#downlookingup

Ladies and gentlemen, meet my angels of darkness and death xxx

And they’re being all condescending about it too! And if that is not the most telling thing ever then aw man I don’t even know

So, okay, at first I assumed they were talking about this post, which is where I admittedly slipped up! Looking through the notes, though, I’ve just realized that they are talking about this one in particular, which was a totally snarky, off-the-cuff reply to someone using ye olde “if it isn’t sexist against men, it’s not sexist against women” argument, which is somehow still a thing, because reasons. And so now a couple of other Tumblrs have picked up on it and are flogging it with *~*~*LOGIC*~*~* and anti-feminist (actual tag in the post to which I was replying) reasoning and oh my god I think this is the best thing that has ever happened to me on this ridiculous website.

(like a cute adorable puppy not an ugly puppy)

I just...I wasn’t even rooting for him. I didn’t think I had to root for him. HE WAS THE PROMISED ONE. WHAT HAPPENED??

Bag clearly a descendant of the one owned by Mary Poppins because I did not expect that entire plate to fit in there. Or my niece is actual magic. Either or.

seriously, you can go check out the Aberdeen Bestiary online and just look for the sections on vipers, dragons, and the hydrus for such gems as: “the viper “gives birth with force,” because her impatient young “do not wait to be released at the right time according to nature, but gnawing through her sides burst forth, leaving their mother dead.”