#double-fallen

* you nevah seen a bracelet b'fore, skele-boy?

"I knows whar a bracelet 's, apple, but tha - THA' ain'ts no 'bracelet'."

* it is, yer jus' bein' stubborn 'cause you ain't nevah seen a bracelet like this b'fore.

"…Comes ta think'a it, wher dids ya even git this, ain't like bracelets are'n terribly common item 'round down here-"

* some friends, an' tha's all you needa know. "Huh.. ya have friends-?"

* ehhh, more like acquaintances, hones'ly. i help 'em out every now'n then, they help me. 's 'n equal-exchange sorta deal, annnnn' i'm sayin' too much. jus'- put on the damn bracelet. "...Dear Mother yer.. weird-.."

* blame the Colah Gods, not me. an' Valor's sake, skeleton, it ain't gonna hurt ya- but if yer that nervous, here, lemme- "Ay I ain'ts no fuckin' pussy, gimme dat-"

* really? i nevah woulda guessed. [tosses the bracelet at him anyways] "Yer lucky kid, 've punted people fer less.." [wears the stupid fucking bracelet]

* yeah yeah, whatevah. anyways. wha' tha' l'il thing does is- [to itself] -fuck how d'i explain the concept o' the internet ta a literal fossil- [now to lucid again] basically it- mm. long, long, LONG story short, it lets us talk ta people. "..uhhuh.. maldito niño loco.."

* i may not know spanish, skeleton, but i know'n insult when i 'ear one. an' eithah way, you'll believe me soon'a 'nough once whoevah-the-frick decides ta send'n ask or whatevah in.

"'m sorry, wha' the fuck d'ja jus' say-?"

* you 'eard me. :)

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