Listen… I have zero investment in the tumblr sexyman competition. That being said, it would be absolutely fucking HILARIOUS if baron Draxum or Lou Jitsu won
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Listen… I have zero investment in the tumblr sexyman competition. That being said, it would be absolutely fucking HILARIOUS if baron Draxum or Lou Jitsu won

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This is formatted so fucking weird that the cutting is just pooped
Uhhh context is uhhh apartment go boom and they got they asses beat lol. Also Draxum sucks
Timeline wise this is like []—⛳️—————————-[] yup
Such a weird hate love when drawing them
taken from comments on my doc w/ my dear beta reader @lasanya539, who was inquiring as to Draxum's place in the story:
OKAY SO IT IS SIMILAR TO COMMON why am i yelling. okay. common headcanons where draxum engineered them to be a specialized team. i'll flesh out roles better later, but he was commissioned to make a formidable team of perfect heirs and soldiers. they need all four to be strong (and capable of ruling jic) due to the Divine Right Of Kings being at play in this universe*. splints revoked his title (baron) due to the horrible crimes he committed in the process of making the boys. ("you call them abominations, i call them rough drafts**" "NO") and now he lives in a cabin just off the castle grounds. he is poor enough to make this a punishment, but affluent and close-by enough to be near if the lads need specialized medical care***.
*PLEASE ask me about the lore here i need to be prompted to yap about karai and oroku saki and the kraang and Pizza Supreme-
**I am using @derpycat02's sibling's cats as background characters that were once the aforementioned rough drafts >:)
***he will regret not just locking him up when donnie and mikey discover a man they can bully into teaching them how to Shenanigans at Maximum Efficiency.
Raphael, Leo, Donnie and Splinter in a small emergency meeting about Draxum's hamster (which died because Leo bit on it and because Donnie screamed and Leo sat on it)
Raphael: How do we give him the bad news?
Donnie: What a mess Leo killed the little rat with legs.
Leo: No, of course not. He was able to throw me off a roof. What do you think he'll do when he finds out I killed his hamster?
Splinter: I'll give the news.
...
Mikey and Draxum painting pictures. Splinter approaches.
Splinter: What are you doing, Draxum.
Draxum: Painting a picture of the family because Dr. Feelings is obliged to.
A more or less decent painting of the family and a hamster.
Splinter: Delete the hamster and you from the photo.
draxum:.....
Mikey:...
May honey, the Draxum hamster that April gave her, rest in peace.
How does Draxum's hamster look or looked here (I call it honey because of its color and help from Mikey)

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Another Rise wild takes. (part 3)
and how April and Mikey are connected to the previous iteration(s).
Mikey quickly accepted Draxum in the family when M is also a hyper, self-serving and with the '03 environment made him a bothersome jerk. So he connects.
Rise April is also facing sexism like in 1987 version. She is loaded with more work than her other-gender peers. And then her work and effort goes invisible. And others are having fun now. (No how are yous. How was your day).
Edit: And smth about objectification and sex-appeal. For a joke, actually. Not serious.
She thinks boobs are boring (and things men can objectufy themselves more for...) since men have bigger and squshier tums. Like cow utter. You can quickly forget about those lemons, throw them away from mind and go for (appreciate) that pillow. That happens much much much much much later. 15 years into the future. Ok. This turned into NSFW. A joke. But kind of inappropriate for show.
Another fem reptile from '87 series can be a dragon (more like power-wise or metaphorically) or maybe someone (like powers) like reptile-Karai. Remember when I said her appearance can be wacky, witty, funny, surprising or unexpected like Lui Juitsu, Atomic Lass or Frida the assistant. Smth like that. A dragon also has a tail and no shell. And also in '03 tmnt in 5th seasons tmnt did became dragons with mystic manipulations. Also maybe, could be that they can have a tragic past and development,maybe, like Quarry and idw Venus, maybe (like longing to become independent and search for identity and self-sufficient part, there was a youtube video analysis about her, Quarry will be one of the his topics next this year. (Also because both of them were helpless and gruesome in their appearance). She gravitates towards security.) Or show her like being a hard, unbreakable, unbendable, and savvy force and a menace, special and superior. That of her appeal and appearance. She is also smart and she has gotten to be informative. Remember when '03 Don said he likes studying when entering the library in the 5th season, to discover more about powers and stuff. Mona did that before them. She has outrun(?) them. To say that in an eggagerated manner, that was savage.
Barry found tiny, freshly mutated Bea in the gutter on a rainy night. He is protective of her, and has done everything he can to keep her safe. He's tried to be supportive of her befriending April and the boys, but he cannot let her put herself in danger any longer.
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Oh loooook it's Mutant Mayhem! Drax and Bea 🙃
Life be life-ing real hard rn soooooo
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Alright, here's my latest writing project: a fantasy AU. Technically this is an older AU but I've never really shared stuff for it before.
Plot: Draxum is a forest's guardian, and one of the turtles comes to him for help.