I need some solid dose od Kavinsky's pack headcanons or I'm gonna dieee 🥺
Hi anon, this has been in my inbox for like a year so I hope you're not dead ☠️
HEADCANON TIME!!! I spent a lot of time trying to figure out who the dream pack was as individuals when I wrote Magnetic, but especially when I started Dizzy, so a lot of my headcanons are actually based in that specific universe.
Only child. His parents met in Bulgaria where his dad worked adjacent to the mafia. After he stole money from the wrong people, they fled to the US and landed in New Jersey when K was about 10. His dad is usually absent on "work trips" and his mom suffers from self-medicated bipolar disorder, swinging wildly from manic to depressed, always either high or hungover.
Identifies as gay, but he's probably closer to pansexual. It's not something he feels compelled to explain because he's actually Ronan-sexual and nothing else matters.
5'9. Smallest of the group but unquestionably the one in charge.
Bottle blond. He bleaches his hair in the bathroom sink.
Loves the water. Since private prep schools like Aglionby tend to require an extracurricular, he's on the swim team.
Lost his virginity to Skov after they got drunk one time and never talked about it again.
Swan is a family nickname. He is not the only Swanson to have ever Swan-ed.
Pretty in a very basic way. Blond hair, blue eyes, symmetrical smile, straight teeth, lean muscle. He knows he's pretty and he uses it to his advantage.
His parents are some mega-church televangelists who live in West Virginia. They sent him to Aglionby because it's close enough for holiday visits but far enough away to keep him out of the public eye. They think he's bad for their image.
Can't drive for shit. Total passenger princess.
Totally unreliable. Never where he's supposed to be and always late.
Sweet talker. Teachers love him even though he misses class and never turns in assignments on time.
The mom friend of the group. Usually sober, always has a snack, 100% done with everyone's bullshit.
The only reason anyone is still in school. Tutors in his free time, but he's the kind of tutor that calls you stupid when you don't understand and then dumbs it down until you do understand.
Acts aloof, like he doesn't care about anything.
Born in China, adopted by a Brangelina type celebrity couple. Oldest of 9 kids from different countries all over the world. Since their parents are usually off on location filming whatever next Blockbuster hit, Jiang takes on the responsibility of caring for his younger siblings. Or he did until he turned 14 and was promptly shipped off to Aglionby. He talks to his brothers and sisters every week.
Was friends with Declan for a brief period of time before they drifted into different cliques and stopped talking.
The real Proko was a loner stoner who drove around in circles because he had nothing else to do.
His parents were like Bonnie and Clyde, currently serving double life sentences after they drove across the country holding up convenience stores and gas stations with baby Proko in the backseat. They killed a clerk and three civilians before they were caught.
Was sent to live with next of kin, some great aunt something retired and living in Florida, and shuttled off to Aglionby as soon as he was old enough.
Met Kavinsky because he wanted to buy drugs. Promptly crashed his car and died. Kavinsky dreamt up a new and improved Prokopenko based on the blueprint of the original. Nobody could even tell the difference, and it didn't really matter anyway.
The new Proko looked like the old one, but he was unfortunately created without much of a brain. He was there to be Kavinsky's lapdog and that's it.
Obsessed with Kavinsky because he was made to be that way. He embodies everything that Kavinsky loves and hates about himself.
Hates Ronan because he's the one person Kavinsky loves more than him.
Eugene Skovgaard, AKA Skov
The bastard son of some politician or something who lives in Denmark. His mom was a mistress who was paid a load of money to disappear, so she did; she ditched Skov at Aglionby with a trust fund the size of a small fortune and hasn't been back since.
Thinks "a decent life" doesn't need to involve a fancy school, but has to graduate in order to earn his inheritance.
Wants to be an exotic dancer. He likes to take his clothes off, proven by the fact that he's always losing pieces of his uniform in odd places. His tie in Kavinsky's car, his vest at Nino’s, his shoes at the fairgrounds.
Considers himself friends with everyone.
Whore (affectionate). He treats sex like it's an extracurricular. Sleeping with Tad Carruthers on the DL. Thinks monogamy is a sham. Always has a condom in case anyone needs one.