In the interest of archiving Stancest works on this blog, I have written up summaries for and links to all of the Stancest (and stancest-adjacent) fics available on the Gravity Falls Kinkmeme (aka Dreamwidth). Note that works there are all created to fill prompts, and all prompts and fics are posted anonymously unless otherwise stated. I will give each fic the title of the prompt/post, unless they are specifically given a title.
*All fics are nsfw unless otherwise specified
Stancest
Stancest, Rico made them do it, noncon
CWs: non-con, homophobic language, violence, negative feelings on incest, mentions of Stan/others and Ford/Bill
Summary: After Ford has returned from the multiverse, Rico and his gang catch up to him and Stan. Left with no other options, Stan and Ford must do as he says to survive.
Stan/Ford, sex swing
CWs: public sex, sex swing, teen stans (age not specified)
Summary: Stan and Ford have a sweet, passionate experience late at night on the swing set on Glass Shard Beach.
Ford/Stan, fisting
CWs: anal fisting, dangerous lack of prep
Summary: Stan finds out about the concept of fisting from porn and decides to dive in fist-first.
Stan/Ford (noncon flavored)
CWs: noncon, memory loss, dark!Ford
Summary: After Stan and Ford leave on the Stan O' War II, Ford decides that perhaps there's a way to make Stan even happier.
Ford/f!Stan, unobtainabelle (safe for work)
CWs: fem Stan, teen stans (age not specified)
Summary: Ford is experiencing the standard hormonal problems associated with being a teenager. That's definitely why he can't stop thinking about his twin sister, right?
It's a Stan-derful Life by Sock_Lobster (on AO3)
Stancest-Adjacent
Posted as a fill for the prompt "Stancest (potentially), Stan gets a redo"
Stan/Ford, spanking
CWs: spanking, caning
Summary: So what if Stan uses Ford's favorite sweater to make himself a hat? What's the worst Ford could do?
Stancest, cockwarming
CWs: cockwarming, exhibitionism (kinda?), Ford on the phone with Dipper while being cockwarmed
Summary: "It was supposed to be a joke. Stan didn't think Ford would actually go for it."
Six-Knuckle Shuffle by Sock_Lobster (on AO3)
Posted as a fill for the prompt "One-sided Ford/Stan, teen!Ford's guilty jerk-off fantasies"
Completed as Dialed
CWs: phone sex, dubcon, drinking
Summary: A drunken, down-and-out, drifter Stan actually goes through with calling his brother, but ends up getting more than he bargained for.
Hold me tight by Its_About_Hating_Yourself (on AO3)
Posted as a fill for the prompt "Stancest, Ford's large hands"
Ford/Stan, handholding/chaste kisses (safe for work)
CWs: Pure fluff
Summary: After the chaos of Weirdmageddon, Stan and Ford still have a lot to figure out.
Unuttered by fishingboatblues (on AO3) (safe for work)
Posted as a second fill for the prompt "Ford/Stan, handholding/chaste kisses"
Stan/Ford, first time as teens
CWs: dubcon/noncon, painful sex (this makes it sound darker than it is. they agree to have sex, but Ford doesn't realize/acknowledge he should slow down/stop), teen stans (age not specified), past Stan/Carla
Summary: A horrible first time for everything. *Note that this is listed as 1/2, but there doesn't appear to be a 2/2
Ford/Stan, noncon pisskink
CWs: piss kink, painful sex, mild dubcon
Summary: It's a race against the clock—or, perhaps, a race against the cock.
Stan/Dipper, Stancest flavored Part 1 and Part 2
CWs: Dip/Stan, sort of implied major character death, underage (Dipper is a teenager), some kind of implied Bill/Dip
Summary: In a universe where Stan never rescued Ford from the portal, the kids still come back to Gravity Falls and investigate its mysteries each summer. But as Dipper ages, Stan can't help but notice just how much he looks like the brother he lost...
