#dream hell

I had a dream last night that this family of vampires were looking for a bride for their son, and vampires in that world are like royalty for some reason and so the princess of the kingdom was decided to be the vampire son's bride. But the princess was a lesbian and she was like no. So she got her friend/ body gaurd/ servant who looked p much like her but was a guy. She's like help me. And he's like okay sure. I'm not letting my princess get forced into something she doesn't want. And they dress him up and he's like well not bad. And he goes to the vampires home. But they have wards there and thank god he was wearing the princesses clothing because they confused the wards enough to where they recognized that he was the princess. The way the wards work is they glow a shimmering gold and then script your name in front of you it pretty. And he really hit it off with the family. But then he felt guilty because they were all very nice. And the vampire son was like I don't know how to tell you this but I like men. I haven't told my dad yet because well he's pretty intimidating you met him at the door And the gaurd friend faux princess is like fuck I'm a man. And he's really guilty now. But while all this is happening the princess realizes she's probably sent her best friend in the world to his death and she's like I have to go save him. So she goes to the vampire home. Right before she arrives the guy is like I have to tell you all something. (The father vampire is not in the room but the mom, son, and daughter are there) and he tells them that he's not a princesss and they're like well its okay if you have guy parts you're still the princess and he's like no that's not it. And he rips of the wig and dress and he's like I'm her bodyguard. And the son vampire is staring at him like I hit the jackpot. And the doorbell rings and everyone stands still and the father who was in his study goes to answer the door. And he's like wtf the princess and now he's angry because he's realized he's been fooled and the father vampire storms into the room where the rest of them are with the princess in tow and he's huffy and angry and he really looks like a vampire now. Like before they just were paler than most humans and they moved some gracefully. They looked like royal humans honestly but nowww. The father looks like some sort of monster and he's pretty fucking scary he's got this dark aura around him and he looks more skull like than human. (I honestly can't describe very well what he looks like maybe I'll draw a picture later idk) but he looks like the reaosn everyone is just slightly piss your pants scared of vampires. And the mom vampire is like calm down dear there has got to be a good reason for this. And he's like no. They have slighted us they have done us wrong and he's like I summon (I actually don't remember what the things name was because I woke up right after that and was like fuck yes I have more time to sleep and fell back asleep) and the body gaurd was running away from the ghost thing and the wards did this thing where they burned his name in ground. Like stating who he actually was. And I think it might have said Mallory or no that was the princess name but he had an M name and it was in nice gold script really pretty. Any way he's running from the ghost monster. And it takes control of things. Like at first it took control of this human who was trying to kill him. But by the end of the dream the ghost had taken control of this big ass semi truck. It was red hugggeee. And it came screeching and I have no idea how he ended up out running this thing but he was in another town like the ghost had lost him or something and he was so tired he had been running for days and he ran into this local grocery store. I dunno had the title foood, yellow tan brown building real non descript. And it was packed and he was thinking I need to lie down and maybe quietly die because what the fuck have I gotten myself into I hope Mallory is okay. Shit. And this old lady approaches him and she's like he's coming for you. And he's like how do you know that and she smiles hands him a water bottle and says vampire. And he nods and then he hears screaming outside and he's like shit. He chugs the water bottle and runs out of the store and the semi truck has crashed into a light post that has fallen onto the shop and the body gaurd is like holy shit is it over am I free but nah, the ghost posesses this tow truck and starts driving over the cars and the body gaurd is like why me. So he runs and the ghost switches to this large man, who's built like a brick shit house. Because the tow truck thing isn't working and body gaurd guy dives into these hedges that are overgrown on fence railing that keep people from driving into this bridge drainage ditch concrete thing and he runs a bit from where he dove into the hedge and he starts climbing the fence and the ghost can't figure out how to actually get through the hedge so he's making all these loud grumbling noises and the gaurd guy hops over the fence and he sighs like yes I am safe for a bit. And then he hears this really loud angry howl and something that sounds like ripping jeans and he's like well fuck that can't be good. And the ghost slides through the fence and the gaurd gives him this sheepy like haaa you caught me look but also like I'm so boned I'm so fucked. And the ghost takes this solidish form and its humanoid and ghastly and kind of slimy (before he was just these pair of glowing purple eyes and sharp translucent teeth) and grabs the guards neck smiling like I've got you you slippery fucker which in retrospect is kind of funny because he himself is rather slippery and anyway the gaurd closes his eyes and sighs like well this is it. This is how I die. I hope Mallory is alright hope that vampire boy finds a nice man. And then the slimy hand is gone and he opens his eyes and the ghost is disappearing before him like being vacuum sucked into a void and the gaurd like I have really fucking good luck. And he just stands there watching and then the vampire family is next to him Mallory in tow. The gaurd looks at them looks back at the ghost that isn't there anymore and looks at them and he's like how'd you get here so fast. The vampire father looks pretty cowed and back to normal. And the mom vampire says we can easily go from place to place very quickly. It's that type of answer that's not really an answer but sort of. Vague that's the word. And the son vampire says the ghost is on a time limit. It can only exist in our world for 3 days at a time. And then I woke up. Not really sure what happened after that I like to think the body gaurd and the vampire got togethet and princess Mallory found a nice girl.