfect and then some fucking asshoes ruiend it. she was so happy. wtf im gonna cry. fuck. i hate sptehej n so much. these gross ass hoes iām gonna cik all theyre assses. this is so gross iām so angry literaluy setthing beithc. BUT THEN SHE GETS HER REVENGE AND ITāS BEAUTIFUL. FUCK THOSE BASTARS. but she;s so sad it breaks my heart. she wants to be human so bad. this scene is so sad and itās theonly good scene in twilight and nikki reed deserves an ocsa like if you agree.
jane and alec more childrne who shouldāve been able to be children fck the volturie
why the hel is jessica the fucking valedinact ion? it shouldāve been bella they made her seem so damn smart but now sheās not theo ne? i donā beliee it. but anna kendrick is a gift and now i wanna watch ptiche perfect. CHARLIE is so pure he deserved better and iām gona kep saying it.
i love those fucking rose colored lamps hanging at the cullens house int he window at hte party scene can anyone link them to me i need?Ā
why the hell is the wolfpack athe cullesn hosue? this doesnt make sense and it doesnāt seem real am i too drunk and imabginf this?
jno wait itās real. jakeās appolgoizng.
how fucking conventinet the woflpakc is there hwen alice realizes there abotu to be attacked. this aint realistc. bitc.
why are these kids being forces to act like audls?Ā āI wans;t asking for permissionā hoe youāre like 16 go home and go tib ed and odnt go to war.
these woflies gonan kick yo ass edward get tf out
iām laughign nrow but nothigng funy is happening lmaoooo
fck carlisle is really hot as fuck his jawline kills me
i hate jasperās hair here iām sorry i know we all lovehim bt heis hair is a dam nmess
belal is so fuckign negative all the time no one is gonan get killed exceptsvictoris
THE COWBOOIIIII WHY DOES HE LOOKS LIKE OWNE WILSON IN THIS DAMN LIGHTIN? ALICE AND JASPER LOVE EACH TOHER SO MUCH MY APLOGIZKE MAAM FCK IT UP.
why thfe fuck is hake comparing his situaton with leah and sam and emily? We are nto the same hoe wae are not the same. bella is choosing edward sit yo ass down. but i still thin kyall are both problemastic as fuck in thos movie and hse deserves better.
CHARLIES DESEVRSĀ BTETER THEY KEEP LYIGN EVEN WHEN THEY DUCKGN DONT NEED TO
reblog if you thought edward and bella wre gona fuc, when she went over to his house in eclipse when yo ufirst read the book or saw the movue
he really oes love her a lot though fkcn iām so aloneĀ
Ā he looks si sad wgen he mentind ices tea on the porch poor edward
EVERY DANM MOMENR OF FOREVER BITCG I WANTĀ LOVE LIK THSTĀ
LITERALLY THIS IS THE SUTPEIDEST PLOT EVER. A WHOLE FUCKIN ARMY TOO ATTACK ONE IGRL? BITCH. THIS AINT EVEM A THING.Ā
im gettign ral tired yall dik if i waill mke it to the end of this movie but i will tru
i hate the enrgey from jae and efard in this tent. yaāll are both dumb hoes and she could do better than either ofy ou.Ā
WRHAT THE FUCK FASTER IF YOUR TOOK YORU CLOTHS OFF BITCH WHAT THE FUCK NOW I AM GONNA FUCKIN PUNCH YOU IB HOEP BELLA OUBCHES YOU WHEN SHES A VMAPRIE STUPID HOE 16 YEAR OLD SHOULD BE AT HOME IN BED INSTEAD OF IN A TENT TRYING TO FIGH A FCUKCN WAR
edward is such an emo boi in the tent and he thinsk she doesn;t lve him any more. yo ua stipiud hoe edearf but she still loves you anwyab ithc.
wheb edward said iām not gonna force her into naythign ever agin i realized he was hte better man good for you eddie you fickun manned up you win
MY REASON FOR ESXITNST HOE I JST WNAT TO BE LOVED
now edwards bene a fuckboi again trying to hurt jake b ymaking sure he knew they were getting maried edward what the fuck iw was just starting to be on your side agian and you let me down like this
jacob is beign an emo boi now jake go be a child @ home and stop this nonsense youāre not a man go be a chid and take a nap and eat some grilled cheese youkk feel better
now she told him she wants to kiss him wtf bella donāt kead this bitch on heās already in pain let hom gp home and eat a grilled cheese
mow bellaā supsetti spaghetti because edwards know she kissed jake
this shit is so unenecasialr dramtic wht the fuck yallĀ like a whole army ofver one girl and then its like all everyboyd trying kill everybody this is bulshittheyre all children who should eb at home eating grileld chesses not at war
victoria is a real bitch lying to this boy telling hin she lvoes him hoe bitch
og shit efward ifs pissed now heās tauntign ab ithc
i acutaly kinda fel bad for riley he wnet through so mcuh and was manipulated i wish the cullens could have adopted him and bree
oshit is the volutireĀ
SAM DONT FUCKUGN TALK TO LEAH LIKE THAT EVER AGIAN YOU HOE
CARLISE AND I REPEAT AGAIB IS HOT AS FUCK FUCK CARLISRL
I LITERALLY AHTE THE VOLTURIE FOR KILLIGN VREE THEY WILL NEVER BE FORGIVEN
JASPER KNOWS WHATS GOOD HE DOESNāT TURST THESE HOES
IāM SO PISEED THAT THE CULLENS NEVER FUCKING IFHT THE VOLTURIE LIKE CARLISLES IS SMART AS FUCK AND EHS TILL WONT START A DEMOCRAY LIKE YALL KNOW ROSLAIE WOULDVE FOGUHT FOR THAT SHIT TOO
Ā I LVOE YOUDADY CARLISLE
THIS 16 YEAR OLD LYING UP HERE BECAUSE OF TE DUMBASS WAR I TOLD YALL TO GO GOEN AND EA A GRILELD CHEDWE
poor jakie he knows hed better good for her but she reallys loves eward jake deserved better than what he got reblog is youf agree he jst said heās even love her after sheās a vamprie bruh go eat a grilled chease and love yourself
WERE BACK IN THE FUCKING MEADOW ITS LIT AND ITS LOVELY I WANNA FALL IN LOVE IN A MEADOW WITH A HANDAOME MYSTERIOUS MAN WHO LOVES ME UNCODNITONATLY
KIRSTNE STEQARD IS THE WBEST AND SHE DESERVED AN OSCAR FOR THIS MOVIE HER AND NIKKI REED AND NODBOYD ELSE
fianlly this bitch is gonna beh onest with chalrie took you long enough