Stan, selfcest
CWs: selfcest, implied stancest
Summary: A humorous drabble about Stan using the Mystery Shack's copy machine for totally innocuous purposes
Stan/Ford/Bill, forced to watch (noncon, torture)
CWs: Stan/Bill, noncon, torture, choking, tentacles (kinda), mentioned past sex work, past Ford/Bill, implied one-sided Stan/Ford
Summary: Trapped in the Fearamid, Bill finds new ways to mentally and physically torture the Stan twins.
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As a follow up to my post archiving Stancest (and Stancest-adjacent) fics from the GF Kinkmeme, I wanted to also share the (apparently) as-yet unfilled prompts with you all. I've also included the Stan/Any and Ford/Any prompts under the stancest-adjacent header. Hopefully, you guys will enjoy these ideas (and maybe find some new inspiration)!
Stancest Prompts
Ford/Stan, fuck machine
Prompt: Maybe Ford needs a lab rat, or maybe Stan is the one who insists they try it out.
Ford/Stan, fancy hotel, rough sex
Prompt: They ruin some sheets maybe? Smash things up a little?
Stan/Ford, relationship discovery
Prompt: One (or both) of the kids discovers that their grunkles are fucking. I'd prefer no inter-generational incest for this prompt.
Ford/Stan, touch-starved
Prompt: For Ford, after 40 year of loneliness, any touch from his brother was a bolt to his system.
Note from OP: OP here! Established, unestablished, everything is good! If you decide to fill this prompt, I doubt you can write anything that I wouldn't love. Unestablished with Ford, being Ford, repressing his feelings and trying to rationalize his need to have Stan touching him, until Stan realizes what's going on. Intimate scene with Stan caressing Ford to help him to desensitize (oooh, maybe Stan bathing Ford?). Cracky story about Stan shamelessly taking advantage of the situation to make Ford to shut up about his latest experiment and watch Duck-tective in peace... Just... anything with Ford being vulnerable and Stan being protective (in his own way) <3
Stancest, Trans!Ford
Prompt: Stan shows some support and appreciation for his brother. (Could be in a sexual way or not)
Ford/Stan, Diphallia & DP
Prompt: Fingers and toes aren't the only thing Ford's got an extra of, and Stan can take both at once.
Stan/Ford, the winner gets to decide what they do in bed
Prompt: Maybe they fistfight, or maybe they play some kind of game (rock-paper-scissors? Kraken punching?). But the winner gets to choose how they will have sex. Bonus points if he chooses something the other dislikes (or expects to dislike).
Note from OP: I'd particularly love to see the anticipation building up before victory (or defeat) and I'd love it if the narrative didn't reveal in advance which one was going to win. And then nsfw with any kink you like is very welcome, and maybe some contrast between what the POV character was expecting and what he got.
Stan/Ford, gladiator AU
Prompt: Ford lost track of his brother. Then one night, he saw him in an arena, fighting for his life. Ford was in the audience.
(It can be an Ancient Rome AU, or a modern AU with an underground forced fighting ring. It could even be modified Globnar!)
Stan & Ford or Stancest, memory swap
Prompt: For whatever reason -science, magic, etc- Stan and Ford find themselves sometimes experiencing each other's memories, and learn some uncomfortable things about what happened while they were apart and what they both did to survive. (Bonus for horrible sexual things, but doesn't have to be!)
Note from OP (in response to a question about how horrible the memories could be): My inclination is to say "however horrible you like" though that's a very broad range... my thoughts were along the lines of rape and/or really terrifying xeno stuff at the high end of the horribleness potential, but beyond that I suspect horribleness is individualized so I'm not exactly sure how to give a level? if you're particularly concerned you could get a little more specific, otherwise I'll just say "do whatever" and if I'm squicked it's on me for failures of imagination :p
Stancest, virgin Ford
Prompt: Ford's a sixty-something-year-old virgin. His first time with Stan is his actual first time.
