#dresdenfiles

Can confirm, the Blue Beetle wasn't like a tardis. More like a clown car combined with a black hole from Looney Tunes.

Grey is totally the kind of guy to call his cat a criminal. Like it tries to escape the second the front door's open even the slightest bit and he just catches it and says he's gonna have to add attempted jailbreak to its charges. What it was charged with in the first place? Breaking and entering (he found it in the stairwell in the Monsters LLC building), petty theft (it dragged one of his slippers into the kitchen and napped in there), assault (scratched his leg for attention) and alleged manslaughter (there is a dead mouse in the kitchen). And once he's done enumerating that, he picks the cat up and coos at it like "who's my little criminal, yes you are"