I ordered some cube-shaped molds, tripled the amount of gelatin, and increased the sauce:pasta ratio. And just like in canon, they’re completely inedible AND they bounce.

The most edible cube by a mile is the one that only had one packet of gelatin in it. In contrast, I could only make myself take one bite of the two-packet cube, and the one made of blended up spaghetti felt like eating rubber with sand mixed into it. I didn’t even try the three-packet cube (it is the bouncing cube pictured above).