Stancest, consensual somnophilia
Prompt: Ford explains to Stan what he wants and asks him to take a roofie (maybe it's about power and control, maybe he has stage fright and can't perform otherwise, maybe he'd be turned on by Stan trusting him that much, maybe all of that, maybe none of that, take your pick). Stan is freaked out at first but ultimately consents. They can be whatever age you think fits.
Stancest, crimelord au + blood, violence
Stancest-Adjacent
Prompt: Ford kills people, Stan is just along for the ride.
Stan walks into Ford, who is breathless and excited after his latest kill. Stan is Concerned and Ford just wants to shove his dick in somewhere. Dubcon/noncon is welcome. Bloody dicks are also welcome
teen!stancest, awkward anal fingering
Prompt: the boys both aren't very familiar with the concept of homosexual intercourse and with the stigma attached to it can't find useful information without outing themselves so they make things up as they go. there is a small argument about "who is the girl" and ford wins, whether he brings up stan already having done it with carla and that ford thinks he otherwise never gets to stick it in or even makes an offhand comment about stan having the larger and softer chest or something entirely different is up to you. ford is a bit pushy because hell he's a teenager and can't quite help it but despite ford's best efforts he can't get stan to agree to more than a few fingers because stan figures out that he is far less adventurous when he is on the receiving end of things.
definitely not required but encouraged bonus points if neither of them knows that the thing making stan see stars is his prostate because where would they learn that with that internalized homophobia looming over them. extra bonus points if ford feels shitty about being pushy after the pressure is gone and stan isn't all that forgiving because ford scared him even though he might not admit it.
(sorry I just love the idea of them being completely uninformed and having to go through a whole lot of miserable trial and error before they have the necessary experience to really make things enjoyable for both of them. just imagine them figuring out they actually need some form of proper lubricant or that guys can have sensitive nipples, too. ford not having to fear any anal pain and being in control boosts his confidence and stan fearing for his dignity and feeling more vulnerable than ever not being comfortable with that the first few times. there is just so much fun to be had with weird and awkward sexual experimenting especially with two kinda sassy teens with their own set of confidence issues. ARG these teenager need more awkward far from perfect sex!)
Stan/Ford, CPR
Prompt: They have a car crash, the Stanmobil gets totaled, Stan doesn't have a pulse. Up to you whether Stan survives or not. I'd like something that starts shortly before the crash and ends either when Ford gives up on Stan, or an ambulance arrives and takes over. I just want Ford to be panicked and sad and in horrible emotional pain over possibly losing his brother while performing CPR under stress and physical strain. (I am a horrible human being and aware of that, sorry.)
stancest, fluffy sweetness
Prompt: just them as kids being cute and funny and sassy with each other. Totally unaware of what their feelings for each other imply and just knowing they wanna be together. That would be great.
Ford/Stan, unapologetically uncomfortable emotional sex
Prompt: The most important thing to me is that it starts with Ford giving Stan the truth teeth, whether in secret or forcing them in I don't care. I want Ford to hear a few truths, both good and bad ones.
Stan / Ford, Ford throws up on Stan
Prompt: Ford's humiliated, Stan isn't nearly as grossed out as Ford thinks. Puke & comfort. Old Stans. Maybe he helps him wash off? Post shower fucking welcome? I like Stan being trans a lot.
*See thread for some additional potential specifications
Ford/Stan, underage, playing doctor
Prompt: Exactly what it says above. The Stan's being little and doing some exploring. Preferably with Ford being the doctor and Stan the patient, justifying it with him being the smarter brother and maybe Stan having some bruises from fighting bullies. Since this a kink thing, accidental heavy petting would be very appreciated. Bonus points for Ma catching and scolding them toward the end and the boys feeling incredibly ashamed and guilty about their actions.
Stan/Ford, Stan is unexpectedly good at dirty talk
Prompt: It turns out, Stan's filthy mouth really does it for Ford, under certain circumstances.
f!stan/ford - oh no he's hot (stancest)
Prompt: Girl!Stan finally got the portal working and Ford is back, yay!...only to realize that holy crap her brother is hot and it's making her feel ~things~.
