Listen, yes Kalaxus is no longer The Supreme Chaos From Which All Emerged on account of retiring and handing the position off to The Goddess Of Things Lost, but that doesn’t mean mouthing off won’t result in Kalaxus smiting your ass?!
“Unless they’re funny about it! Which they were!”
…Ok unless you’re funny about it, which you apparently were.
…Wait, what the fuck?!
“What, a retired primal chaos can’t create a mortal body and use it to explore the realities the various later gods created? And in the process sneak up on people invoking my name?”














