#dr neo cortex

Cortex: Melissa, dare I ask... what does "clussy" mean? Somebody online said that word and I'm afraid to look it up. M. Ployee (Cortex's secretary): ... You're gonna be very upset when I tell you what it means, Dr. Cortex. Cortex: *takes a deep breath* OK. I've braced myself... what does it mean?? M. Ployee: Clown p*ssy. Cortex: ... Cortex: WHAT THE FUCK!? EWWW! WHY?? WHY DOES THAT TERM EVEN EXIST!? M. Ployee: I dunno, some people think lady clowns are sexy. Cortex: *shudders harshly* UGH! That's vile! Clowns are NOT sexy! WHO THE HELL THINKS CLOWNS ARE SEXY!? N. Brio: Why are you so surprised, Cortex? Your secretary certainly seems to think you're attractive! Cortex: SHUT THE HELL UP, NITRUS!

I would pay actual money to see Cortex's reaction to being told about the word "clussy" and what it means