Clearly the best way to deal with it is to seduce Ford. Unfortunately, it's not working out because he's either a) powered by coffee, anger and spite or b) oblivious whenever somebody (male/female/sentient alien vacuum/etc) is hitting on him or c) a combination of options a and b.
WILL SHE SUCCEED, FELLOW ANONS?
Stan/Ford, forced to fuck, noncon
Prompt: Okay, so I know this has been done dozens of times, but I need more. All the times I've seen it done there's always one twin being attracted to the other or mildly fine with incest - I LOVE those fics, too, but I need that noncon-being-forced-to-fuck-your-own-twin-sibling thing to be turned up to 11, and one or both of them being inconspicuously into it kind of kills the filthy factor... That probably sounds mean, and I'm not trying to say those fics are bad, I'm just into even grosser stuff. I like it when they're gagging and nauseous but still care deeply about each other.
Don't care who bottoms (if there's penetration at all), don't care what scenario (Crampelter, Rico, Bill, Random Mobster #6), don't care what age (teens, adults, foxy grandpas)- do whatever you feels best!
Stancest, mind control
Prompt: Okay, so Ford canonically created a tie to control people's mind and was canonically okay with it being used on Stan. Where is the Stancest dub-con/non-con taking filthy advantage of this? Let's fix this.
Stan/Ford + Bill/Ford, D/s, flashbacks
Prompt: Stan and Ford are having sex, with Ford bottoming. It's not anything they both didn't agree to beforehand. However, as Stan starts to get rougher or starts choking Ford/degrading him/something along those lines, Ford moans out Bill's name and starts apologizing to Bill.
Up to the author what happens after that, or if Ford even realizes what he did until Stan tells him.
I just love Ford's past with Bill cropping up and affecting him still.
Stancest, 1 1/2 Stans au (child abuse, underage)
Prompt: Since I haven't seen this in the kinkmeme yet...1 1/2 Stans au, where adult Ford somehow ends up caring for a deaged Stan. I'd like this to be set pre-series, around the time Ford sent for Stan to help him hide the journals. How Stan ends up deaged is up to the author--maybe something goes differently during their fight in the basement, maybe Stan is already deaged and child protective services or someone contacts Ford to come and get him. Either way, young Stan ends up in the care of Ford, who is just barely out from under Bill's influence and completely paranoid and unstable and still in many ways blames Stan for his circumstances (i.e. he never would have met Bill if he'd just gone to West Coast Tech like he wanted to in the first place) and is not at this point able to separate the young Stan in front of him from the brother who ruined his life and who is now an added burden on his already taxed emotional resources.
I know I have underage as a warning in the subject line, but I want to leave it up to the author whether they take this in the direction of sexual abuse. I think it has plenty of potential to be sufficiently dark without, but I'm certainly open to anyone taking it in that direction. What I don't want is for there to be any implication that Stan can consent to anything sexual that might be done to him--this is strictly an abuse scenario (I have no problem with that in other fics, just not this one). Likewise, while I'm not going to say future reconciliation is impossible when Stan is his correct age again, I'm of the opinion that it should be difficult for him to forgive Ford (if he ever does).
I swear, I honestly love the kind, caring 1 1/2 Stans au fics out there, I really do, I just wanted something darker.
Possessed!Ford/Stan non-con turns into Ford/Stan non-con
Prompt: You know that fic where Bill possesses Ford and rapes Stan? What if Bill takes off in the middle of such session.. and Ford keeps going anyway?
Stancest, Stoned and Horny Teens
Prompt: In view of 420 how about Stan and Ford smoking weed as teens for the first time? Things get.... steamy. No established relationship or previous fooling around preferred. Id like for it to be at least heavy petting/make outs if thats ok. If you think of something youd like to write more then those go for it :) thanks!
Stancest, hurt and failed comfort (and maybe stamping Ford's V-card)
Prompt: For some reason, a teenaged Ford is on the road with a seedy mullet Stan. Maybe time travel, maybe an accident in the lab that de-aged research era Ford, important is that Ford doesn't know anything about why Stan is a drifter and Stan doesn't tell him the reason why he was thrown out. Ford is exactly what Stan remembers him like and even though Ford is naturally insensitive for his twin he puts in the extra effort because he cares, which ends up hurting Stan more than he expected. Make it sweet and awkward but painful.
Added Smut Bonus: If experienced prostitute Stan ends up giving Ford a mind blowing BJ or even lets Ford fuck him to boost the awkward teen's still comparatively small ego and combat his own fear of being left by him again. Maybe Ford acts awkward with a girl at a gas station or something, probably gets shot down because of his hands and Stan makes a joke about how Ford will probably never get laid and feels bad when it really hits Ford because he's a hormonal mopey teen.
Alpha!Stanford/Omega!Stanley, possible collaring, claiming, humiliation
Prompt: trans!stanley preferred
stancest, Stan has no dick
Prompt: something about an AU where Stan lost his dick in a freak accident when he was a kid (5 to 12). like, run wild with that. just stancest in an AU where Stan grew up and still is dickless. age is up to you, established relationship or not, maybe just some pining, maybe non-con, really. do what you think is interesting with it. I want to read that.
Prompt: Someone on ffa mentioned Marvel Loki shipping Stancest, so now I want to see Loki's Stancest fic and/or meta. Bonus points for Loki's own family/brother issues blatantly bleeding through.
Stan/Ford Is it bestiality if it's your own twin?
Prompt: Stan can shapeshift into various animals. Go with it.
Ford/Stan Teratophilia
Prompt: Turns out that Stan has an affinity for languages and it doesn't take all that long for him to become fluent. This ability of his turns Ford on.
Bonus points for Ford being confused and not quite understanding what's getting him hot under the collar.
Extra bonus points if he's embarrassed.
Super extra cookie flavored bonus points if it's brought about by Stan revealing he knows a dead language and winds up walking Ford through translations all while thinking it's no big deal.
Ford/Stan, sex under pretext
Prompt: Anything where Stan and Ford have sex while pretending that isn't what's happening, whether because of a medical condition/excuse, magic, someone got an object stuck in their ass/dick, or whatever.
I would prefer both to be clearheaded (so not the way heats or sex pollen are typically written, more along the lines of the hysteria treatment trope).
Any age above sixteen is fine.
Stan/Any or Stan&Any, Stan gets a pet (the kink edition)
Prompt: Mr Mystery is a man of means and reputation, and that means getting a companion to serve him and look pretty for him.
Bill would make sense, but you could bring in Ford somehow - or even one or both of the kids. Or Soos! I am absolutely okay with it going in a gen direction, so long as there's a power difference at the beginning.
Ford/Any, striptease
Prompt:I just learned about these amazing tweets Emmy Cicierega https://twitter.com/JFSculpts/status/671411906025005056
I'd like to see fic about Ford dancing to earn his way into a better college. Maybe he remembers his past and demonstrates it to a new lover?
Ford/Stan, body swapping [dubcon, incest, underage] *
Prompt: Stan and Mabel switch bodies with the electron carpet and decide not to switch back right away. Ford finds out that Stan is in Mabel's body and talks Stan into letting Ford fuck him, even though Stan is reluctant because he feels skeevy having sex in his niece's body. Ford constantly praises Stan for how tight and perfect 'his' body is, which makes Stan super uncomfortable, but he's unwilling to ask Ford to stop at this point and he's kind of getting off on it too. After they finish, while Stan is figuring out how to address what just happened, Ford proposes that they convince Dipper to switch bodies with Stan and do it again, and Stan has no idea how to handle this. What happens next is up to the author. Do they fight? Does Stan kick Ford out or make him promise to keep away from the kids? Does Stan swallow his (many) objections and do it because he'd do pretty much anything for Ford?
Note from OP: I envisioned evil-Ford. However, I do love Pines ot4, and if the kids somehow end up being the ones to initiate a relationship and talk a deeply reluctant Stan and somewhat less reluctant Ford into having sex with them, that would be good also.
The secret kink of this whole prompt is 'Stan getting talked into doing things he enjoys but is very uncomfortable with.'
*I included this prompt here instead as it falls more under Pinesot4 than general stancest
Stan/Ford/Bill, Eiffel tower
Prompt: With Bill in the middle. Honestly, I just want a threesome with Bill and the Stans.
Prompt: Stan wakes up to find his hands tied to to the bedpost and Bill!Ford standing over him.
(Preferably Mullet Stan + Researcher Ford era, but any age could work)
The Memory Gun, forgetting sex
Prompt: So we have a gun that erases memories.
Any combination of characters fucking and one deciding to erase either their own memories, their partner's memories, or both. Is it guilt over incest or cheating? Is it so that their partner can't remember that they were raped and leave? Is it because they revealed an embarrassing secret or tattoo in the middle of sex? Do multiple "first times" result?
Bonus for virginity kink or one of the partners remembering, although they don't have to be having sex with the same person.
Any/Ford, submitting to authority figures
Prompt: Consensually, please.
Ford has a thing for people who have authority over him.
Older Ford/Ford, Bill/Ford, or OC/Ford are the pairings that come to mind for this.
Stan/Fiddleford/Ford
Prompt: Stan had a praise kink he's never fessed up to (see never had the courage to tell them). That sucker's always afraid of judgement. It's cannon fight me. Once this is discovered the other two are more than happy to oblige. Please, I need this in my life.
For Voiceteam 2022 Round 2 - Walkthrough Challenge: Create some kind of documentation of your podfic process. This might include photos, screenshots, text, video, a podcast interview, etc. You might include your recording setup and equipment, what steps you go through and why, and any tips or advice you have learned. You might also talk about how your process has changed over time and why!
It’s a long post, so I’m just linking to it on Dreamwidth. (Originally posted on 13 May, but shared here on tumblr on 15 May 2022.)
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A retelling of the Grimm Tale #1. In Part two, the king invites the frog to dinner on his daughter's behalf. His daughter is not happy about this.
Excerpt from my preface to this chapter:
The problem with the Grimm Brothers' version of the story, though, is that the princess never recognizes the frog king as human until after he loses his frog-shaped body, and therefore (according to chivalric tradition) doesn't deserve her happy ending.
So I tweaked the spell, just a bit, so that it's reciprocity between human beings that breaks the spell, rather than simply sharing physical space with the most beautiful person ever.
Grimm tale #1, retold and expanded with an aro-ace protagonist.
I gave myself this challenge: Without changing the components of the magical spell, or the span of time the Grimm version covers: rewrite it, and shuffle bits around, so the happy ending actually makes sense, even if the viewpoint character is aro-ace, like me.
Based on the English translation by D. L. Ashliman, Professor Emeritus of University of Pittsburgh.
I’m linking to my post of this story on my personal Dreamwidth Journal, in order to encourage people to check out that site as a journaling option. Everyone will be able to reply there, even anonymously, though anonymous replies will only be visible to me, until and unless I choose to make them visible (It’s one of the options Dreamwidth provides to cut down on dogpiling and anon hate).
I thought this story would be about 5,000 words total. It turned out to be about 7,500. So I broke it into chapters. Chapter Two tomorrow!
“Podfic Export Options” by ~godoflaundrybaskets. Posted on 3 June 2020.
Overview of file types, stereo versus mono (usually mono), and compression (Constant bit rate, various kbps examples).
[Some opinions on kbps numbers will vary on including sound effects; 32 kbps for just reading, 64 kbps for music and “non-integral” SFX (some also use 96 kbps here), or 128 kbps for “extensive and integral” SFX (some also use 96 kbps here).]
